omg our case making it to scotusblog yayyyy

this app is so boring and empty feeling lol

that hacks finale was ://///

i will get over it!!!! i will get over it!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i should’ve listened to my therapist LMFAO

why are there still mean gays in 2025 please get help

why are yall wearing clothes from amazon

imagine hating on me and i’m just playing my mobile phone game

yeah idk if imma make small talk with my coworkers about this weeks white lotus episode

picking up your dogs shit while you’re nauseous is so fucked up

what is it called when you go from crying to jacking off within 10 minutes

the new abbott season is literally written so beautifully

i just want to be left the fuck alone lol

bro adam scott is sooooo fineeeee wtfffff

worst part about larry living in germany is i will send some funny shit and have to wait a whole 10 hours for a response

maybe i should stfu

how to find lesbians in denver? go into cap hill and set the radius to 1 mile

not me partying all weekend

me and kenny in a group of white people is called a congressional hearing

this girl asked me where i got my shirt from and i said anthropolgie and she said oh expensive i’ve seen the dupe on temu sksksksksksk

there are two specific men who have wronged me badly who loves the queefs so to know they are so upset right now makes me so happy

there needs to be a movie category called “movies you can watch with your mom”

is challengers a good movie to watch with your mom

show me one fucking normal actually funny man you can’t

i gotta be pms-ing or something bc everything pissin me tf off rn

i’m tired of men telling me to take care how about u fuck off and die

i’ve been sweating so fucking much in my sleep my stress levels are out the wazoo

steam punk son or witchy daughter

yeah i’m just broken lol

can’t tell if i miss having a bf or i just miss that bf

y2k movement came back so hard the r word came with it

holy shit i feel like such a dumb whiny baby right now

do i think that im better than other people bc ive been in therapy for so fucking long? well… yes!!!

guys i need to get back to denver im losing it

they should invent a man who is good

tony hawk tuah underground 4

my stomach is being so fucked rn but i have to go to the club

wait.. i’m goated

laying down with my head in my moms lap swiping on tinder avoiding rednecks we are so back

if this shit is gonna be public im going undercover

those girls who are friends with their teachers from high school on social media scare me

i’m literally just so sleepy

i want to feel as united as i did when we were all doing the soulja boy dance — that was church

why are people already having holiday parties bitch it’s august

it’s called the “it will go away on its own” plan and it’s eminently affordable but sometimes my body makes noises not searchable on Google

i started six feet under it’s p good and the perfect level of dramatic

any sexies wanna give me v bucks for christmas

why am i realizing dasha is just trashy slutty taylor swift in the best way

have you ever had a krispy kreme

it be the hottest bitches with the lowest self worth i stg…