⠀ ⠀⠀( smirk . * ✨️ ) ⠀⠀hoopa dropped a wailmer on top of a sailor's boat ! needless to say , they got along pree𓂃eety well ! ⠀⠀( the poor boat sunk and all known valuables became lost . )

⠀ ⠀⠀well 𝙙𝙪𝙝 ! it's you , nobody else can have the same energy as yve—kan !

/ should I give hoopa a human form too

⠀ ⠀⠀( lalalala— ah .ᐣ ) ⠀⠀it's you ! ⠀⠀( the pokemon runs straight towards death , spinning all around to greet . )

⠀ ⠀⠀( happily roaming through the plains 𓂃 )

⠀ ،̲،̲ bring forth once treasured , the devil's face revealed . ،̲،̲ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#PTRP

⠀ you're weird .͟.͟.͟

⠀ what's that alikan .ᐣ

𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩! 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭! 𝐓𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫! ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

⠀ ( the impact of the rocket sends hoopa flying back and into the horde , shrieks of terror coming out of its tiny lungs . ) MORTAL .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ HOOPA WILL GET YOU ONE DAY .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ GYAAAAAAAAAAA —

⠀ but they give you a funny feeling , right ? accept it !! ( the hoard of pokemon chase behind , an army of lips just ready to taint the pitiful other . hoopa was just enjoying it all ! laughing merrily . )

⠀ @adomanic.bsky.social

⠀ ( ohhhhh self control never felt so bad before . ) .͟.͟.͟ so it is . whatever . no use crying over spilled milk . i'm napping * 💢 .

⠀ alikan's face is turning red !

⠀ mafukan wished for a sewing kit that never runs out . but that doesn't exist , right ? so hoopa gave her candles ! alikan heard it .

⠀ and alikan said she wouldn't be boring ! well , he wasn't .͟.͟.͟ ehe , those snacks were divine ! ah , and hoopa granted her a wish .

⠀ hmp , alikan wished for hoopa to give that herb . alikan didn't wish for hoopa to return immediately after that !

⠀ uh huh ? and hoopa granted that !

⠀ ( little obnoxious giggling . ) hoopa's job here is done ! keep addressing hoopa as lord hoopa , as you should , mafukan !!! ( a prideful stance . hoop twitches alive once more , opening the portal . ) hoopa shall take its leave . +

⠀ ( pleased !!!!!!! hoopa twirls happily 𓂃 ♫ )

⠀ ( tapping its chin . huh .͟.͟.͟ now where would it be able to find that ? .͟.͟.͟ aha .ᐟ with a snap of a finger , it summons .͟.͟.͟ a set of candles ? and a lighter ִ𖤠ִ𖤠 ) light a candle and make a wish for everytime your supply runs low , +

⠀ ( furrowed brows . it was ready to leave in disappointment , hopes returning when questioned . it nods ! ) yes , anything ! hoopa can bring anything , grant anything , answer anything ! would you like a castle ? or riches ?

⠀ ( its hoop rattles , a small portal summoned as a cream soda can falls into the child's hands . how's that !? )

⠀ what if you were locked in a room for an indefinite duration ? ( its tone lies flat , yet grin remains . unfitting . )

( 💭* hoopa sure is insistent. hopefully this isn't a new headache. )

⠀ ( big eyes . a mortal in a crisis , what does thou wish for !? )

⠀ you're willing to wait that long , no matter how many years it'll take ? ( narrowed emeralds , doubt in its immortalised form . )

⠀ ( why what ? hoopa will never know . ) surely mafukan isn't that strong to achieve that , is she ?

⠀ ( jaw dropping information . hah , no wonder alishir's so crazy about him .ᐟ even hoopa's about to grow another head . ) what do you not have ? maybe hoopa can prove you wrong ! hoopa can grant wishes better than alikan , y'anno ?!

⠀ no way , seriously .ᐣ.ᐟ ( unbelievable . there truly exists a mindset like that ? hoopa was distraught ! ) but — but attention gives you so much ! wealth , power , ego , strength ! what could attention give that mafukan despises it so ?

⠀ ( a loud burp follows . ) you're a weird one . what's so nice about not being liked ? ( it floats towards him , flicking her forehead . )

⠀ mafukan .ᐟ kekekeke⠀ׅ⎖ ( it finally swallows its last red poffin from the case , patting its tummy before burping . ) hoopa permits you to use the nickname ! afterall , you fed hoopa with delicious snacks ! mafukan , what's your relationship with +

⠀ ( nuh uh . ) alikan .ᐟ ali—𝒌𝒂𝒏 .ᐟ yes ! he's super funny ! hoopa always found it hilarious when alikan trips on one of hoopa's pranks , or gets striked in the back till he bled , or when alikan looks at hoopa with admiration .ᐟ +

⠀ ( blatantly ignoring the napkins . it's obvious by the way it slowly glides away from it . ) that's subjective ! being better than everyone , proving everyone hoopa's strength , and giving everybody a good show to be entertained by .ᐟ * ✨️

⠀ ( it fits two poffins into its mouth , looking up at the trainer . with a gulp , it beams . ) hoopa knows everything !! ask hoopa anything , and one shall receive its infinite wisdom !

⠀ ho—waaaaahhhh .ᐟ.ᐟ 𓂃 ♫ ( a much more expressive reaction compared to its worshipper , picking out the red poffins first and devouring them ! ) ah , spicy , spicy .ᐟ sssss .͟.͟.͟ sooooooo good .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ * ✨️✨️

⠀ snacks !? ( it brightens up almost immediately ; twirling around in the air as it celebrates . ) snacks , snacks , snacks ! hoopa wants snacks !

⠀ kitty .ᐣ ( an odd look was given . what a weird name ; at least it isn't as good as hoopa's nickname for him ! watching him apply the herb , uninterest begins to harvest within emerald optics . ) ugh , no fun .ᐟ you knew already !? +

⠀ alikan wouldn't stop bossing hoopa around .ᐟ but he promised hoopa would be entertained if hoopa helped you , so here is hoopa .ᐟ.ᐟ ( it holds the hoop on its waist , celebrating one's own arrival . ) do you know how to use that leaf ?

⠀ pooey . at least you understand hoopa's point⠀ׅ⎖

⠀ ( a herbal leaf smacks right above where he scratched , and out appears the djinn pokemon ; seeming quite bored . ) delivery for who—ma—joo—ba⠀ׅ⎖ hoopa at your service !

⠀ what's the difference ? a mortal lives for a short time , they're bound to want everything at some point ! why not now ?

⠀ but it benefits her .ᐟ she'll get all the attention she wants , and no harm would dare come to her .ᐟ.ᐟ

⠀ ( roars of laughter come from the djinn pokemon as it follows behind , signature grin plastered . ) where are ya headed ? tell hoopa how amazed you are right now ׅ⎖

⠀ ( a gold hoop slips out of its horn , growing bigger and bigger as a portal is summoned . out comes a hoard of smoochum and jynx ; all ready to give the villager a kiss .ᐟ ) kekekekkeke⠀ׅ⎖⠀ׅ⎖ feelin' funny yet , mortal !?

⠀ hoopa has not .ᐟ if hoopa wants a funny feeling , hoopa can do so by itself ׅ⎖ do you want to feel something ? hoopa can help grant that for you , too .ᐟ

⠀ such a strange way of feeling something .͟.͟.͟ kekekeke⠀ׅ⎖ you all begin such foolish traditions⠀ׅ⎖ a funny feeling ? just hearing about it gives 𝐌𝐄 a funny feeling , kekekekekeke ⠀ׅ⎖

⠀ why do mortals always smash their faces in .ᐣ

⠀ hoopa's so BOOOOOORED .ᐟ.ᐟ

⠀ hoopa , loopa , doopitidee , if you are wise you'd listen to hoopa .ᐟ