why ami not an alcoholic dude ive been like “oh my god im so lazy and useless and fucked up and nothing i do will ever matter” and then 50mg sertraline and coffee w creme de cocoa said “make a reuben and eat it” and i was like “yes master”

heaven is a place on shmearth

I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor I Am Normal About The Witch Doctor

Microwave enchiladas should come with a fucking cyanide capsule

My greatest fear is that i get any kind of following online and people find my alts and every one of my identities collapse and everyone finds out im a total freak. I know that sounds like a sex fantasy but its NOT

I just saw an artist i follow post in a YT comment section and nearly had a heart attack. Do not turn on comment notifications i thought they tracked me the fuck down

was gonna post “I wish drawing was like playing guitar in that you can just play random chords to find a phrase you like” but then i realized drawing might be exactly like that and i wouldnt know because i never draw

Im gonna be the first postmodern furry artist. Just a few more years of whining and never drawing and then step one will be complete

Hi I am going to try and sell these adopts again $10 each or something

I don’t need money super urgently but a bank transfer that should’ve been today is taking too long meaning it will now happen after the first of the month So. If you wanna help me out reposts are appreciated

If anyone wants to know how to get pico 8 for free it’s safe easy and absolutely hilarious

TAKE YOUR FUCKING MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

I just want everyone to know

There is so much joy to be found in only having one follower. like hi buddy thanks for the like

I’m glad the one thing furries/monsterfuckers/Catholics can agree on is that men should have more ears and horns and wings and other things you can grab on to

i will achieve nirvana when i stop caring about artistic expression and just play the bass line from Verlag aus den Turbo Scratcher non stop dawn till dusk for the rest of my life

I HAVE NORMAL INTERESTS AND NORMAL NEEDS!!!

anotha day anotha 0 dolla

Bwwuuuuuhhhh a minor forest is soooo good

the modern tech sphere is just a handful of incomprehensibly massive companies in a constant incestuous suck-and-fuck bonanza with each other while trying to pretend that their kids are gonna be the next turings and teslas

i go UP and uh i go DOWN and uh i go UP and uh i go doooooown

This is fucked up. I cant believe this

My first words outta the womb were “is that frieza”

there is nothing more individually enjoyable than asimovposting in robotfuckers’ replies

After taking all these classes if anything’s gonna kill me itll be the constant urge to critique the fighting form of fictional characters. but probably depression

Joke will be finished when I have found the answer

they started making grapes taste worse to fuck with me specifically

Behold A Man With No Money Or Talent. How Does He Live With Himself? Simple.

pink and brown is an awesome fucking band

nothing happens ever and idk why

i mean… writing…?

arab on radar song where they go bum bum papapapa bum bum papapapa bum bum papapapa bum bum papapapa

Im so tired today raaaaahhhh

can someone please punch me in the ribs? like one of the false ribs so it really hurts

if i dont actually start drawing any time soon im gonna go psycho kill everyone and explode

sick of being boring and useless im gonna castrate myself haha he’ll yes

All debates need mediators because you need someone to watch for faulty arguments and pull the big red card that says “LOGICAL PHALLUS-Y!” and make the offending side suck the other one off

Next year There will be art to summarize Hopefully This post is in the shape of genitalia

Holy shit eggnog is so good why haven’t I had this before

I’m so excited guys I hope I get shot dead for christmas

I made an account here to try and post my art non-journey but I just started writing shitposts again fuck my stupid chud life

“Just practice?” No. Practice is for artists. I am a seasoned Imaginer

“watch me hit this dunk” *trips over my hot alien insectoid husbands oblate exoglutes and breaks every bone in my body*

Still no drawings yet have a song instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTZrMKw4Ak

@trashartistderg.bsky.social itll happen eventually my friend… all i do is for you i swear it

Too depressed to do that one request today ill try again tomorrow i guess

god damn it day 1 of being a furry porn artist and i have to make fucking minecraft bara what the fuck am i gonna do man idk how this works

I wanna make pinups of skeletons man. i just want that so bad thats all i want to do thats the entire reason for everything

next time i see "draw my oc/sona!" on my fucking timeline i will. i will draw your oc/sona! and you will have to fucking deal with it