I think we may be missing the obvious with Trump’s bruises …. How sure are we that it’s not part of his fetish … I mean he can afford to hire what ever dom he wants, maybe it’s just his kink

Give it the infowars treatment and take “ownership” of the Trump brand, use any future revenue to fund immigrant rights and general healthcare … and most important, name Obama the administer of the fund

The folly of the right wing targeting governmental spending is that government spending on citizen support is actually pretty efficient compared to a private model. What fraud there is in the system isn’t done by the person getting the support, it’s in the corrupt companies defrauding them

I’ve always thought it’s a messed up curse to say “you should have sex with people you like” like it’s a bad thing

If I could create a pledge for purple districts it would be “I pledge that my priority is to ensure your representation is fair” End Citizens United - so a voters voice is valued the same as a stockholder Sensible maps - design districts on social, economic and regulatory basis

Does anyone else think therapy appointments should include the question “is it that you can do in theory, but you haven’t done in practice?” I can do a lot of things but, historically I can’t execute them consistently, its a “Can/Can’t” problem when both are true

Just for giggles … let’s play a game of “Who do we want to rebuild the Department of Education” I constantly think Warren would be brilliant at the role since it’s going to bridge fiscal and education reform (thats if she isn’t working in a certain oval room) But who else?

There is at least one day, as an adult, where you get the thought “I’m not as funny as I think I am” Thats today for me, at least it’s the latest one of those days in a long string of days lol

May he look forward to an eternity of getting teabagged by which ever devil he fears the most Or is that too much?

There are people who will argue with the sentence “Yes, your life would have been better if Harris won” Those are stupid people, it’s just nice they identify themselves for you

I’m thinking it’s time to drug test the boardroom instead of the factory floor…

Hmmm if we aren’t at war with Iran, isnt it … murder, theft and terrorism ? Unless you are only allowed to complain when you are the victim…

If we can’t trust him to obey the war powers act how can we trust he obeys elections or court rulings? I know we can’t … it’s just exhausting that his supporters are so entitled they don’t care about fundamental aspects of our democracy, and are unashamed of it

One of the most infuriating things about Trump is that I spent YEARS pointing out that Presidents don’t impact Gas prices (because they don’t do stupid shit) Only for him to do stupid shit like it was a dare.

Is anyone surprised that Trump is obsessed with Ballroomgate? I mean … there isn’t much ballroom in your pants if you need big boy diapers

I fully support taking the country back and giving it to the tribes that lived here first … I mean we are kinda screwing it up and it was pristine

Depression and creative cussing

Where the hell is it only 6 feet deep eight miles out to sea?

It’s really easy for a politician to say what they are “for”, but watch how many times they vote against it … Every time the right voted to impeach Clinton but to acquit Trump, each time they held a hearing about Benghazi or Emails and dodged hearings. Delay scotus and then stack the courts

Anyone else read the first three words and think “Is this another couch joke?”

Neurospicy tip of the day (for me) When shame stops motivating you, switch to something new. And remember this

Trump isn’t calling for unity, he is calling for the opposition to be silent and stop being mean to him Trump calls for unity and bipartisan healing after another violent incident. But will it last? apnews.com/article/trum...

Two separate impeachment trials could have done a shitload more to prevent yesterday’s attack than one overpriced and unnecessary ballroom ever could

Only Trump would expect a fancy ballroom as a participation trophy in the melodrama that is his administration

I’m wondering who is the next high level maga “political” figure who is going to leave their position so they can try to avoid congressional oversight and hearings

Ahh firing squads are back, how long until maga starts auctioning spots on the “squad” for campaign donations? THIS SHOULD NOT BE A THING IN 2026 And I don’t trust a system broken enough to put a poor felon to death and a rich felon in power

Politics are weird … in this arena people doing “what they say they will” isn’t worth measuring .. but when they do “what they say they won’t” that tells you their measure .. how strong are their convictions, what are they willing to trade for them …

Im pretty stupid for a smart guy

Just for giggles … what if Iran just sued the Trump brand and got the copyright/licensing …. Trump couldn’t give a shit about damaging the US reputation but he sure as shit cares about “his”

How long do we think Tacos are delayed again … two weeks? Or just after the health plan? Or just after the tarrifs windfall? Or just after the 2020 election reviews … it’s funny the only thing I actually expect in two weeks is Blumpies “settlement” with his own IRS

Never trust a Friday update from this administration Oil prices drop when announcing strait opened, when it turns out it’s not, we are in the weekend so stock market isn’t in session …

The same people who complain when the newer generations can’t afford rent/mortgages, often are the ones who justify raising the rents as the market allows

Far too many people assume that the lies the antichrist tells would be what “someone else” would be fooled by, never for a moment thinking they would be taken in by the easy lies and slanted slivers of truth of the power mongers (and yes, this is about that red cap cult)

Just for giggles … can we name this for President Obama? Federal agency approves concept for Trump's plan for a Triumphal Arch in Washington apnews.com/article/trum...

You know what I want…. I want a Democrat to stand up and say “Im not going to run for the Presidency this next cycle, but I’m going to start my team on building a plan to rebuild Education” Someone else to do Healthcare Someone else to do Parks Someone to do Energy etc etc Become the SME we need

I think about this picture every time I hear about AI data centers …. In the 1950s this was a 5mb Hard drive …. Over the course of a few decades and many iterations, size speed and complexity have done marvels. So how long till all those data centers are as pointless as this giant floppy disk?

You know I really wish a law was passed that if a tax bracket gets adjusted all relevant deductions are sunsetted for that new bracket (outside a few permanent ones like EITC) That and otherwise all deductions are up for renewal ever 12 years …. Oh and restore taxes to Obamas rates at least

I know MAGA is picking a fight with the Pope, MAGA jr can’t make a deal, Trump is trying to blockade a blockade because the blockade hurts everyone, and hungry just took a giant leap left, but wasn’t there also a story about a current spouse of someone and a high profile sex trafficking ring too?

At this point I think Trump heard about the Great Depression and thought it’s time for a Greater Depression…

What if the reason Vance is the lead US rep on the Iran talks (supposedly) is because the republicans are planning on removing trump (fingers crossed) and want Dems to paint themselves into a corner by raging so hard at Trump we forget about being g mad at them

Can we stop calling it inflation, or tarrifs … and call it a #TrumpTax ?

When it comes to politics you hear everyone complaining about “partisan attacks” but for me i tend to look more at “partisan defense”, what mummers pageantry the GOP uses to distract from the actual crimes and corruption they decry in public and exalt in private …

It occurs to me that tomorrow is gonna be fucking nuts … between this administration, the war of stupid, and April fools day … what’s even real

You know … the oil price skyrocketing reminds me of back in COVID when Trump worked with OPEC and Russia to massively cut oil production for 2 years, because the surplus had dropped the cost per barrel to an insane low …. Market manipulation with massive price swings … could he be doing it again?

What’s clear to me is that the next leader of the Democratic Party needs to know that they, can’t fix everything, we need them to be accountable for everything, but to be able to identify the right expert to fix each thing Trump pooped on. IE) The person fixing education can’t fix healthcare etc

This AI “boom” is just so forking dumb …. Computers are insanity important but look at how bug they started, compared to now …. In 10 to 20 years how much space are these gonna take?

Both sides are hypocrites… the biggest difference is Republican hypocrisy actually hurts people, while Democrat hypocrisy just costs more to the people who collect money and power like shiney Pokémon

You know … I’d really love if everyone wore shirts/hats with Spanish/Portuguese sayings on them …. Really fork with the bigots

I’ve heard that people think ICE in the airports is a practice run for ice in polling stations. Im more worried it’s testing AI capabilities… think about it, when else do you see people lined up and confirming IDs … a rare chance to get a shit ton of data and confirm it

I heard someone threw a beer at Trump, don’t worry .. it was a draft and if nothing else, he knows how to dodge them