Good morning ☀️ How do you like your eggs? 👀

Good morning ☀️ How do you like your eggs? 👀

What ever happened to them lil rose toys that had y’all in a chokehold?

i look at Trump hat wearers the same way i look at mouth breathers.

I'm beating everybody ass for this one.

Republicans saying the Democrats are responsible for this government shutdown after taking ALL three branches is ludicrously unreal.

This man’s leg was bent 90 degrees in the wrong direction but he so damn happy to know he’s done with the Dolphins 😂

I miss the mixtape era! New Wayne or Jeezy or Ross dropped damn near every month or few weeks.

This seem like the place that'll have "Market Price" for wings.

Defund the TSA! So sick of their shit!

As a black man whose ancestors were most likely brought over here illegally, inhumanely, an unethically, I honestly couldn't give a fuck about an illegal immigrant. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I love the ones that like go up my spine OR the ones that are like right above the booty. Like where the back and booty meet if you get what I’m saying

I be biting that shit 😌

One of my fav things to receive

My ex would kiss both of my ass cheeks after we had sex. Sometimes more than that. But it was a ritual I quite enjoyed

Wearing shorts and flip flops through a airport and on a plane is criminal! 🤮

NOT ANNE BURRELL 😩💔😭

As a black man whose ancestors were most likely brought over here illegally, inhumanely, an unethically, I honestly couldn't give a fuck about an illegal immigrant. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Patriots going 11-6 with this easy ass schedule! 😎 #GoPats

The Avalanche are the first team in MLB/NBA/NHL history to lose seven straight Game 7s. H/T @optastats.optajoe.com

Ladies, if he's not giving your booty kisses after piping down, he don't really fuck with YOU like that.

I once had a 4'11 woman tell me, a 6'1 man, that I wasn't tall enough for her. That she like them 6'4 and up. I looked at her short ass like

I just got my starter locs a week ago, when can I wash my hair for the first time? #LocSky

I'll match your Leo with this Leo

Accurate. In fact if I told y'all this dude 👇🏽 (yes the dude Leo is playing in Wolf of wall Street) is the reason comment sections on the internet are allowed to exist as they are, you wouldn't believe me. But it's 100% true.

The Pursuit of Happyness

What's the best "Based on a True Story" movie you've ever seen?

Bro the Arkansas State women's basketball coach gotta get fired for this terrible game against UCONN right now 😂 Because 23-91 is crazy for 3rd quarter lmao.

Idk the last time I saw a kid in a cast. Is it because kids aren't going outside anymore?

Tell them

I know black don't crack, but this mf curdling if he 25 for real.

Happy International Women's Day! 🌹

Love Madison down!

Whoever is responsible for putting all these damn names in all the languages at the end of each Bluey episode needs that Luigi Mangione special.

Idk why but I usually take offense to a YT person calling me "brother" and idk why I'm like this.

I judge you so badly if you eat Papa Johns. I’ve never tasted a worse excuse for a pizza in my life

The world gets to see our division on tv with this address. No wonder why everyone hates us. 🙄

Y'all!!!!!!!! Why is @kevonstage.bsky.social like this?! 😭😭😭😭 #blacksky

Zelensky should've slapped the shit outta Trump and Vance for the way they were talking crazy to him!

Actually murder me, thanks

A house in CA. Adulting sucks

My home 😁☺️💖

When we bought really good knives and good sheets.

Probably a casket tbh

A house 🏠

I really want to say life insurance or accounting services lol

a car. about to do it again. 😐