It’s my birthday tomorrow. One of my fantasies is to get an ass-shaped cake and go nuts licking it like the balloon in that episode of Chowder

I love how the language selection on this website straight-up lies to you

Love it when someone in a dress farts and you see the dress waving

God I wanna pull and squeeze and just generally play with Brian Griffin’s flab.

As much as I love the idea of being a constantly farting obese slob who eats as much as he wants, I have to admit, heart problems aren’t fun at all and not worth the fulfillment of my sexual fantasies.

I gotta lay off the fried chicken. I’m worried my heart might stop working if I keep this gluttony up.

@icyhideout.bsky.social well ain’t this a motherfucker

Garfield’s fat ass 😍🥵

You ever take so long to realize a character is hot you wanna punish yourself for not realizing it sooner because it’s so obvious they’ve got the thickness?

It sucks being a republican with a furry fart fetish. Every time I wanna look up something like “farting pig” or “horse butt” I see all these libs mocking the president I voted for.

Forget butt jokes that make you horny. What about butt jokes that genuinely made you laugh?

Apparently we’re gonna be getting a live-action remake of Tangled. Make of that what you will

Panic attacks are the fucking worst

I was NOT disappointed. They were mostly candid but the booty action we did get was just good enough.

Sexy thought just now. Obese macro who ate a metric fuck-ton of cheese, milk, baked beans, and hot peppers, stomach gurgling like crazy as their fat ass is pointed directly at a city. When the fart happens it’s like an orbital strike or something.

My farts are especially potent tonight. Stinking up the room like crazy

Butt suspense in general gets me acting up. Someone’s gotta fart real bad and their butt is quivering and the music makes it a very tense moment. The buildup gets me so hard. I bet that sounds weird.

Another butt-related kink of mine: Derrieres in distress. When a cartoon’s butt is hurt/about to get hurt. Like they’re stuck and their butt is gonna get stung by bees. Bonus points if they play up the suspense.

I feel like I’m desperate for lustful attention. Like I’m doing anything I can to ensure I get super horny comments and that’s a bad thing.

Mr. Shark is the hottest Bad Guy and I ill not be convinced otherwise

Alright I’ve got a good feeling about Zoo2pia. FTWDK “rude humor” is basically code for “butt/fart jokes”.

I think I found a new crush

This page needs a hero

Just got my ticket for #Zootopia2 Give me thicc furry booty or we riot

Anthro cars farting = carbon monoxide just fyi

Zootopia 2 is almost here. There better be some good money shots of Clawhauser (or other fat animals like hippos/elephants) or a good scene at the nudist resort. I cannot go home hungry.

Is there a telegram group for people like me or I Heart Butts by any chance? A place where I can freely talk about how hot cartoon animal butts get me?

Inside me there are two wolves:

So idk if you could tell or not but I have a massive crush on the farting pig from Duck Duck Goose. I’d love to be stuck in the fat ass like Peng was. I’d stay with them on the farm and use their bootycheeks as a pillow.

I have a massive crush on both animated animals who just fart unapologetically and ones who fart and get all flustered and shy about it. Which do you like more?

More like “belongs in my ass”

So did you guys see the Mario Galaxy movie trailer? Because boy, what a trailer.

Also I made this post before I learned the Mario Galaxy trailer was premiering on Wednesday. I’m so excited!!!!

Imagine we get sum yosh butt in the Mario Galaxy movie?

Is it weird that I kinda want him?

Ultimate first class flight experience would be being squished between two fat furry characters (ex. Clawhauser & Badgerclops) who are both super gassy. The window seat one keeps getting up and going to the bathroom so their ass shuffles across your face a lot.

Well it’s just about that time of the year again…

Is this what people with fart fetishes say when they’re trying to be flirtatious?

Brrr, it’s so cold up here. Anyone wanna fart on me to keep me warm?

Panda from We Bare Bears is also pretty hot. They do a lot of scenes involving his butt in the show so that’s nice. 🐼🍑

I just dreamt about a fart scene. Some giant Typhlosion was super gassy and had to fart really bad. He was laying down in the ocean, and his fart created a whirlpool that travelled over to a giant Lugia and it saved them from being strangled by some electric eel hydra.

You ever have one of those farts that feels like a whole bubble comes out of your ass, and then a smaller bubble floats up and out of your crack? It’s like magic.

Mr. Shark is the reason I love this franchise. Wish we got to see his fat ass in the movies

Which do you think was the best decade from this millennium to be a furry?

These would be my ideal college dorm roomates. Just a bunch of furry guys who can and will rip massive ass unprompted. Particularly around me.

Just thought I should post this so you guys know how I do things around here

Does this mean there’s an “Incredibull Gassy”?

@iheartbutts.bsky.social Idk if you already know about this but it just feels like something you should know about.

Simple round cartoon dog butts like this make me swoon, and the booty shake? Mmmf! More people gotta see this.

Seducin’ me, that’s what. 🥵