Combat vet here. Every service member involved in carrying out these orders, no matter the rank, needs to be court marshaled and punished to the fullest extent allowable under UCMJ.

Friendsgiving was an unmitigated success. That is all.

As stressful as it’s been putting this Friendsgiving together, I’m excited. Good friends, good food, and it’ll be fun!

The best part about the Nuremberg trial was that the highest ranking Nazis got hanged. That’s a part of history I’ll enjoy seeing repeat itself.

I’m watching The Princess Bride, and as all-time classic as it is, the synth score annoys the fuck out of me.

Today, and every day really, I’m #thankful for these two super sweet girls. They are so full of love and silliness, and I’m extremely lucky to have them.

That overwhelming sense of autistic introverted dread while preparing to host a Friendsgiving tomorrow is real, kids. Why, oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?!

If you go out shopping today, fuck your own ass with a cactus. Kthxbye!

I’m not in the least bit surprised by this. Our government has been breaking promises to the brave Afghanis who worked and fought with us pretty much since day 1. apnews.com/article/nati...

I’m a nerd who IMDBs every movie I watch. I just watched Godzilla Vs. Kong, and there was a user review titled “Epic Battles With An Uninspired Plot.” People who go to a movie called GODZILLA VS. KONG and expect great writing &great characters should be banned from theaters, the internet, & life.

This turd needs to be flushed.

I like both my senators.

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Doing another playthrough of Red Dead 2, and this time I’m making Arthur be the young version of William Munny, a real rootin’, tootin’ sonofabitch. All around bad guy. But I still chuck a stick of dynamite into every KKK gathering I come across. #ItsTheLittleJoysInLife

Watching the 2014 Godzilla and waitaminute! Jared Keeso was in it?!?!

Some intrepid reporter should’ve followed up with “So if POTUS orders SEAL Team Six to gang rape you, you’d be ok with that because it’s coming from the President and therefore perfectly legal?”

Trump would argue that if he personally orders every service member to hit a quota of baby rapes, it would be a lawful order. Trump is an idiot. Anyone in the chain of command giving unlawful orders, and anyone following those orders, needs to be held accountable to the maximum extent.

One of Biden’s biggest mistakes was not giving Ukraine the full support they needed right off the bat.

Also your periodic reminder that “I was just following orders” is not a valid legal defense, and that 80 years later they’re still arresting and prosecuting Nazis for “just following orders.”

Guy who sells his IP distribution to a streaming service being upset that his IP isn’t getting wide theatrical distribution is peak 2020s. You’re part of the problem here, Mr. Johnson. You fed that beast. www.thewrap.com/rian-johnson...

#Dogs #Dogs #DogsLoveIsDeep #BestFriend #LoveDogs #GoodDog #FaithfulFriend #DogsAreLove

Why didn’t the Couchfucker berate these guys for not wearing suits?

If releasing the files breaks the system, then the system deserves to be broken.

I’d also add MBAs to the list of people I don’t want making decisions about my treatment.

I forgot how fucking good the first Hunger Games movie is.

MSGA: Make Seppuku Great Again!

Not all heroes wear capes.

Just heading out to run some errands and one of the neighbors was in the culdesac with his little girl who is maybe 2, and she was driving a little power wheels Jeep, so I pulled up next to them and gave her a duck #JeepLife

I think if you time traveled back to 1984 and told Tipper Gore that this song by the scary weirdos in drag would still be timely and relevant in the 21st century, heads would’ve exploded. youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI?...

When I was 15 I’d urge people to floor it at anything that could possibly make the car get airborne. It seemed like a fun and reasonable thing to do. And I was a smart and good kid. The point is, 15 year olds are fucking dumb. Even the smart and good ones.

Watching The Book of Eli, and Gary Oldman’s character is named Carnegie. But they pronounce it wrong all through the movie. Any good yinzer will tell you it’s not pronounced CAR-nuhgee, it’s pronounced car-NAY-gee.

If somebody uses the word “intuitive” to sell you on a product, service, or app, you can bet your ass it is anything but.

Your daily reminder that every single appointed official in the executive branch right now is a criminal, and they all need to be held accountable.

Here’s your daily reminder of MAN, FUCK THIS GUY!

Don’t thank me for my service. Make what I fought for worth it.

Happy Veterans Day to everyone who served.

New work motto: “I don’t have the bandwidth for this bullshit.”

“The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.” from Hunt For the Red October. This is very true. Unless you’re in Congress. The GOP knows the Democrats will flinch first every. Single. Time.

Being an adult in this day and age means feeling an overwhelming sense of accomplishment at having saved $30 on groceries thanks to coupons.

Proof that I actually do go out to play every now and then.

I’m not the most social person in the world, but it is fun to have good times with good people.

TFW a temp agency recruiter messages you on LinkedIn about a job… WITH YOUR CURRENT COMPANY.

In a sane world, my 1200sqft 1980-built house shouldn’t go for more than $200k (thanks, pool!) I could sell today for $400-$425k, easy, according to market data I get. People aren’t buying because everything is to expensive. The only buyers are LLCs, and vulture capital.

Sooooo Uzbekistan will pretty much be spending their entire GDP on US goods? Cool story, bro.

Justice is served, one footlong at a time. apnews.com/article/sand...

Remember the good ol’ days where you could ZIP a pdf and reduce the file size by around 50%?

You know what? I say let’s test the nukes. ALL the nukes. At the same time. In this one very specific cave. newatlas.com/biology/sulf...

One really surefire way for any wannabe totalitarian regime to get and keep the military on their side is by fucking them over repeatedly. Works every time!

I mean, whatever’s in there was bad enough to make King Chuck commonize his little brother.