However many years later and my green willow long sleeve is still dying my actual skin green! Doesn’t matter how many times it’s washed or at what temperature. In the bin it goes!

Is this a safe space to say that I’ve been thinking more and more about my gender? No one I know irl has this app (that I know of) and I just don’t know how I feel about talking to my friends about it yet

I need help! I want to start saving to cover up my deathly hallows tattoo because…well we all know why BUT I have no idea what with. I just know it’ll have to be big and will consequently be expensive. I’m also sad about it because a friend designed the flowers I have around it but that’s whatever..

The spiral definitely spiralled 🙃 I’m good, I’m ok, but also not? I guess idk anyway TLOAS has been getting me through- fake it till you make it right?

ITS HERE!!! The “I like my friends cancelled” hoodie has arrived! I’m wearing it to my daughters baby gymnastics class this morning and I better get cool mum points 😂

And when anyone called me “lovely” they were finding ways not to praise me 💔 is such a heartbreaking lyric for all of us people pleasers who tried so hard but still weren’t good enough

Got the CANCELLED Hoodie!

Honestly only Taylor Swift could get me listening to radio 2

UK girlies - does anyone have any mascara recommendations for sensitive eyes? I swear I end up needing to remove my mascara every day after a few hours of wear due to my eyes stinging and watering. I’ve tried SO MANY brands at this point. Bonus points if they have a brown mascara.

Ok so, I’m allergic to pineapple. That’s important background info ok. Anyway, I just used a tropical scented lip balm and now my lips are ITCHY. Like tingly, itchy, spicy. Is this cause for concern? I mean, obviously I’m going to wash the lip balm off right now too, of course.

I actually said it out loud. To my best friend. The words I think I’ve known since I was a teenager but didn’t have the courage to ever say. Do you know what she did? She took my hand, looked at me with joy in her eyes and a smile on her face and said “me too” ❤️ I don’t think I’ve ever felt so seen

Good morning friends and happy Wednesday💙 We’re officially half way through the week! I know we’ll make it through the rest of the week because you all are SO amazing🥰 I hope everyone has a wonderful day with whatever you choose to get up to! I love you all🫶🏻

No one told me that being a parent and being autistic would mean that I am in a constant state of overstimulated and on the cusp of burnout every day. I mean, I don’t know if I’d have done anything differently but it would have been nice to know 🙃

But also I really dislike the colour orange, I can’t get behind it, so can we hope and pray for merch that isn’t all orange?

My life is a messsssss and look maybe I need therapy at this point but Taylor Swift works just fine as an outlet so we will continue to spiral, just slowly and with good music

who The Life Of A Showgirl is really about

This is honestly what my mental health needed thank u Taylor ❤️‍🔥

EXCUSE ME MA’AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

I’m really struggling with parenthood at the moment, I don’t even really know why, she’s a delight, she’s happy, she listens, she’s funny and kind. I’m just struggling.

I will forever suck at cooking because what do you mean “fry the onions until soft” HOW DO I KNOW WHEN THEY ARE SOFT? How long does that take?! JUST GIVE ME A TIME

I dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks

It hasn’t quite sunk in that in just 40 days I will have a 2 year old 🤯 like I’m sorry what? How did that happen? I blinked and my tiny baby is gone

I don’t want to fall to pieces, I just want to sit and stare at you, I don’t want to talk about it…cause I’m in love with you

I realise I didn’t elaborate. The reason being his best friend just told him that he’s getting divorced because him and his wife have slowly gone from lovers to essentially roommates and there just isn’t any love there anymore. So I think my husband is making sure that isn’t happening here 🤣

So, my husband is always a lovely affectionate guy but the last few days he’s been extra lovely and affectionate and honestly it would be super suspicious if I didn’t know the reason why

I’ve never craved someone’s attention as much as yours thought I should mention that

Interesting fact I learnt today: Australia has the world’s longest fence.

Constantly torn between wanting to look like a pastel pink princess or 2005 emo

This is who runs this account 🎀

Ok well we’re no longer feeling better about this 🙃 what is my life honestly how cruel to have an existential sexuality crisis in my 30s

I’m feeling much better about this now but also second guessing every friendship I’ve ever had and, well, for a pathological people pleaser who always thinks everyone hates her on a good day it’s been a truly emotional few days.

I think…I’ve had a slight, revelation? Epiphany? I’m not sure what the word is but anyway I think I’ve realised I’m not straight and I don’t have anyone to talk to about this. Like I don’t think I can just blurt it to my husband 🤣 anyway bye I’m gonna go spiral

BBQ flavoured hula hoops smell like cat pee and you cannot change my mind on this

Breaking 🚨: Taylor Swift happily announces that she now owns all of her albums, including her 6 initial ones. Read More: taylorswift.com

TAYLOR OWNS ALL OF HER WORK WHAT. OMG. RIP ME. I DIED. DEAD.

SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 TAYLOR SWIFT NOW OWNS ALL OF HER MASTERS

In need of a new Taylor picture or song or anything honestly I miss her

This skin tint smells AMAZING honestly good enough to eat. It’s divine. I feel like a princess. Smell like one too.

Welcome to another episode of: am I nauseous because I’m getting sick or am I accidentally pregnant? Who knows? I sure don’t.

Sorry I haven’t been as active on here! Life has been crazy. I was diagnosed suddenly with a heart condition so we’ve been dealing with that ❤️

Mark my words: I will never speak to my daughter the way my mum speaks to me

Buying a minimiser bra was probably the best thing I’ve done for my self esteem

As an autistic person I will never understand NT people saying “I’ll be there at 3” and then not even leaving their house until 3:15. Like why say you’ll be here at 3 when you don’t mean 3. My autistic brain has been on pause since 3. I can’t do anything else except wait for you.

quote with your lockscreen 💙

I keep having dreams that I have another baby but, like, I am absolutely one & done where children are concerned. Why is my subconscious sleeping mind doing this to me? I have enough pressure from the real world to have another without my own dreams doing it too!

The eras tour feels like a fever dream ngl

My neighbours have a husky. I’ve never seen them walk it. They leave it outside and it howls for hours on end. Today I’ve been awake hearing it howl from 4am. It’s now 6:30am.