SUCH A SHAME THAT MY CO-WORKERS SEEM TO BE... LACKING INTELLIGENCE!! BUT I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, THE BUSINESS MATTERS MORE!!

OOPS, SORRY ABOUT THIS!!! MY HAND SLIPPED.

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THERE IS ONLY ONE EXPLAINATION WHY I AM SO WELL LIKED, I AM JUST THAT GREAT!!! MY DIVINITY IS WHAT MAKES ME LIKEABLE, ISN'T IT?? THAT IS CERTAINLY THE CASE, WHO WOULDN'T APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS?

I AM BECOME GOD.

I'VE JUST NOW NOTICED I HAVE 23 FOLLOWERS, I NEVER KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE LIKING ME!! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS TO ME!!!

WE ALL NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ME IN OUR LIVES!

HAHA!! I KNEW THAT I WOULD MAKE IT!! BACK TO NORMAL!!!

IT'S DIFFICULT DOING ANYTHING IN THIS STATE.

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OH..!! WHO CREATED THIS INTERESTING THING FOR MY STRAWPAGE???

I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO ACTUALLY REFLECT BUT SINCE I'M HERE WITH NOTHING TO DO.. IT MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT WHAT GOES ON WITH THOSE INTERNS. THE INTERNS SEEM TO BE DOING FINE THOUGH!!! THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE THESE DISASTERS WELL!!! SO I DONT SEE WHY I SHOULD BE WORRIED!!

I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR 25 DAYS??? OH WELL. I'M BACK!!!

LOOKS LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOLLY DAY TO COME AND NOW ITS TOMMORROW!!! HOW EXCITING!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE IN CALAMITY CORP AND OF COURSE.. MYSELF!!! (art creds: wafflewaffl2)

WOW!!! SO MUCH JOY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GUYS SEND ME THESE SILLY GIMMICKS!!!

BOO!!! LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TEN DAYS!!! DID I SCARE YOU?? I SCARED YOU, DIDN'T I???

I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING SOON!! HOW JOLLY!!!

WHO JUST TOSSED AN EGG AT ME?? GROSS!!!

BORED.

TIME IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT, ISN'T IT? IT ALL SEEMS SO FAST BUT ALSO SO SLOW AT THE SAME TIME.

AWWWHH... THAT DIDN'T GO VERY SMOOTHLY. OH WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME!!

NEW STRESS TOY HERE IN CALAMITY CORP FOR GUARANTEED RELAXATION!! THIS WONDERFUL STRESS TOY IS PRETTY CHEAP BUT YOU'LL HAVE ENDLESS FUN WITH IT!!!

UGHH!! ITS NOT FUN WHEN PEOPLE ARE MEAN.

I GUESS PEOPLE JUST DONT APPRECIATE MY GREATNESS ENOUGH.. AS ALWAYS!!

WHY IS EVERYBODY SO MEAN TO ME.

DOES ANYBODY WANT TO MAKE A DEAL???

PLEASE STOP THROWING TOMATOES AT ME :(

I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!

@bestscienistever.bsky.social WHY ARE CHEMISTS GREAT FOR SOLVING PROBLEMS? THEY HAVE ALL THE SOLUTIONS!

@nhuther.bsky.social I BOUGHT A DOZEN BEES, BUT THE SHOPKEEPER GAVE ME 13. THE LAST ONE WAS A FREE BEE!

@sergiosunfish.bsky.social HOW DID THE FISH'S DATE END? THE FISH LOOKED HIS DATE IN THE EYES AND SAID, "GOLLY, YOU'RE A REEL CATCH!"

@nhuther.bsky.social @bestscienistever.bsky.social @sergiosunfish.bsky.social

BACK TO NORMAL!!!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!

IT'S 6:00 AM.

MAKING A COSTUME WILL TAKE TOO LONG.. SO IM JUST USING THE EASIER ROUTE!!

IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!

GSGSDHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@bestscienistever.bsky.social PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP! PLEASE HALP!

SCREE N BROK EN. :(

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I THINK SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED.

YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UH OH.

COLLECT MY KEYS!!!!