Brendan Kelly
@brendankellol.bsky.social
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comedian writer caveman assistant pig keeper
rip judith collins the only new zealand politician with the courage to admit your political hero is the nazi erwin rommel
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the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn pales in comparison to Leader, Young New Zealand First
8 days ago
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very cool
9 days ago
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gotta give credit to chris luxon for not joining the trump board of peace when every atom of his being cries out for an available board position
9 days ago
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the way some of you post about jacinda ardern makes it sound like she died before she had the opportunity to do anything lol
10 days ago
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people complain that chris luxon is only capable of management speak but unfortunately the other chris is the same but in a more annoying voice
10 days ago
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oh my god he looks terrible somebody feed this sickly victorian child
10 days ago
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im sorry to report this guy is still a fuckin goober
11 days ago
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you live in the fuckin middle of the largest city in the country
11 days ago
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sounds familiar ๐ค
11 days ago
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new zealand doesnt have the words to handle a trump government like cunt or ball bag
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winston peters has spent his entire twelve decade political career saying wild and irreverent shit and now he is presented with an actual foreign policy challenge he is just like ah well um we will let the big boys decide for themselves :3
12 days ago
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neither of the major chrises will actually take a stance against the usa because they are both weak and money talks
12 days ago
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rnz financial advice column
12 days ago
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the americans are bluffing they cant survive without biscoff
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politics is being a guy with multiple houses and millions of dollars and saying โtimes are toughโ with a straight face
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when your boss calls to tell you to shut the fuck up about housing and toe the line
13 days ago
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landlords love to talk about how they have to pay rates like renters arent the ones paying their rates
14 days ago
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does anyone know if we have locked down a free trade deal with india yet
17 days ago
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this is genuinely exactly how boomer homeowners talk to renters lol
17 days ago
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buying out the entire stock of eb games funko pops just to feel something
17 days ago
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very quiet here the owner should descend into a k hole to liven things up
17 days ago
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developing a very expensive ai tool to coach the all blacks
17 days ago
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i think about this thing all the time
17 days ago
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the best dental plan in aotearoa is still getting punched in the face
17 days ago
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this site seems to be broken nobody is selling me protein or being super racist
18 days ago
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i am here now
18 days ago
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difficult to get motivated to post on here if nobody is going to call me a cunt and then block me
about 1 year ago
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any progress on this or
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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would never get this here
about 2 years ago
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chris bishop sending an inappropriate message to an adult is actually an improvement
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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im not burying any of my previous beefs you know who you are
over 2 years ago
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am i allowed to swear
over 2 years ago
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