My fellow rideshare passenger is playing videos on his phone full volume. Why do people do this?

Went bra shopping last night. I don't know if my hormones are doing weird things again or if I’ve just lost a little weight, but I'm back in a G.

So my day at work was...interesting. A short power outage this morning blew a circuit and all our salesfloor coolers went out. They got fixed just in time for me to refill them.

My left hip, shoulder, and ankle all object to the weather. Okay, the ankle would hate me regardless, but the cold wet isn't helping.

Why does everyone think it's weird that I bought (hot cocoa flavored) whipped cream to just eat?

Was it sensational enough I'll have to deal with looky-loos? Is there a chance other people will show up looking for the victim with ill intent? If not, and if it's been properly cleaned, then sign me the fuck up. I will enjoy my discounted house.

I still have no idea why I requested tomorrow off and I'm paranoid I have some kind of appointment. (Nothing on mychart for me or mom, so...🤷‍♀️)

Why does my employer not sell the extremely basic and economical shampoo I use? Grocery stores sell prell, but we don't. I had been planning to get some off Amazon because I need a new phone case anyway, but they only have multiples at markup prices.

Well past the threshold of my adulting abilities. Someone please take over for me for a minute?

Dear nervous system, Yes, I am a failure of a human being who has fucked everything up. We can not fix it right now, so please calm down. Panic mode at midnight is not helpful.

If he's using the cassette player, it's probably the Eagles or the Miami Vice soundtrack. But he'd probably just be listening to the oldies station on the radio (it was 50s and 60s back then.) If mom's in the car she's playing Guns and Roses or Bon Jovi, maybe Areosmith.

He's so cute 👻

I hate when doctors just talk out of their ass because they assume the patient is ignorant. An infection is either viral or bacterial based on what caused the infection. It's bullshit to tell me it's viral but could become bacterial if I don't treat my symptoms.

Being an old lady who pees a little when you cough or sneeze pairs very poorly with respiratory illness.

- Hypermobility and all the weird nonsense that comes with it. - the natural resting position of my toes (except the big ones) is curled up so that the tips are what touches the ground - i was born with a tail (wasn't removed, ass grew until it doesn't show anymore)

Well, I procrastinated until the last possible moment of my vacation, but I did so much laundry that I ran out of hangers.

My teeth are clean and my hair is shorter (plus I had a coffee drink.) Overall a successful day out, even if they did do my dental cleaning with the manual tools instead of the industrial strength waterpick (which I prefer, which I thought was in my file.)

The show I'm watching just mentioned fear of clowns, so I'm going to say this for the record: it's totally fine to see a clowns in places you expect clowns. Circus, family friendly street festival, even the craft store I used to work at, seeing a clown is chill.

Ever since I probably had covid last month I've been having a lot more headaches, and my usual remedies don't work. Do not like.

Yeah, that's depressing

Woke up this morning and contemplated canceling my day off errands because it's too damned hot. I was good and took mom to get bloodwork and went to buy cigarettes anyway, but I did it in pajama shorts and a sleeveless tee.

Post a scene inside a car

Did not consider that going to the laundromat during daylight means everyone else would also be doing laundry. Mission aborted due to insufficient washers.

The southeast side is getting a headstart on celebrating (blowing things up.)

Well, 2 tests say it's not covid but something is not right.

I would kill for a huge iced chai right now.

I think there might be something wrong with this girl's car. Pretty sure it should not be this loud.

Surprisingly I only ran into one coworker at the pride festival, and he said I was the only person from work he'd seen. But the funniest part is that this happened while one of our former coworkers was on stage preforming drag.

This is pride in (close proximity to) the southern US.

Mom reached over into to my space to take something of mine and I hit her hand and said "no!" Got a mighty haughty "don't ever smack me again" coming from a woman who has backhanded me in the face plenty of times in my life.

I've realized that, even if I really want to do something, I am really bad at "in a few minutes"ing starting or getting ready unless I have a firm timeline. I can get to work, appointments, friend hangouts, because I have a time I need to be there or that I will be picked up. Without that I fail.

Okay, what is in alani? Is it cocaine? Heroin? Why are people so feral for these energy drinks?

My butt smells like cologne

Making faces at a baby in this rideshare so she won't cry.

Sometimes the way I phrase things is funny, judging by other people's reactions. Just now a couple of the kids at work were amused by "I'm not romper built."

So you know how the same virus that causes chicken pox can reactivate as shingles? Are there any other instances where stuff comes back as a different disease? Just curious.

Everything about my period can just fuck off into the sun and die.

I try to make sure she's safe and provided for to the best of my ability with the resources I have, and all I get is basically accused of elder abuse.

Well, it seems that we have reached "cockroaches on my patio after dark" season. I definitely need my little possum buddy to come back, even if it means we occasionally startle the hell out of each other at 2am.

Sitting by a fountain contemplating the fact that I don't know exactly where in here my dad grew up. (He said where his house was was replaced by hospital parking lot, but it might actually be under building expansion by now.)

There's a dead baby bird on my patio. I don't know where it came from and I need one of the neighborhood cats to take it away, because it's disturbing me.

If anyone local to me happens to see a mobility scooter for cheap (or free) let me know. My mom's friend needs one to get to her semi-rural mailbox.

Happy spring. If you celebrate as described in the song, please be safe. youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU?...

So, do you think it's a coincidence that property taxes are due the month after the income tax deadline, or is that set up so you can pay them with your tax return money? Because I definitely just paid the taxes on my parent's house with about 3/4 of my tax return.

I love reminding annoying men that their mothers have sex.

So if an old man takes enough supplemental T to be jacked at 70 that's seen by some people to be a sign of such supreme health that he should run the HHS, even though he doesn't even have the good sense to cook his roadkill long enough to kill parasites. But God forbid we let trans people have hrt.

Cadbury creme eggs should come in a dark chocolate version

If my mother texts me one more time because she got a cold chill and thinks that means something is wrong with me...

Enormous lie

Perimenopause upside: I no longer need to shave my armpits, because the hair there isn't thick enough to impede my deodorant from sufficiently reaching skin.