told my boss abt how i get stared at every day by random ppl while walking into work and he said “well yeah they’re tryna figure out if you’ll give them a good deal or not” thanks boss

built an ikea table with my beloved. and made chair.. that’s. enough

google visitation is highkey pet-coded

the hank green bean app does actually work btw i've been off social media for like 1.5hrs doing things and im feeling withdrawals but its nothing compared to the tragedy of stopping my lil bean from knitting

Shrimp Fried Christ

me and my big ass glasses and cloudy eyeliner

good meowning

making freebies to give out at mff!! the tickets are just mini biz cards but im also gonna make a bunch of memes and vorny/horny style of lab labels ("for oral use only"/"for rectal use only") .... aka i would love suggestions :3

I NEED TO GET INTO SMOOTHIES I MISS JAMBA JUICE

yeha i lost a $100 money match but i got him to admit he’s a trust fund baby so. who’s really the winner here

last i was there it was still like this…

librarian coded

average pluribus watcher

okay ez pass ny and ez pass nj are two different things

do i start using hinge to farm screenshots or should i rekindle old friendships

got home just in time for gsw basketball :) the game will end at 2am :( i want adam silver's head on a pike

i just needed to play melee actually retracting all previous statements

been on that “i’m a lil evil and bad” wave gimmie a couple more days of hiding under my rock and we’ll be good promise

nothing like the loving hug of a kn95 facemask..

kinda sick… at work cuz if i called out again they’d ask for a doc note and i have No Doctor. on the plus i got some face masks and they feel good to wear… and i dont have to do my makeup for a couple days!! my pores are eternally grateful

told my manager ive been shopping at sephora for all my makeup and now she’s putting me on to tons of budget makeup strats like omg she truly cares 😭💞

customer had these sick shoes and i was like “omg sick shoes” and he went on a lil story abt how he got em. that was cool…

post a semi-cringe clip on twt but i just remembered cringe is dead and i post for the girls i like and all the girls i like will like that clip

apple’s sending me an iphone air i’m actually so hype i rly wanted that phone but it would be an insane waste of money but now it doesnt matter!! yay!!!!!! gender is in the device

dog tf

no makeup slight stubble light acne hairline leak but i got saddam 🥰

back in the bay next month to retrieve my federal gender... im so fucking excited

LOVE a whiteboard calendar. we have one for our fridge and it feels so powerful writing in events. like i wrote in oomf's party and i gave it a good stare.. i felt it internalize it's like im already there

wow i live in new york city this is awesome

she’s homesick for that taco bell by the local

coming to terms that i’m at least really pretty and cute. i need to get good at melee i need to be really pretty and cute and good at melee fuck fuckfycjgucj

wash up on the right selfies on the left

insane development: thinking abt actually trying at work to make bonus money for nba games. i never thought i’d care abt the money . i understand what it can get me

hi :3

another $20 tip for being a good service girl :3 everyone here does the handshake pass off like ive lowkey had to lab it out LOL im a natural now… i dead thought she just wanted to give me a handshake... girls dont rly handshake? idk. i’m at popeyes

this is me if u even care

i felt like such a special girl yesterday i should be shoveled around other stores more often

every so often i’m flashed by the memory of telling two oomfs that they were my favorite white people. and i havent told anyone else that since. like that was an important moment in our lives and i think i really meant it so… i cant sully that memory

i skipped 4 trains for the 9th inning and they repay me with that…

“surely you’ll be at [party]” and i am indeed going to [party] thank u for acknowledging my insane aura

the vibes are so high rn

everyone working here speaks russian and conversing btwn themselves they just ordered me georgian food as a treat this is fucking awesome

GOOD MORNING im gonna assist in another store today its right outside a big subway stop i’m meeting 5 million new ppl today and i’m EXCITED :D

okay so did rhe math and i’ll be 32 in six years. thats six years to grow into a blossoming flower who’s also really pretty and hot and in shape and empathetic + several wives. ive seen it happen before. it’ll happen to me

love will lead u to places you least expect (tampa bay hockey)

used to have a flora twokinds imaginary friend in highschool… she was my rock

idfk how to not donate my money to these street performers they’re some of the greatest talents of our era i cant keep giving away my income

paid a coworker $25 to switch shifts with me for a party i’m growing stronger by the day

we’re glazing oomf tonight (rt’d her melee clip)