Hey uh…two Republicans leaders in the Senate seem to be dead. What do the numbers look like right now? Maybe Democrats should think about this after they’re done praising the weird old guy.

I also spend a lot of time thinking how much things wouldn’t suck if selfish bigoted assholes made different choices and had an ounce of integrity. Not super helpful though.

Boy Assassin’s Creed 2 is much worse than I remember. The AI is terrible, the combat is basic, the vaulting is awful, the story thin, they introduce the comedy duo and then give them nothing to do, and plot points I was expecting apparently don’t happen until the next game.

I do think it’s pretty strange to get married in a giant arena in the middle of New York and not allow any pictures or anything. Just get married in the woods if you wanted it to be private.

I would like every MAGA shithead freaking out about birth tourism and how it’s super unfair foreigners can have a baby here and it’ll get welfare for life to actually look into the country’s actual welfare programs and realize how completely shit they are and barely help.

They keep accusing the left of hating America and the rich and cops because they confuse malice with fury. They can’t understand hating for valid reasons, they complain about our violent rhetoric over the bodies of citizens killed by the state.

Jesus Christ conservatives are so damn boring. “Everyone should act the same way! If they don’t we should allowed to force them to leave!” Dude shut the fuck up, the country is not your dull-ass pool party, they aren’t even bothering you. Let people fucking live.

Hey folk, it is transphobic to mock shitty politicians by putting them in a dress, because there is in fact nothing wrong with wearing a dress, and implying someone with male features being in a dress is pathetic or silly is transphobic. Pretty obvious.

It’s weird Elom is suddenly the most powerful and richest person in the world when he has proven again and again how simple it would be to get him in a Most Dangerous Game situation.

Seems pretty shitty to suggest more people will be migratory when most of human history has been very aggressive to migratory cultures. Seems like you just want more easily-exploited underclass folk.

Does my cat know what sneezing is, or does she think I’ve been possessed by a demon when I have a fit?

Invaders don’t pay rent. Invaders don’t get jobs. Invaders don’t seek aid. Invaders don’t bring their children. The majority of people coming to first-world countries are refugees, the desperate, the needy, the oppressed, and treating them like threats is racist, fascist, and evil.

Okay but God is non-binary though? He has three separate identities that are him collectively, He’s a goddamn system. He is in all things and you think he’s gotta be specifically a dude cause he’s got He/Him pronouns? Come on.

The coolest places are consistently those with a broad diversity of peoples and ideas and the shittiest places actively try to push away others and that this isn’t obvious to the powerful is ridiculous.

How come it’s always the racists that are frustrated and finally getting a candidate that speaks for them and yet no candidate ever tries to speak for leftists and people who hate capitalism? Why is our frustration not worthy of representation?

There should be two currencies! We need a normal currency that pays rent and food and clothes and survival stuff, and a second Premium Currency that these assholes can play with in their dumb markets or whatever. Would this destroy all entertainment industries? Probably, but also, money is fucked!

I’m seeing people getting big mad at this and while sure this guy probably sucks because he’s a Republican, but this is a funny joke that isn’t even all that mean, like it’s kinda self-deprecating. There’s been other way shittier responses to Talarico, save your energy.

Is there even an epidemic of anyone being molested and murdered in public bathrooms? What exactly is the issue? I mean, I know it is “trans people existing in public” but what are they saying the issue is?

Why did Ryuji forget that it’s time for summer uniforms, run home to change, and then came back wearing definitively not the summer uniform. He’s wearing an T-shirt that says “No mo rules!” How is he not getting yelled at by teachers?

The Weirdly Perfect Psychiatrist just did a Salt Bae reference and I’m not sure Persona 5 Royal is good anymore.

I like “chud” as an insult as it has a good guttural sound you associate with oafishness, and it comes with an implication that they did it to themselves, a chud fully embraced being Internet brain-poisoned and can’t stop blaming everyone else. One could become an ex-chud, but it’s not likely.

Reading Agatha Christie and three women so far have been described as stupid, kinda crazy.

Insisting that there are in essence only two types of people and movement between and outside those groupings is impossible is actually a very closed-minded mindset and anyone who wants to claim to be progressive should refute it.

While it seems like the only solution our leaders have to The Problem is waiting it out, I really think it’s in the Country’s best interest to get back all the money he’s stealing.

This one was a real slog, so please consider watching it. I swear it’s fun. Somehow, Mary Poppins Returns youtu.be/wCBo8u-xBo8

Names your top 15 TV shows, gut instinct only: Murder, She Wrote Ghosts Elsbeth The Middleman Rockford Files Persona 4 Golden the Animation Silver Spoon Tenspeed and Brownshoe 15 is so many, I can’t remember everything Fillmore

Saw a USA Today story with the headline that was just fed up. “Do You Have to Get the Passports with Trumps Face on Them? Here’s What We Know”

I have heard “Answer the Phone” by Sugar Ray twice in the past week and man this song sucks, why did we think Sugar Ray was a fresh cool band again? Yeah, that’s right, Mark McGrath, whose name I know for some reason, you’re mid!

Okay but no one was seriously injured, right? Guy’s still alive, can be spoken to? Bulletproof vest saved a cop? Is this a big deal, actually? This seems like the security precautions worked. But because it happened near then, suddenly violence is bad.

Quandary: At the self check-out, someone had forgotten their onion. In the bagging area, double bagged for some reason. You check out at same kiosk, you take that onion. Is this shoplifting? Store got paid, assumedly. Could always use an onion.

*Company named after Device That Turns You Evil releases evil racist manifesto* I mean that seems a bit on the nose.

Hey why did that nerdy skeptic kid on the Magic Schoolbus take off his helmet on Pluto? Seems like a pretty stupid thing to do!

“People will respect you if they know you can brew great coffee.” I don’t think that’s true, cat-shaped shadow creature assisting me on my yearlong quest for Justice, that seems like it won’t come up too often #Persona5

The thing about the Persona games is getting to be the coolest fucking guy, everyone around you thinks you’re so rad, they’re always glazing you up, like, it’s good to have friends, but these guys are never annoyed either each other?

Toddler at the Playplace has gone unobserved too long, is now pushing cleaning equipment around.

Hey uh, why exactly are we airing out Kristi Noem’s ex-spouse’s gender journey? Why the fuck is this scandalous? Do we have proof of them being an asshole besides previously being married to one? It’s gross!

Okay but why does the male part in “Don’t You Want Me, Baby” have such a shitty vibe? Like, he threatens her several times, that guy’s clearly in the wrong, yeah she should leave you, actually, if this is how you act. “I can return to poverty if you won’t fuck me.” Jesus.

Just realized the end of the condo units in my neighborhood look like elephants, now I can’t under it, worrisome.

Republicans absolutely love telling other people how to raise their children; the future only belongs to them, and they get to choose which children make it there.

Rewatching A Bug’s Life with my niece and they keep misgendering this ladybug, not sure what they’re doing here.

Soon the AI people are going to realize that their brand has become synonymous with “lack of care and quality” and that doesn’t bode well.

Seeing a lot of folks talking about zio, which can be shocking, but really you need a full complement to handle every situation. You’ll also need agi, bufu, and garu too, maybe even a frei in some cases. This is barely a joke about video games.

All billionaires ever ask for is more. They think they deserve so much from us and they should get it at a very reasonable price. All the resources in the world and they still need our labor, but for cheap.

These jag offs make obviously stupid arguments all the damn time and nobody ever respond like that should. “Imagine if Iran did have nuclear weapons, wouldn’t that be scary?” Damn dawg, never heard that argument before, what if that guy had a knife? Let’s go kill his family, you’re a sociopath.

I know the reason everything sucks is because capitalists want more poor people they can work to death and exploit, but I still feel like a maniac saying that out loud.

Democratic Senator who has a brain injury and then starts acting exactly like a Republican really feels like a C-tier running joke on a goofy comedy set in DC.

NewsMax dipshit hears about targeting marketing for the first time and declares Germany conquered, bigots are so stupid man. McD’s has for decades emphasized fish on Friday Feb-April, because of Lent, it’s a normal thing. www.mediamatters.org/diversity-di...

Walked into a counter restaurant and they were playing “Don’t Let’s Start” by They Might Be Giants, and that was kinda nuts.

I don’t think politics should be mostly about hooting and hollering about our perceived enemies being harmed or humiliated. Like that is the ethos of the Republican Party, and for a lot of liberals and lefties too, and it sucks. Politics should be about improving life for everyone. Boring stuff!

If I had being abducted by strange masked men who were taking my family to a concentration camp, I would not consider them kind if they got me a McChicken on the way there.