Literally me

Found out JK Simmons voice acted in a movie I was watching during the end credits and got so excited I jumped up and down and almost chipped a tooth on my necklace

I would fucking say that

I need Stanley Tucci in me right now please. I’m on shrooms rn and it’s making me wanna call him daddy like some kinda bitch omg

I need him inside me rn. I’m sick of having bottoms flock to me I need to get dicked down ASAP

I desire him in ways that transcend normality. This shit is not healthy. Two bald men on my roster? Who do I think I am? I know who I am. I’m a man who watched Whiplash and wanted JK Simmons to scream at me, and the speed I would drop to my knees would be unmatched.

His slutty waist. HOLD ME BACKKKKKKK.

This place is my safe space where I can jerk it crazy style

Looking to get Eiffel Towered by Daniel and Jasper

If I were Guy in this situation I would hump into Jasper’s thigh all pathetic and shit until I came in my pants with Jasper’s weight on top of me breathing into my neck.

Holy shit I will literally lick him clean. I very rarely like the idea of bottoming but for him, I’d let him fuck me until the sun comes up

I can’t believe I never posted these. I WILL GRAB HIS BROOM HANDLE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE

I NEED HIM TO GIVE ME A PROSTATE EXAM (with his dick) STAT

Likely thing for me to say

I love him. I need him. He’s so beautiful. I wanna lick his arms so bad. And his jawline and neck. He’s just so pretty. I wanna dry hump with him so bad please. CUM IN YOUR HAIR PANTS AGAINST ME BRO IM WAITINGGGG

LEMME CARESS YOUR FACE INSTEAD BABY GIRL

Not a horny thought but this video means a lot to me. It sparks an unbelievable amount of joy in my soul.

His eyes and face are so beautiful here. He looks just so gorgeous. Makes me wanna kiss him sloppy style and grab him by his shirt collar. Imagine him moaning into someone’s mouth while kissing. I’d simply perish.

PLEASE PLEASE BITE MY NECK DANIEL PLEASE

I wanna lick his fingers. Let him call me whatever he pleases. Let me go to confession with him and beg to be saved in such a voice that he cannot resist temptation. Like a succubus for the ordained. Allow me to corrupt him with the joys of pleasure and the sin of love.

What I would give to watch him suck dick. PLEASE PLEASE PEEPAW IM BEGGING YOU TO BOTTOM

I just watched this movie and in every frame it only further confirmed my complete and utter attraction to him, I am a sick sick man.

The feelings I feel are insurmountable. Well actually, they’re quite mountable, at least he is.

I am looking so disrespectfully at him that my Italian Catholic grandmother is rolling in her grave rn

Holy shit after I cropped it when I was typing you could only see his crotch and now I fear that’s all I can see

This particular photo does things to me

DEAR GOD THOSE LEGS AND HIPS AND *starts frothing out the mouth so hard I pass out*

I need him to suck dick with his beautiful doe eyes, his eyes taking a second, turning gears in his head, processing how he’ll take it all. Eventually he just puts it in his mouth, using the moans as a guide for how good he’s doing. He is such a good boy.

Sergio is so fuckable I need to grab him by his hips and make him cum untouched. I need to hear him moan so pathetic

I need Sergio Castellitto’s tits in my mouth STAT

Fuck yeah, big dick Bellini

So high rn that I’m infected with that HORNY SO BAD HOLY SHIT. I WANNA RIDE HIM PLEASE MY TURN.

#nw Heretic (2024) 48:12/1:51:20 | I wanna fuck Hugh Grant so bad rn oh my god.

He is pretty here

I was thinking “man maybe I’m over Eric” then I just saw a video of him talking. I am in fact NOT over him 😭.

Posts like these are why I’m going to superhell

Making all these priests have erectile dysfunction so when you suck them it’s like eating a gummy worm

Game respects game, wasn’t bad

Boutta read a fic with all my kinks but it’s not my ship. Will update the great horny world once I’ve read it (about 1k words)

I don’t care if he’s an old man, I still need him inside of me

I could live with my face between his thighs for eternity

Amanti del cazzo

Oral fixation? I could orally fix him if you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

Me and Tedesco both have oral fixations, I think we should fixate on each other orally. Thank you

You KNOW he sucks dick pretty

I would lick his shirt buttons just to begin to taste him. The worship I have so for this man.

I love having an oral fixation, I love putting things in my mouth.

He should be nominated for being inside me

I wanna see Tedesco accidentally high and blathering in Italian and Aldo doesn’t know why he’s being so friendly.

Iwtvtwt doing dumb asf rn. I just wanna be horny.