There are two types of people in this world - those who like Status Quo, and those who are lying to themselves.

A trans woman didn't rape and murder Sarah Everard. A trans woman didn't kidnap and murder Sarah Payne. A trans woman didn't kidnap and murder Millie Dowler. A trans woman didn't murder Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman. I'm a cis man. People like me are why women choose bears, not trans women.

Nah, no joke here - not going to stoop to that sort of level 😉

Coming onto my pro-trans FB status and saying that 'common sense has prevailed' in light of the Supreme Court ruling today?

Turns out sewing a patch over a jacket pocket that isn't a standard shape is an absolute bastard, who knew? #metalsky

My Facebook feed today: Friend: Sorry to say I'm leaving this dance troupe, but I had an amazing time, onto the next chapter! Dance troupe: (Friend) is out with immediate effect after multiple incidents of gross misconduct. Me:

Doing everything I can not to book an inconvenient GP appointment solely because the doctor I'd see was the original Bernard from CITV classic Bernard's Watch...

Chelsea made two fatal errors when it came to their all-time XI to celebrate 120 years of existence; they let every fan choose and didn't let them change the formation from a 4-3-3. THIS is the greatest #ChelseaFC side of all time, don't @ me.

I'm dead behind the eyes, A shell of my former self. My friends keep me going, But for how long? #mentalhealth

Caramel might just be the greatest 'Fuck you' to a fanbase ever committed to tape. #SleepToken

Be right back, going to spend my evening listening to Smashing Pumpkins and wallowing in melancholy.

Seven years ago, I saw Ice Nine Kills open for Motionless in White in front of a Bristol Academy that was about a third full, and now they're headlining Wembley Bloody Arena. What a rise in stock. #MetalSky

In light of his UK tour announcement which sadly isn't an April Fools, a reminder that Marilyn Manson can unequivocally get fucked. #MetalSky

There's something that makes me so proud to be British about 20,000 people pointing at a single individual and shouting 'Wanker!' at them as they leave. #Wrestling

Bit sad Cena didn't poke fun at Cody's Blue Peter badge. Otherwise, 10/10, no notes. #Wrestling

With the weather warming up and summer approaching, we're also getting ever closer to one of the most important days in my calendar - when my dedicated band shirt drawer is filled with all the ones I own that aren't black. #MetalSky

Imagine taking Andrew Tate seriously and expecting me not to make fun of you.

Someone at the gig tonight has just gone past me using a walker and I so hope I'm doing the same in 50 years. #metalsky

Having my biker jacket stolen last weekend has really thrown a spanner in my wardrobe plans for tonight... #FirstWorldProblems

For the past few years, I've made the (admittedly tongue-in-cheek) remark that every day that passed brought us one closer to the Vengaboys playing a major rock/metal festival in the UK. Genuinely didn't expect that day to be upon us; fair play, Download Festival. #metalsky

Powerwolf are the biggest power metal band in the world not called Sabaton - to see them reach the size of Wembley Arena is immense. #metalsky

John Cena is arguably on the best form he's ever been; I'm hanging on his every word. #wrestling

Me when I use a word like 'repertoire' when reviewing albums. #metalsky

If you like riffs - and let's be honest, why wouldn't you? - and you haven't heard of India's Demonic Resurrection, you need to amend that. They've destroyed Birmingham tonight in the best way. #metalsky

Nothing like Indian nu-metal for a Friday morning; new Bloodwood is BOUNCY. #metalsky

Who remembers Threatin? 😂 #metalsky

BREAKING NEWS: Newcastle-upon-Tyne on course to be city with world's biggest collective hangover tomorrow morning. ⚫⚫⚪ #CarabaoCup

So many plastic Chelsea fans around - sure the football isn't great right now, but they're the ones who are the real embarrassment. #Chelsea

Who reckons I can deduct a point from the M2TM contenders currently playing because the drummer's tattoos are shit? #metalsky

It's ugly and looks cheap, yet will set you back $549.99. I should not be tempted in ANY way on having this. And yet... #wrestling #football

Today is a Rammstein day. #Metalsky

Anyone know of a podcast that I could go on to defend albums that get way too much hate?

Feels a smack in the face for United to announce plans for a brand new stadium at a time where there are redundancies and Ratcliffe is on file saying players are overpaid. #ManUtd

I can't talk too much about it, but tonight I genuinely believe I've seen the worst act I've ever seen in eight years of doing Metal 2 the Masses. #metal

GOD PACK!!!!! #PokemonTCGPocket

I've posted my first video on TikTok in nearly 18 months and that one, simple, two image upload has felt like putting on an old pair of shoes and immediately feeling comfortable...👀

I admit I've not heard much pop this year this far, but Perfect Celebrity is an early contender for Best Pop Song of 2025. #LadyGaga #Mayhem

Apparently Glastonbury is a pop festival despite the metal bands that have played it over the years because *checks notes* the majority played the smaller stages at the festival. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight... #glastonbury

Is it pretentious to be listening to a podcast that you're the guest on? Asking for a friend. Also, listen to the new episode of Didn't Go Platinum, where I talk about Bruce Dickinson's The Chemical Wedding 😁 open.spotify.com/episode/1d0j...

Yeah, new Ghost song is a 10/10 earworm. Great to have them back. #metalsky

What a time to be a #wrestling fan.

Nice to hear Architects have found themselves again, somewhat. Best album they've done in seven years. #metalsky

Need honesty, BlueSky - this is the first ever pink item of clothing I've owned and I'm honestly not sure if it suits me or not. Can I get a second opinion from some of you? #metalsky

Good morning, BlueSky. I've woken up today and chosen kindness, so be careful or I'll compliment the shit out of you.

I should have been asleep hours ago but I've managed to shift my TikTok algorithm to US military surprise homecomings and I can't stop watching them and crying 🥲

Last night's #Smackdown has me thinking... Cena wins EC and looks like he's about to win his 17th title from Cody when he's screwed by The Rock, allowing Cody to retain, side with Rock, turn heel and become Corporate Champ. Thoughts? #Wrestling

Tell me you were running out of ideas for headliners without telling me you were running out of ideas for headliners. #Wireless #Music

This depressive episode feels like it's been going for a thousand years.

There are few things more satisfying in life than the tears of Liverpool fans. #Football

New depression state unlocked: listening to Godless by The Dandy Warhols on repeat.