Ooooooh shakey baby. 7.0…..nice work @queenofquakes.bsky.social

Yadda yadda. Its shit

Troops on the streets? Can’t see any from up here. I’m gonna do an erupty i reckon……wheres my eruption notes, must be here somewhere?

Yo!!!!!! People of Oregon! Not a good day for a swim. Kamchatka fuckin’ things up., as per usual. Tut, tsk.

45 years + 1 day since one of us Casade boys/girls did the decent thing. Come on, lets sort this shit. I would, but i’m just here to look really good and bring the vibes

Today, might be THAT day! Might……….🤞

Jeepers, its a long way down………terrible shame if some humans slipped a fell to a painful death. Juss sayin’

Hey gang! Apologies i’ve been quiet recently. I’ve been thinking maybe i should put more energy into making magma move - rather than pissing around on here. But then i thought - nah fuck it. 😀

‘Ooooooh look at me skiing, in shorts, on Mount Jefferson’…….put some pants on and piss off mate

Hard lines fellas. keep your beaks up.

Having a self conscious crisis. Do i look like sperm, from above?

Lets fuckin’ gooooooooooo

‘Here comes the sun…….doo-do-do-doo’

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the designated hiking trails in my wilderness areas…🎶

Come on now Spring, lets be ‘avin yer!

Look at us, all cool. One of us should do a boom-boom soon!

Excellent, empty ski lifts! Hopefully cos of a stunning amount of skiing related deaths

Get your shit tent off my wilderness! Fuckin tramp!

Like we’re not all snowy and pretty already. I might sort myself an eruption to warm youse all up………then again, i can’t really be arsed.

Its Denali. You fucking orange moron. @foreverdenali.bsky.social

ooooh look at me all mean and moody…….hey everybody! Come look how cool i am!

Here you go. If you have a subscription you will survive and live a beautiful long life, if you don’t - you are fucked. Should’ve got your hand in your pockets then

This lady enjoying the view on me, just post a really satisfying dump. My glaciers will cover it up for you love, don’t worry.

Ouch! Fuck off with your sharp walking stick thingys

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Skier cunts

Hey guys. Normally this volcano would be a bit of a dick, for comic effect. Feel like i can’t right now with whats happening in LA. So sad……back soon…….❤️❤️❤️

Oregon Coast #landscapephotography #landscape #photography #nature #beach #Oregon

Three hundred Oregon firefighters have arrived in Southern California, and many of them have started fighting the fires that have devastated Los Angeles and killed at least 10 people.

@mtbachelor.bsky.social Hey Bach! 👋

Jeepers. Hope everyone is ok in California. Much love to anyone impacted ❤️

Grave dancers assemble

So i’m thinking all this weather bollocks can fuck off. Lots of weather getting up in everybody’s ass. No need for it……can’t help thinking us nature type things should shoulder some of the blame. Soz

So 2025 then, hi gang…….fuck its cold! My snow blanket isnt really helping. Terrible choice really, lets be honest……my Volcanic nipples are like bullets!

Happy new year everybody. May your 2025 be as wonderful as me! 🗻🌋🥳

@krakatau1883.bsky.social Yo Krakkers! Man, my mountainous ears are still ringing from 1883. Shout out to your mommy, she really knew how to blow!

Yo! Hey look at me, i’m erupting….woah, first time in 30,000 years!!!!!! I’m such a beast

Hey everybody. Come climb me. Burn off all your christmas excesses, you fat fuckers!

As usual i’ll be giving Santa and the crew a wave as he flashes over me tonight. Merry Christmas to all. Much love xx

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTy3... ok, so thats quite cool. Go ahead Killy. You do you!

Kilauea is erupting i see, yay land forming lava flows, of zero danger to anybody. Woopy doo!

@yellowstonesv.bsky.social Hey Yella!👋 Can you and your supervolcano mates not destroy the world please. Thanks

Thanks Mike. I’m so hot mikeputnamphoto.com/oregons-beau...