How about this one?

There is already enough kompromat on each and every one of us in the training dataset that AGI will not have any trouble exerting total control over everyone once it arrives.

Everything takes a factor of pi longer to do than you think it would.

Declutter, streamline, and decentralize your life.

I’ve had one of those jobs.

1. Do something. 2. Observe the outcome. 3. Learn from it. 4. Repeat.

Human intelligence: exists. Autists: “hey, maybe we should replicate it with machines, but make it like a gazzillion times more expensive!”

They should have used XGBoost.

Hoping for a good haul today.

This is a fun game!

No one is more aggressive than those with a deep seated victim mindset.

Hey, it happens.

Right???

People who know how to manipulate people still have a huge advantage over the people who know how to manipulate things.

This one is a steal!

Adulting is hard.

“But he is not actually that bad!” You are right, he is worse than that. Much, much, worse than that.

It's Trojan Horses all the way down.

Who’s the most chill Boomer you know?

BREAKING: first images of GPT6 training cluster emerge. Developing …

Being good at prompting is just not good enough. You need to work on your meta-prompting skills.

Some interesting stuff

Oh wow yeah don’t say

AGI will not take over the World. A super ideas guy with the help of AGI will.

The only thing more insidious than crony capitalism is crony venture capitalism.

I am 100% sure that the vast majority of SWEs never ever did any *real* research in their lives. Googling and looking things up on Wkikipedia doesn't count.

The Idea Guys are gonna have the last laugh.

I got a few funky ones.

That’s right.

POV: glass is half full, but it’s filled with liquid glass, so it’s also completely empty.

You’ll never be able to maximize the shareholder value the way a cold, relentless, indefatigable, machine can maximize the shareholder value.

So we all agree now that history is not over yet?

Chaos favors stochastic minds.

This is how they tricked me.

PSA

It happens y’all.

Based weird uncle.

Maybe the real friends were all the bridges we burned along the way.

Virtue intensifies.

A perfect parasite doesn't destroy the host. It kees the host functional enough to keep itslef alive indefinitely.

I miss those days.

What do you think of those decisions now?

PSA