꧁ᴀɴ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ꧂ 🅗🅐🅛🅛🅞🅦🅔🅔🅝 ❖ ── ✦ ──🕸️── ✦ ── ❖ [ #MVRParty #MVRP #UTRP ] Everything was falling into place, keys in hand, they unlocked the doors to the old mansion on the hill. Micheal [ @an-endless-cycle.bsky.social ] had already been by getting the mansion clean. +

I need fireworks

Stolen

" * Can't blame a guy for being cautious! But fine- I guess I'll trust you. " Cue an exasperated sigh, Frisk throws their arms up and plops down on the ground next to her " * Come on, seriously tell me- Wassup? "

(Frisk can't handle it)

" * Fight me! You're scared just say it! " " * You're scared to punch a kid in the face! I can handle it! Put me in coach! "

" * But I didn't cry did I? " " * Nope! I'm too tough to cry. "

Scoffing. " * You couldn't make me cry if you tried. " " * I just tanked fire! Throw your worst at me! "

Status update: stronger than you.

" * Weeeaaaak! " " * Lost to a thirteen year old and I didn't even have to try! "

" * Go ahead. Do it. "

" * You had a name this whole time?? "

" * Which one is your mom? " " * It's not a Toriel is it. . "

" * I don't think my mom's can help with this. . . " " * They're more of the uh. . . Weird undead cursed type- "

" * Eww! What'd you just call it? " " * I don't want your help anymore dude, I'll live with the blisters. "

" * I just blistered my mouth eating flaming hot cereal and you're worried about the resets? " " * Don't you boss monsters know healing magic!? "

" * Whaaat! " " * Come on, that's not even my best material! " Frisk snickers, but makes a mental note to lay off it. They forget not everyone finds the resets as ironically funny as he does.

" * You're nuts! " " * I'm just living life on the edge! We're one reset away from total disaster man! "

Chugging the water in one gulp! They slam the cup down on the counter. Wheezing. " * Hell yeah man! And I'll do it again! "

" * Pure unfiltered talent-- ! " Reaching for the glass, intending to snatch it " * Ugh! Hurry up! Gimme that- "

" * Are you crazy! The milk started the fire! " He's panting now, using his hand to fan his mouth. Ouch.

Frisk snatches the spoon up taking a bit of his creation! He's eaten mold, this can't be much worse! Their boldness is followed by several minutes of gasping and wheezing " * Water! Water! Holy shit my mouth! "

no one understands me. 💔⛓️‍💥

" * Haaaaaater! " " * You just have shitty tastes! "

" * I would like to be a raccoon again. That was fun. "

" * You're just a hater. No one understands my genius. "

" * This cereal is in balance man, the ratio of fire to milk is perfect. " " * It will neither burn nor go soggy. "

Just throw away your organs. It's easy /sarc

" * Well there's the problem! " " * Just ditch the organs again and we can enjoy this bowl of crispy cereal! "

" * Sounds like a skill issue man, have you tried not letting your guts do that? "

" * Don't knock it till you try it man, that's all I'm saying! "

Duck I love writing dumb characters trying to be edgy.

" * Don't question my genius man. " " * I poured the milk in and fire came out! Some real magical fuckery is going down and it's about to be awesome! "

" * No such thing. " " * I prefer to call it well-done! "

" * No risk no reward. "

" * Dude. " " * I think it's going great! This shit is about to be so good when I'm done! "

" * This shit is awesome. You just don't understand my art. "

" * It's a little spicy! "

" * Thanks I was getting worried. " " * This about to be belicious and nutritious! "

" * Am I doing it right??? "

<3 to RSVP

" * Bye, you bunch of sickos. "

" * I like my eggs crunchy, I don't know. "

" * Burnt eggs and ketchup count? "

" * eeew. Get a room, I'm trying to eat here. "

:(

I was fated to be cool.

" * Yeah! Hate with joy! " " * Kick hate in its ass! "

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