Not a flat earther, just a little mush brained. I don’t understand the moon. I don’t understand why the moon phase is the same everywhere. No matter how it’s explained it never makes sense to me 🫩

My second mask ended up falling apart but we did get one thing out of it 😅

Happy Halloween 🥰

Since I made two cloaks, I made two hornet helmets as well. I figured since these are just Halloween costumes we don’t really need swords. But I do think it’s cool that I have a cartoonishly big mask and a normal one for me to wear. Accidental couples cosplay I guess 😂

how do I convince my therapist that it’s perfectly normal and achievable for me to never want to be perceived by anyone ever and simultaneously want to be loved and accepted by everyone ever

I used to live on a street full of callery pear trees and I never knew what they were called until today but I’ve been calling it the “Stinky Cum Tree” for 6 years and it turns out other people also call it that.

I finished my cloak. Now I have 2 cloaks! I have extra Eva foam So with that—I may make another helmet but smaller.

Well I have gloves! Sword is a weekend activity

I don’t think I’m allowed to give up but both of my attempts at the cloak failed. My final attempt at the cloak will be Monday when the fabric gets here but if that doesn’t work I’ll just take the L

Sewing is hard but I also think the template I followed gave me the wrong amount of fabric to buy 🙃

If I stop updating yall it’s because either I quit during the sewing stage or didn’t like how it looks.

Most of the gaps were filled but not sure if I care about a smooth finish. Cut the eye holes out and put in some project foam so it doesn’t fall off my head. I think all that’s left to do is to paint it white and put some black mesh around the eyes. This isn’t the cloak btw just a red robe. 😅

Well now it’s HUGE.

Gotta start over and make another, this one is too small and lost shape 😂 but the next one will be nicer!

This is HARD

I am going to be making my Hornet (Silk Song) Halloween costume from scratch. Never worked with Eva foam before or a sewing machine before. Wish me luck

🔥 Moths to the Flame 🔥 #myart #Halloween #halloweenart #art

Had a Banh Mi for the first time. Vietnam I was already very familiar with your game but thank you for continuing to be a top player 🐐

Having bad dreams about people about reminds me that I probably show up in other people’s dreams too and there’s nothing any of us can do about it! 😭

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I have several different reasons to not like “that” pop singer and I promise you none of it’s misogyny like everyone’s trying to force.

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Buntober Day 3 • Stocking

Here’s the other one 😭

Carving pumpkins is so hard! This one’s tiny 💀 but it’s the one my daughter wanted. Now for the big one

I’m a big curser and I have a potty mouth (in adults only non professional spaces of course) BUT the cursing in the homestuck pilot was unnatural. Every other sentence isn’t necessary.

Kelp noodles, vermicelli noodles, and bean threads all satisfy my deep and mysterious urge to eat hot rubber bands.

I’m getting old bc why is general tso super sweet to me now 🫩

a spider can fly on a current of air

One of my mutuals posted one of the cutest looks ever and holy shit I’m about to pull myself out of whatever hiatus I’m in and DRAW

✶ Poison Ivy ✶ Who doesn’t love a goth baddie? xx #art #poisonivy

I need to clean my all my social media. The person I was before and the person I built, forged and grew into, does not match the spaces I keep myself in. I wouldn’t have even been able to get this far if I didn’t step away from them, but I still hold on as if it’s helpful. It’s gotta go.

I know nobody plays overwatch anymore but I got to All-Star in Stadium comp today and it’s the first time I’ve ever felt good at playing video games 😂

When I reheat pizza my bf always asks of I can char the crust a little. He dont know THAT TIME the crust was perfectly charred, I completely forgot the damn pizza was in the air fryer. 😭😭😭

who needs wood fired pizza when you could just get regular pizza, reheat it in the air fryer and forget long enough for it not to burn but long enough to tell that it was forgotten in there.

It brings me a weird sense of relief knowing that there thousands of other formerly chronically online folks who got married and had kids but struggle with making friends because we all decided to remove the ONE thing that gave us a semblance of connection 🥴

Went to the Big E today. At the petting farm a donkey attempted (and almost succeeded to eat my Apple Watch. Here’s a butter sculpture, and how much we walked today 😂

I don’t know why it always vaguely smells like something is burning outside at night specifically during September-November but it always smells so good to me 😩

Saw the Rugrats “Angelica is schizophrenic” fan theory out in the internet wild today, welcome back 2010.

If carrying “Pazuzu” on my purse prevents Christians from soliciting Jesus at me in public then I will be putting one on every bag I own.

6 year old son asked us what a Bra was today, so we did what any normal late millennial parent would do and told him it was Battle Ready Armor.

Got my Labubu today and I can’t even bring her outside because she’s Secret 😂

I want to eat noodles in a brown sauce. But I do not know which noodles in a brown sauce I wish to eat. It is a very specific itch.

Good lord. Why would EYE, a marginalized person with shit to lose and children to protect, risk all that by voicing an opinion when there’s talks of the government “reviewing” immigrant visas if they voice their opinions.

I hate when I’m doing the normal thing and treating strangers with basic respect and they do the weird thing where they’re kind of rude and condescending for no reason. Like thanks for that, now I hope you have a bad day, and if you were already having one I hope it gets worse.

🎶They wanna see me do my dance In these thousand dollar pants Don't disrespect me and my mans🎶

Didn’t make it. Hell news cycle starts today.

I don’t think Charlie Kirk’s surviving that. The news cycle is going to be hell for 10-20 business weeks