It’s like selling poop to a toilet

My hands are so wet

What do I do about my whole thing

I have a dream that I’m about to buy a choker

Feel like refreshing my inner man

I’m up to the teeth in these balls

Bro you just dropped a clanger

I want to spend a single penny

Bans happen bitch

I’m a jealous guy

Im a complicated man

They’re deleting my old work email and im just waiting to see which of my student loan accounts become impenetrable after this

No group chats here??

Gene wilders scream is so funny sounds like a mic getting blown out but it’s all him

My life’s just fine

We are twinning hella hard today

not a fan of the vibe as a whole or anything specific???

In my dream i showed a picture of a random ladies pussy to my coworkers and they recoiled

(⊙ _ ⊙ )

😱 the Lion King is based on Hamlet!?

Just had the worst time ever taking a test to get into an rp server and failed because im retarded

My feet are so dryyyyyy

Slapping my barber after he asks if I’m ready

I don’t need much just unconditional love from someone better than me

Peed my pants