When things slow down he's going to take @blckwdow.bsky.social out on a date. Something fun with a bit of romantic mixed in.

There's making love, then there's fucking. She's about to get the latter this time. With his stamina, he can (and will) fill her more than once.

She's definitely got him wrapped around his finger and has him... standing at attention. The rubbing is just making him want and need her more. "Right here, hm?" He asked with a growl before reaching between them to undo his jeans which are quite restricting. His other hand tangled in her hair -

"That's a given," he says of her desiring both men. Her fingers feel lovely against his neck. "But what would you like for me to do for you... or to you, princess?"

"I'm sure." He returned the smile. She makes him happy and it shows. Both do, and make him whole. As her legs and arms wrapped around him Bucky gently rubs her outer thighs. "Can I do anything to make up for it? Anything you desire, just name it."

"The plates are fine, I swear. The arm didn't even touch 'em." As Nat draws closer, he reels her in the rest of the way and lifts her up to sit her down on the counter. "I'm sorry, babe.." He said with a soft frown as he tucked some red hair behind her ear.

"Aw, is the spider jealous of the dishwasher?" He teased with a chuckle. "Did you and Steve have fun last night?"

"It's a sterile environment! And I washed the dishes too. I'm not a total heathen." The arm is reattached and locked in place.

Blinks and wears an innocent expression. "What?"

@blckwdow.bsky.social did not just see him get his arm out of the dishwasher. Ahem.

"I. Hate. The. Cold." It makes the sensitive area around his metal arm ache every damn time.

// I'm expecting a call about our cat anytime now from the vet. She had surgery this morning and we'll be picking her up soon-ish. I'll get to replies ASAP after getting her home.

Waffles sounds good. And maybe some eggs on the side.

That may just work. Doesn't hurt to try.

That would be great. Without her or Steve he'd either starve or go broke from ordering that dashing door thing.

They could go on for ages at this point. He will always say she's his better half (one-third?).

He's going to make oatmeal in the microwave. It's too cold for cereal.

Then she's exquisitely beautiful.

Naaah! Ruggedly good looking.

Cute is her and Steve. He loves her too.

Claw his chest, back or thighs. But please don't harm this handsome mug. Meow..?

He's an assassin, not a heartless asshole against animals. As long as baby lion doesn't try to claw his face off in his sleep.

Bless her. He needs a stiff drink after that scare.

Make that two kittens.

Well damn. No creepy crawlies. That's a hard line he won't cross.

Dear Steve, I tried to say no and failed. We now have a kitten. A panda kitten. Ask Nat and don't kill him. Sincerely, Bucky

Fine, she can have the baby panda.

Sweet Jesus. Why did she scare him like that?

When it comes to big animals, yes he did. And no snakes, scorpions or spiders.

That's... a cat. In a panda costume.

WHAT?! No.. no pandas or lions. Nothing from an actual zoo.

// Let's see if this works. @blckwdow.bsky.social reply first then @bravestavenger.bsky.social reply right under Nat/to Nat's reply.

No raccoons, polar bears or tigers.

OK, he'll toss in a ferret.

A zoo? No. A cat and a dog, maybe.

⋱ꨄ⋰ ℕ𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒 ℝ𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕗𝕗 ⋱ꨄ⋰ " ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴ ʜᴏʟᴅ..." ⧗ ɴsғᴡ | ʟᴇᴡᴅ | ɴᴏɴ-ʟᴇᴡᴅ ⧗ ᴍᴄᴜ | ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ | ᴀᴜ ⧗ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪsʜɪᴘ | ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ⧗ ʜɪɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ғᴏʀ sʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ⧗ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀᴄᴄ. ⋱ꨄ⋰ ↺ + ♡ ⋱ꨄ⋰

The lady of the house gets what she wants when she wants it.

@blckwdow.bsky.social @bravestavenger.bsky.social

Maybe just a little bit.

Dammit.

That would be great if she could. It beats the smoke alarm blasting.

Steve, Nat and Bucky sandwich when? #DontMindHim #HisTwoFavoritePeople #LovesThemBoth

The last time he made 'over easy' eggs they became blackened doorstops.

Fair. But cereal or toast every day tends to get old.

Breakfast of champions. And he can't cook worth shit.

He's collapsing on to the couch with a heavy sigh of relief. Bucky can finally relax and enjoy the evening.