Midniteblaze
@midniteblaze.bsky.social
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If Gex were released today everyone would accuse his lines of being AI generated
5 months ago
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Why don’t tornados take fall damage
5 months ago
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If blood pressure can be high why doesn’t that make mosquitos and ticks explode the moment they start sucking that shit
5 months ago
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This can’t be watermelon My four lokos never taste this good
6 months ago
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Giving burnt ends another try
6 months ago
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What if they did red smoke just to see how everyone reacts
6 months ago
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It Sunday
6 months ago
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Kicked out of the hotel for browsing the lobby pc like this
6 months ago
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That blows
6 months ago
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She will be judging my timing tonight
7 months ago
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Quit dancing around us like this
7 months ago
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It’s flat fuck Friday
7 months ago
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always rough spending the night away from her
7 months ago
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Just heard the lunk alarm at planet fitness for the first time and that mf scared the piss out of me. Not Midwest friendly
7 months ago
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I need customers to stop throwing food at me every other stop and getting offended when I decline because I hate wasting food. Keep the BBQ coming tho.
7 months ago
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Dollar Generals are closing at the same rate taco trucks are popping up. This is the correction I need
7 months ago
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If anyone got eyes on Uncle Sam tell him I’m looking for him
7 months ago
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❌incorrect❌ Escelator
8 months ago
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Is that even legal
8 months ago
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What am I suppose to call a pad miss when I’m playing with a controller
8 months ago
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I have company over for maybe two hours and then the girls come out afterwords and start scanning the whole house like roombas on their first run
8 months ago
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When the signs says "no trucks allowed" but I have a delivery down the road
8 months ago
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You vs the guys she tells you not to worry about
8 months ago
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Grocers when you pull up with the 15 pallet order they approved two days ago.
9 months ago
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Blondie must be a Crazy Taxi fan
10 months ago
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It’s game over for Walmart
10 months ago
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local dance cabs when they see a group of kids with snow/salt covered boots approaching
10 months ago
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Tomorrow is canceled. Plop on the couch and get to binging
10 months ago
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Starting to looks like that one dkc level I hate
10 months ago
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This year we are criminalizing old people. Wrinkles? Jail Back hurts? Lethal injection Tapioca pudding with dinner? Life sentence
10 months ago
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29days
10 months ago
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20025
10 months ago
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Rural routes are when all there is to deliver to is dollar general and Casey’s, oh and we got cows by the lot
10 months ago
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Waking up with random pains in your 30’s and never knowing if you need to see someone about it or just having to ride it out for a week and then it goes away
10 months ago
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Get the milk ready
10 months ago
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Where is my Xbox controller
10 months ago
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Petitioning planet fitness to bring back the lunk alarm for anyone facetiming at max volume
10 months ago
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when they seat you at the end of the sushi belt
10 months ago
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Those Walmart carts gutted that bitch like vultures
10 months ago
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you fools have been sitting on a goldmine
11 months ago
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I don't care what our age difference is, don't call me young man until my back stops hurting.
11 months ago
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Sea life kc animal crossing tour was legit
11 months ago
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Expiration codes in place of expiration dates shouldn’t be legal. Maybe then I wouldn’t have brought home moldy buns from the store
11 months ago
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This retro arcade at the mall has ddr universe running with one of those older arcade style pads and I’m half tempted to pay the entry to see how it is
11 months ago
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What do they do with the rest of the lobster when you buy lobster tails
11 months ago
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I quit
12 months ago
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Buc-ees picked the one area in Kansas City that doesn’t have a QuikTrip nearby. We can have both without them going to war
12 months ago
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ooh, piece of annie!
12 months ago
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When are we gonna see SMX in every bowling ally or is that not gonna be a thing?
12 months ago
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such is life
12 months ago
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