Judge tryna sentence me to death while I’m pocketjerking with full eye contact.

Boolin in the crib. Smoking shit above my pay grade. Family Guy Funny Moments on the Roku. Maybe life isn’t inherent suffering.

I get my crack from Red Rooster.

I’m smoking shit that ain’t even real. This blunt doesn’t exist.

Passed out on the fent and woke up in Waga Waga.

if i got kidnapped i’d be in the trunk farting‼️

A single whiff of her armpits made my bussy quiver.

Premium pussy smell like krispy kreme.

The first time I did salvia I spent a thousand eternities as a spark plug on a 2003 civic.

Tweaking is the only hobby I have.

I’m jealous of the Jews coz they got the perfect nose for sniffing coke.

That pussy smell like burnt rubber.

Took her to Subway and gave her the footlong.

No homo we smokin penises!!!!

She gobblin on my shit ratatouille style.

I’m smoking straight crude oil.

9mm got me moving like the Mario Bros. Both of em.

This blunt always points west.

This perc taste like a Popeye’s biscuit. This lean taste like Baja Blast.

This shit ain’t nothin to me man. I’ll spin your block in the Bonnie Blue Bang Bus.

Smoking that extra large barbecue bacon burger kush with cheese and a side of fries.

Any amish women hit me up if you want to watch Fred: The Movie and sniff glue.

The worms in my brain are telling me to buy bitcoin.

I put the opp in the hydraulic press.

That pure columbian got me moving like Charlie Chaplin.

How can I be homophobic? This blunt got a dick.

My shooter a homunculus he look like Makka Pakka.

I’m smoking ethically sourced Scandinavian Sex Slugs.

This blunt isn’t allowed within 100ft of a school.

Touch the Rollex and you will get a thorium rod up the nose, son.

Smoking on that premium synthetic carbon nanotube magnetic ferrofluid kush.

My bitch look like Quentin Tarantino and she got the foot fetish to match.

I only put leaded gasoline in my cadillac. Like the founding fathers intended.

I sell crack to Sam Altman.

One hit from the Penjamin Netanyahu got me pregnant.

This shit is brewed with pure mammoth piss and half price benadryl.

I put the opp in the witches cauldron.

Brand new glock made my nutsack grow three sizes.

The hollow points will turn you into a shadow of your former self.

This blunt has a missing texture.

Hitting the fent fold on top of the south tower on 9/10/2001. And I WILL be back tomorrow.

Smoking that Nintendo branded Swedish grown pepto bismol shit. #blessed

Popped a quaalude and turned that pussy green.

This blunt has a pleasant personality.