me experiencing "one battle after another": 4/5 stars me having the experience of mansplaining Thomas Pynchon at my female coworkers while leaving the theater: one billion stars/10

people are publicly admitting infinite jest is good now

blessed and cursed to be in a place in my life where i have a job such that I need to be careful what I post online

Dakota Johnson should play Xavier renegade angel in live action

I fucking hate GameStop, guy in front of me is trading an entire stack of Pokemon and kpop star trading cards in for his switch 2

nels cline is the piccolo to jeff tweedy's goku

me whenever I get to order a bomb enema

when i was getting signout from the other resident i asked if any of the patients would be safe discharges anytime soon and they started laughing at me. is that good

tom cruise navigating Hollywood in his older age with the same cachet he did in his 30s just goes to show how gracefully you can age in that industry when you're not problematic

honestly I don't think a Jurassic Park situation would be that difficult to manage

Andor spoilers . . . . . . . . . luthen rael passing peacefully into that good night once he gets unhooked from the jack off machine.......... a rebellion gooner until the end. rip king

i have a pitch for sinners 2

walked up to the cash register at GameStop and said, "i want a double double please with grilled onions" and the thirty people behind me groaned at my bullshit

GameStop is the most aesthetically revolting institution in america

warner bros should take advantage of this 25-year period where they have the rights to Sinners while they can. go full 90s studio malfeasance. make direct to DVD sequels that are at best dogshit. let's have Sinners 2000 where the new white vampire is played by, i dunno, Jeffrey Donovan or something

there was this big stink about how each season of andor cost 300 million to produce, but honestly it looks like it could've cost even more. maybe the only megabudget tv streaming show that genuinely looks expensive.

if you're cold, they're cold. let them in

realest manifestation of horseshoe theory is hating hippies

talking to a coworker about movies and said the phrase, "dude, im a huge Spader-head"

all poodle mixes are spiritually republican

me to med students asking me why i want to spend another two years of study going into endocrinology for no commensurate increase in pay

me to my attending when a patient comes in with severe constipation and significant stool burden on x-ray

thank you alex ross, very cool

last two episodes of The Pitt should be the doctors spending their designated post-shift time catching up on all the encounter and procedure notes they have to write for all the patient encounters that happened

severance avoids asking the cliche question of "would you die for your work wife," but digs deeper asking, "would you......... LIVE for your work wife." profound stuff

"urameshi....... i will show you 60% of my true power"

on vacation in brooklyn right now and a tourist walked up to me asking, "excuse me do you know which way new york is" and like first of all thank you for thinking i could be a native here, but also bro what

azealia banks revealing herself as decently pro-trans and picking fights with jk rowling is so funny. like when al swearengen decides at certain moments to stop being evil and come to the defense of Deadwood

turned to my med student and was like, "if you should take one thing from this rotation it's that laws are not real. you can do whatever you want in this life and there are no consequences for your actions" my attending turned around and said "that's the worst advice anyone has ever given"

attending today asked what the difference was between Catholicism and Christianity ........ finally the student becomes the master

the drinkable protein industry is so unholy....... we weren't meant to drink the equivalent of a porterhouse in a 500 mL solution

have a med student on my team who went to Pomona college and I was like, "oh yeah that's where David Foster Wallace taught" and she was amazed I knew that connection and I said "...I am a man in my 30s, I know things about David Foster Wallace"

they gotta re-release this album now but with a little sticker that reads, "from the academy award winning composer of The Brutalist"

the average CNN news anchor would be shocked to their core if they learned how many healthcare providers are staunchly pro-luigi lmao

friend 1: i'll have the ghost pepper chicken sandwich friend 2: i'll have the spicy wings me: did you know this place is actually named after "popeye doyle" from "the french connection" it's a really good movie

sincere doctor post: holy shit the flu this year is no joke

lecturer is using AI images in his presentation

"i saw the tv glow" is so powerful...... it convinced me to start doing something i've been putting off for so long..... giving buffy the vampire slayer a shot. these first few episodes are awful

coworkers are not vibing with me mumbling, "ah fuck i'm gonna kill myself" whenever i get a call on my work phone

mubi doing the $1 for 3 months deal is the best bargain in streaming. if you have $5 you can buy the costco hot dog and drink, 3 months of mubi, and still have $2.50 left over

the notion of an ivc filter is so funny to me. just a lil net in a vein to catch clots. looney toons ass medicine

personally, if I cast a beautiful woman in my superhero movie I would not give her powers where you would not be able to see her

scrolling doximity at the Jamie xx show

working nights for a week is so funny. my skin tone became paler by two whole shades. finally understand the biracial accusations

honestly didn't believe Elon musk was a gamer until he did the Nazi salute

rewatching almost famous at the tail end of my night shift and realizing that watching Philip Seymour Hoffman's performance as Lester bangs as a teenager low key changed the trajectory of my life