So Colby no vote and now the only person that knows Q has no vote is gone. Oh Q chaos is coming next episode. This ep 1 coda paving way for an early exit for Stephanie. 👌 #survivor50

Constantly reminded America can not be trusted with a vote. #survivor50

Dang those new era ladies got their knives out for Ozzy. #survivor50

Got a feeling Jenna’s big mouth the only thing that kept Savannah from being targeted. #survivor50

How is there another hour left?! #survivor50

Jenna throwing Ciries age around is crazy! #survivor50

Who needs Jonathan when you got Kamilla? The real challenge beast. #survivor #survivor50

i’m down for the funny ladies working together. They need to pull in Mike and run this tribe. Specifically run Jonathan right off the beach. #survivor50

Oh shit I spoke too soon.

They told us Colby doesnt like Rizo and then we never saw him again. Byebye. #survivor50 #survivor

jeff learned the gays like survivor during s48 and said ok we can go back to men in their underwear. #survivor50

Oh jenna. i was rooting for you. But You went too fast too hard to name Cirie. Feeling this might backfire on you. #survivor50

Mike White is the rich more succesful version of what I would be like on on Survivor. #survivor50

Tiffany volunteering Coach. my girl is here to play. She knows how to get his loyalty. #survivor50

Elizabeth Hassleback jump scare! #survivor50

Not gonna lie, I am very hyped for #survivor50. It’s Cirie time.

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist I just know he could fix me.

find it fascinating that the #olympics opening and closing are reliably the one time masses of people sit and watch avant garde performance art.

Watching the Olympics has been my training to sit through 3 Hours of Survivor on Wed and 2 hours of The Traitors on Thursday. #survivor50 #thetraitorsus

Need an #oscars think piece about how Ethan Hawke somehow is perfect as a short bitchy gay man. Finally representation that is relatable.

This just healed something in me. My queen Kristi Yamaguchi!!!

This is beyond stupidly unnecessary. Give me a break. I hope Chalamet wins so i dont have to spend another year hearing stupid reasons about why he should win.

My #thetraitorsus finale prediction (which will be 100% wrong): - Mark murdered - eric banished at roundtable. Rob tries to get johnny out but ultimately votes with group on eric. - rob banished at fire. Maura flips and joins johnny and tara in vote against rob. - johnny, tara, and maura win.

Judge should have also told them they look like fools with them on.

New life goal: move through the world with as much ease and joy as Alysa Liu! #olympics

finally a campaign message we can rally behind.

Obsessed with the #olympics new Ski Mountaineering competition. What do you mean an Olympic event that involves multiple costume changes in a 3 min race? And if you mess up your costume change you will likely lose. I love it.

The most romantic movie of 2025 just dropped on Netflix for Valentines Day. Ethan Hawke stars in Blue Moon, a romantic comedy about his quest to win over the love of his life, Margaret Qualley. Sure he’s a little older, and uh swishy, but love is love! #filmsky

That was a brutal ending. But Congrats to Chalamet on ice! Will this be a good sign or actor Chalamet winning gold in a few weeks?

Watching Olympic ice skating but really thinking how great Johnny and Tara were at last nights Traitors roundtable. Truly funny seeing people actually surprised how close they are. One of the better roundtable moments of the season. #thetraitorsus

Have never seen or read any version of Wuthering Heights. But I am certain I have heard about it more in the past 6 months than my 40 years before that combined. So credit to Fennell on that. Like how many people watched or talked about the last Jane Eyre adaptation?! ( i stan Jane Eyre)

The only good things that happened this week is laura dern in the criterion closet and laura dern on las cultaristas.

Is eric the worst traitors recruit to date? And why are they following everything the past traitors said to players except the person one voted for twice? Like rob could win because they all blindly trust him but he made some bad decisions here. #traitorsus

This dude from Kazakhstan skated to Dune while looking exactly like Timothee Chalamet on ice. 🔥 Is that method ice skating? You should get bonus artistry points for that. #olympics

The music from Ghost still really has a chokehold on Olympic ice skaters.

Current results provide more evidence there are deranged people on blue sky.

Love that bad bunny understands that halftime show is mostly for the gays and the girlies.

Cant wait to tune in to superbowl just at half-time. So if someone wants to alert me its starting that would be good. Gotta do my part to give the man gigantic ratings.

Finally watched kpop demon hunters. Now going to listen to kpop nonstop in hope of developing demon hunter abilities.

Wow how did these #traitorsus players get a gig commentating for the #olympics?!

If you need me i will be busy dissociating to the gold zone. #olympics

Did you just call me a dismembered pig? I kinda loved that challenge. #traitorsus

The Muppet Show special was a complete delight. Sabrina Carpenter as the guest was the perfect choice because it meant lots of prime Mrs Piggy content.

28 years later was so fucking good. Not that into zombies but it was engrossing and very well crafted.

This is painful. She has been such a beloved comedy icon in my life since discovering christopher guest movies in high school. I just rewatched some of them a few months ago. Midnight at the oasis.

another spectacularly bad day in america and it's only 9:30am ET.

There are so many great quotes in this interview, but her take on Coach is a whole new dimension of strategic thinking. I hope Jenna brings this energy to the confessional booth. #survivor50

everyone go listen to your favorite philip glass album. Lets make him no 1 on the pop charts.

There are so many funny things in this, but my favorite is "CBS is the news for MIXED MULTITUDES!" I am sure every news org has talked about many of her ideas for a decade, but she thinks she is the first with a bold idea of making news more viral beyond linear TV. All part of the ellison brainrot.

Everything is awful except this one thing… you just know she is going to like every boozy bake. #gbbo