I've reached that stage already...

This is why I love Matthew Sweet...

The TV listings are rubbish this Christmas. If it wasn't for the ever reliable @nigella.bsky.social , I'd probably sell my Telly.

@rachelburden.bsky.social Merry Christmas Rach.

Just went into M&S to get fresh stuffing. Previously the date ran out on the 24th. So ran in today to get some with a longer shelf life. Massive queues. So I was advised to pay for it in Ladies Lingerie. Stuffing in Ladies Lingerie. #CarryOnChristmas

Don't know about you, but it never properly felt like Christmas to me until BBC Schools show Watch had done the story of The Nativity... timworthington.org/2019/12/24/c...

I can't be the only one who'll be looking to the sky on Christmas Eve to see if @manmademoon.bsky.social will be dressed as Santa with a couple of reels of film in his sleigh?

Soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom is relieved the Einstein Files only revealed these previously released images... Merry Christmas Tom!!!

@manmademoon.bsky.social I'm assuming that you want me to make the Trailer for Rogue Trooper? (At least the one for the Cornish market?)

Almost time for an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom is excited about the news that Chocolate is getting smaller, more expensive and less chocolately. It means we will make a killing with our 100%-chocolate covered Giant Crumpets!!!

Does anybody know @manmademoon.bsky.social address? I want to send him a Christmas card but the courts have just told me that the injunction order prohibits them from giving it to me.

HOWMUCHTOSEND20CHRISTMASCARDSFIRSTCLASSAREYOUHAVINGABLEDDYLAUGH???

I blame Wellington Womble for all this wet weather.

Currently sat in the BFI having a coffee in the Bar (or the @drmatthewsweet.bsky.social Suite, as I like to refer to it)...

This man is a Gawd.

Soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom is over the moon that Netflicks has bought Warner Bros because he'll be able to start selling his knock off Bugs, Porky and Daffy cuddly toys. #ThatsAllFolks

Steve Cropper 🎁 article www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/a...

RIP Steve Cropper variety.com/2025/music/n...

R.I.P. legendary Stax Records guitarist Steve Cropper

A giant. One of the greats. Rest In Peace, Steve Cropper. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/a...

Steve Cropper, legendary guitarist for Booker T & the MGs, dies aged 84

RIP Steve Cropper - one of the greatest guitarists ever

RIP Steve Cropper 🎸

Well thats @manmademoon.bsky.social Christmas present all sorted... uk.airfix.com/products/sup...

Ooh, I've been to Georgia & California and anywhere I could run Took the hand of a preacher man And we made love in the sun But I ran out of places and friendly faces Because I had to be free I've been to paradise but I've never seen Rogue Trooper because @manmademoon.bsky.social hasn't finished it

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Its been a bleddy brilliant budget week as the Chancellor made Crumpets Tax Free. (I think)

Made my way through the Pop Up Christmas Children's Toy aisle of the local supermarket whilst "Another Rock n Roll Christmas" was playing over the Speakers. I said to one of the shop assistants (whilst indicating about the music): "not really appropriate" She just shrugged.

The one thing that has spoilt my birthday today, is the amount of businesses who have sent me an email saying: "Happy Birthday, have 10% off Full Price Items with this Birthday Code"... during bleddy Black Friday Week where every bleddy thing is on sale and my 10% Birthday Discount doesn't count.

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . The weather took a turn for the worse, so Tom insulated the roof with crumpets... but the weight brought the ceiling down in our bedroom. . Ah well.

Time for Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . We had planned to raise a load of of cash for Children In Need by having a Sponsored Crumpet Feast. Unfortunately, we've spent more money than we've raised. Never mind, there's always next year.

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Both me and Tom were all set to join the next series of Celebrity Traitors. We even had our Green Traitors Hooded Capes tailored to fit. But Claudia said "Traitors don't have real Halos". Never mind, their loss.

Fantastic away victory with three tries from the backs in each half. Matty Ward and Arthur Relton added another one each in the second half and Harry Yates finished it off. FT Nottingham 28-36 Cornish Pirates

BBC News - Pauline Collins, star of Shirley Valentine, dies at aged 85 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Let them eat crumpets! I am never a Monarchist on days which contain a Y. Up the republic!

Is it just me or does leading actor Jason Clarke (currently starring in The Last Frontier) resemble the brilliant @ajpharoah.bsky.social ?

I'll be hitting the hay soon in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Disappointed with recent Royal shenanigans, Tom and I have decided to become an alternate Monarchy. Its just Tom and me. And its just for tonight. But we do get Taxpayer-paid Crumpets

If anyone wants to send the bleddy brilliant Reece a bag of Humbugs, please post them to the usual address.

A really tense final 10 mins but no further score. Excellent hard fought win against a strong Caldy side that kept going for the full 80 and take 2 points back to the Wirral. Cornish Pirates 34-27 Caldy

Caldy spend about 5 minutes camped on the Pirates line but have to settle for just the 3 from a penalty. Cornish Pirates 34-27 Caldy

Happy Birthday to one of my heroes... @sanjeevbhaskar.bsky.social

Got to meet the bleddy brilliant Rich Hall, tonight

Another reason why A Ghost Story for Christmas is perfect Short form is the best.

Soon I'll be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom and I are sat in bed in the demolished remains of the East Wing. But the White House are so happy to see 2 sane people, they're serving us dozens of Ballroom Quality Crumpets!!!

The @cornishpirates.bsky.social are bound to win against Lon Scot just because I shook hands with one of the players in Cribbs Causeway this morning. #LuckyCharm

I suspect Plaid Cymru would like to apologise to Caerphilly's Greek Community.... BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl... Plaid Cymru wins Caerphilly by-election as Labour loses seat for first time ever - BBC News

Presented by Neil Brand. This Is Brilliant. All About The Music: Keith Brymer Jones - The Pottery Throw Down judge's life as a punk singer Episode webpage: allaboutthemusicpod.com Media file: episodes.captivate.fm/episode/09de...

Every now and again I think about the things missing from my life. Like a new album from Stomu Yamashta... Or a new book from Alan Garner... Or Rogue Trooper by @manmademoon.bsky.social .