@tomshakespeare.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DPWwRGI...

BBC News - Keeping Up Appearances star Patricia Routledge dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Last day of September and the shops are full of Christmas merchandise. Everywhere you go. Everything is Christmas Tinged. You can buy anything Christmas related. But one thing is missing. The @manmademoon.bsky.social Directing-Rogue -Trooper-Airfix-Model-Action-Figure. . #AllIWantForChristmas

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom and I are going up in the world, even if Trump isn't!!!

Soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . After a week of Censorship and attacks on Free Speech, Tom and I are using Megaphones to talk to each other about Crumpets!!!

@manmademoon.bsky.social *cough* www.instagram.com/reel/DOxjnDW...

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2... Boxing champion Ricky Hatton found dead aged 46 - BBC News

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom is so excited about the new Spinal Tap movie that he played his guitar so loud, it turned a Crumpet up to Eleven!!!

I'll soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . I told Tom he had ro shuffle his Cabinets. Typically, he took me literally...

Later it'll be Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom is on a health kick so he's got us both drinking Matcha every hour of the day. What's the worse that could happen?

I've just realised I'm seeing @Halcruttenden.bsky.social in 10 days time. What shall I wear? (Other than a Tin Hat?)

I shall be hitting the hay later in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . He's a little upset about not being picked again for Strictly, so I've bought him a Glitter Ball.

Just leaving this here...

Soon off to Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom and I are showing how a successful trip to Alaska should be done by fishing Crumpets out of an ice hole in our bed. Nighty Night!

Soon off to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom is sad that Jim Lovell has passed. So I've got us Moon shaped Crumpets to eat!!!

RIP Norman Eshley

Just think, @manmademoon.bsky.social could be filming here... one day...

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom is so happy Trump has gone back, just so he can return to playing mini golf with his mini-club. Oh say can you see... 🎵

@manmademoon.bsky.social petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

Won't be long before I'll be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social. Tom's so excited by the Lionesses, that he's bought a load a of footballs instead of Crumpets. #TrueFanBoy

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn... Black Sabbath's Ozzy Osbourne dies age 76, his family announces - BBC News

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . We've moved the bed outside because of the hot temperatures but then the rain comes down!!! #SoggyCrumpets

@cornishpirates.bsky.social I've just taken a look at the CP Merchandise, to be suitably attired for the coming season. Is it me, or are there yet again NO long sleeved rugby shirts for sale? I get that playing on the field can get hot but when we're watching in the winter it can get chilly

@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social @kermodemovie.bsky.social Is the latest version of Google VEO this week, the end of Cinema The Universe and Everything?

Allo Allo, Listen very carefully, I will say this only once: I'm about to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . Tom's all excited about Macron's visit. Particularly when I baked some croissants into the shape of giant crumpets!!!!

And because it's the last crumpet.

Time for Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . We're both sat up in bed eating crumpets. Tom is crying. Not because there's anything wrong. He's doing it to show that crying is not a weakness.

BBC News - Reservoir Dogs actor Michael Madsen dies aged 67 www.bbc.com/news/article...

“There is something very social about pain.” In the penultimate episode of Season 8 of the We Society podcast, @tomshakespeare.bsky.social of @lshtm.bsky.social joins Will Hutton to discuss his research into the link between social science and disability. ➡️ podfollow.com/the-we-society

@reecedinsdale.bsky.social how on Earth did I miss Thief Takers first time round? 30 years later I've discovered it. Btilliant

I suppose I'm the only person on t'internet that thinks Glastonbury Headliners should only be acts with a long successful career that have a wide & diverse audience.

Soon time for Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . We're having our own Crumpetbury Festival. Tom's Rod Stewart impression has got the neighbours pounding on the walls.

Nicky Campbell's new album is wonderful. The songs are catchy, they're hum-able, they're earwormable. When he sings alongside his daughter, it's delicate and blissful. You won't regret buying this album.

Well that's @nickyaacampbell.bsky.social birthday all sorted...

About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social. Tom's all excited about Wimbledon starting in a week's time. So we're putting in some practice...

For Father's Day, I gave my Dad, @arfursmith.bsky.social a new hat...

Happy @arfursmith.bsky.social Day.

Almost time for Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social . We shall be Trooping The Crumpets tonight!

First CD I've bought in ages from some young up-start called @NickyAACampbell

This is bleddy ridiculous... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-...

RIP Harris Yulin

youtu.be/Xnu61JbAVvQ?... #RIP

Please order The Ends: "exit, pursued by a polar bear" - I've even written the headline for your review. Hope you are enjoying the book: it's a laugh, but also about the climate crisis.