Well it's now my birthday, here's my birthday suit. You are now required to post pole, hole or both if you really love me🎂

Which good boy is going to show me where they want it? 😘

Where's my feet lovers at? This is for you 😘

Remember everyone get out and vote today, if you're voting Reform then remember and vote tomorrow.

Think someone should be eating my ass on the "holy" day of #humpday 😘

They say a true Scotsman never tells you what he's wearing under his kilt, he just shows you instead 😘😘

This was going to be my #fcf post but the day got away from me 😴 anyone object to hard cock on a Saturday 😘

Hewwo all you beautiful lil gays, theys and baes ❤️ been a bit AWOL as the ol' mental health has been absolutely god awful the past 10 days. Going to post soon though and get myself out the funk ❤️

Sometimes in life you just need a thick fat load emptied in your hole 😏

Not too late to submit a #monochromemonday am I? 😘 #MCM

Late to the #fatcockfriday party, better than coming too soon I guess 😉

Did someone say femboy cock 🥵🥵

My favourite time of the week again. Pups got his bone and pits out, anyone care for a lick? #fcf #pup #fatcockfriday #musky

Did someone say #fcf? #fatcockfriday the best way to get ready for the weekend 😘 whose hole needs it? 👀

Quote this pic with a pic of your cock 👀

need some help rn #gay #nsfw #gaynsfw #dick #nude #underwear #chub

Look at what all y'all are doing to me with your humday day posts 🥵 Whose hole am I using 1st 😘

So... I done a thing 🖤🖤

special christmas post, not a bulge in sight #gay #gaynsfw #nude #dick #chub

It has been a hot god damn minute since I posted last. Can I offer you some cock in this trying time?

Does anyone know these adorable amazing beans? I never got the chance to speak to them to find if they had socials 🖤

Good morning to all the beautiful little gay people in my phone ❤️ life is hella hella busy right now but I've not forgotten about any of you at all (especially the beautiful bean reading this)

Does my favourite hole pic count as QRS with your best booty shot 🍑

If anyone wants drunk horny texts later get me added now

Went for lunch with the intention of having 2 drinks then going to the gym tonight...currently on pint number 6 and pub number 2 😂

It's #fatcockfriday and well this week has been exhausting, here's a little bit of my favourite days 😜 #tummytuesday #fursday and the highlight of the week #fcf 👀🔥

Getting paint when I seen this, I amuse myself 😂

Happy hump day😘 I heard y'all like butts 👀

Just going to slip this in here at the end of #monochromemonday #MCM 👀

Post the first video game you remember playing. Where do I collect my walker, I'm so ooooold 😭

Friday night bubble bath 😍 Started running out of bubbles but I had a toy to play with😏 who wants a rub down next 👀

Certainly a benefit working from home when the #fcf horn hits 🥵

Well since it's #sundaycumday 😘 now what beautiful bottom is on clean up duty? 😁

Time to rewatch Skins, relive my youth and do a fucking lot of crying 😭

I've got a feeling #softcocksaturday won't last for long with all you sexy fuckers 🥵 #scs

If anyone wants to see it before Bluesky does...

Not managed to take a #fatcockfriday pic yet... Might need to take one in the pub later I guess 😘

A #humpday throwback... Wonder if I can still bend this way 😜😜

Can any #Glasgow pups suggest where I could get a hood and possibly a harness? Someone gave me a drunken recommendation but I can't remember where. #pup #furry #kink

I both love and fear the city centre on pay day weekend 😂

Who's being a good boy and burying their faces in my pits? 9 hours sat in a warm office, there's plenty of musk 😘

So it's #fatcockfriday and I'm working in the office today 😩 y'all are gonna make me act up 🥵 guess it's also #foreskinfriday 😘 #fcf

Today's #fcf coming from the tub (again) Anyone coming to get a rub down?

If someone would be ever so kind to, maybe, I don't know... Suck my cock under the desk while I work? I'll pay you in cum

I only take the manliest of baths 😍

Now for something SFW and cute 😁 it's been a good few years since I've had gerbils then I seen these two and just knew they had to come home ❤️ Meet Sam and Dean 🖤

How am I expected to work with all the smut you horny lot are filling my feed with 🥵🥵 #fcf #horny

So excited for my haircut later👀 it's Mullet time 🤘🖤

I'm all clean so who wants to get #fcf sweaty 😈

First taster for #fcf 😘 you'll get more when I go for a shower later. Could always use a bottom to play with in the shower 😈