HermitCyclop asked: Mr Vomit your dog is so cool Thans yuo

Why is no one talking about the cool dog on my banner. It's there for a reason. No "mr vomit your dog is so cool". Where is the praise I was promised.

TWITCHY DAFOE!!!!!!!!

God DAMNIT I can't use that funny gif for my profile picture. I want twitchy dafoe not still dafoe

Woah dude I can't believe that's happening in the usa!!! Anyway have you seen that funny jerma clip

Ever since I stopped using youtube for libretube I stopped hearing about world news. God I am so happy that I only get to see all my 7 fav channels with zero forced bullshit in between. It's awesomesauce-tic

Gender should have more adjectives: Evil lesbian Viscous wide gay Smelly non binary Sleek tight demiboy Rotund gross demigirl Groovy transfem Sour transmasc

God I love not interacting with internet drama. No I don't care about *bad thing going on* I want to see pictures of red pandas and post making fun of people who like garlic bread and when you read the op their account is called "vampyr 🦹‍♂️👿😈" and they are a vampire and suck blood and [...]

what if the rock and sisyphus had like a more dense relationship thing going on. what if they both were like exploring each other while on the mountain

I watch a lot of spamtenna art but my stupid brain worm that hasn't got the memo (I'm no longer homophobic and I am very much queer now) keeps telling me that I am not gay

I am a flat earther not because any anti research stuff or anything straight up evil and ignorant, but because I am bored with the shape of the earth. Plus space scares me

Ok chat next question what is your favorite cryptid. Mine is the metal man because that is literally a guy in tinfoil Honorary mentions: Foo fighters, skunk ape, that giant black sperm cell in the sea and nessiee.

Do you guys think that resurrection is like turning something on and off. wow my cortisol levels have been great since the evil plan to resuscitate me. You just start to think about football and the weather

Sometimes I talk to myself and get close to mentioning my disorders/metal illnesses but I remember that my twitch chat tulpa is watching and mentioning my bad habits is against the tulpa TOS. Which has made me slowly stop some of them #Burger-tulpa

Craving some nuh buh luh nuh buh

Someone should invent food that is literally all you need to eat to live. Why does my fat ass dog eat like one grainy food for her entire life and I need to eat like seventeen different dishes a week or I crumble and die

Chat what is your favorite dinosaur mine is the bird with huge claws

So sad to have reddit bisexuality

The good thing about being an idiot is the glee of not knowing shit

I really wanna watch alien but the problem is that i cannot watch any form of horror media without pissing myself

WHATEVER. I hate gifs anyway here is a cool doll I found on wikimedia