It's crazy to think that today simultaneously marks the 100-year anniversary of this date 100 years ago, and the 1000-year anniversary of this date 1000 years ago.

You can only call it "hamburger" if it's made in the Hamburg region in Germany. Otherwise, it's legally considered to be a sparkling meatloaf-in-bun.

Honestly, all respect to store workers. Was stuck in line behind a couple who refused to understand that just because something is available online, it's not necessarily available in-store. Random person who patiently dealt with it and left to destress before I got to talk to you: You did good!

I just realised that the picture in which I pretend to be a mythological creature has more views than my actual published paper on legal theory. I don't know how to feel about this.

I have arrived and am ready to shout into the void!