This is my burden. This is my curse. #fullkit #crew96

Folks, I am convinced that this is the only way forward. #crew96

Lol of course he scores.

I normally have a lot of empathy for players, but I'm starting to think Picard could fuck up a cup of coffee.

Oh, ok. #crew96

Have they taken Grandpa's phone away yet?

This isn't working. Does anybody own the socks? #crew96

Only an ancient and powerful magic can stop this winless streak. #crew96

I wished I loved something the way #crew96 loves giving up late goals.

Nah, don't need defensive reinforcements.

Remember when we played champagne football?

Spooky discovery in the clearance section of a retro jersey shop in Hong Kong. #crew96

Imagine doing this and losing oooooof 👎

The most aesthetically pleasing and appealing team in MLS history has had a northern European in charge for 3 weeks and they're now playing a vanilla 442.

After traveling 30 hours from Ohio on Hong Kong

Diarrhea #crew96

When the guy next to you opens the window shade mid flight.

Frustrating, but Sean and Abou Ali (despite the missed PK) look great. We need some defensive signings.

If anorher team would like to come in and offer $2M for Gazdag to help a brother out...

Rudy's legs are long gone.

📍Berlin

For the first time in probably 16 years, I have completely cleared my inbox. No new messages.

"Starting in January 2026, Google is removing the "Check mail from other accounts" feature in the web version of Gmail. This means you will no longer be able to use your primary Gmail inbox to automatically pull in (fetch) emails from external, third-party email accounts.

Going through my (very) old stories, stumbled upon this 1997 gem from Bruce Arena about playing at Ohio Stadium in the Columbus Crew’s early years 😂

AFCON is the greatest sporting event on the planet. My God.

At Shake Shack and I'm like

Lord, grant me the strength to be merciful to my children while I destroy them at Just Dance.

MLS Playoffs

90% of Almiron's game

💩

Omg. Lol. Oh, no... Anthony .#crew96

We eating in the first half. #crew96

I traveled to Europe for work this week. Sad to be missing the final Crew home game, but I'm doing a London derby doubleheader: QPR-MILLWALL and FULHAM-ARSENAL. The latter being is #costprohibitive

The Brits are hilarious. I'm in a lounge at Loftus Road and they are BLARING Gangstas Paradise .

Imagine my surprise when I see Rossi back in the lineup. lfg. #crew96

Next year's alleged yellow kit via Footy Headlines #crew96 www.footyheadlines.com/2025/09/new-...

VAR saving our asses. Painful first half .

We are cooked.

Lol

I'm having a great time. #crew96

Good to see that Lenhart still has that dawg in him.

💩 performance so far. Taha looks good but the defense is woof. #crew96

Taha is the truth #crew96

Gazdump