“Buck Tarbrush”. [chuckles] We should be lucky to get Basil Brush.

I can’t believe Sam did that. I’m absolutely disgusted.

You scoffed my sodding pie! You bloody bastards!

Is this a piece of your brain?

Better go and lie down before something else happens.

Has it come away?

Cartman’s breath stinks.

[on the phone] Hello, Auntie! It’s Herbie-werbie! Kissy, kissy, hug, hug, hug! Oh, it’s you, Mrs. Higginbotham, you sad old fart! Go and get my auntie. What do you mean “no”? You’re still her servant, aren’t you? Do as you’re bloody told!

I tried out the foot massager Libby bought me for Christmas. It’s bloody lovely.

Mr. Cartman is getting my dander up. He’s asking for a bunch of fives.

Did Scott really punch Eric in the face?

Give me a kissy-wissy. [his husky licks him]

Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles. [no response] Alexa, play Rubber Soul by The Beatles! [still no response] Ah, bugger it, I’ll put the CD on.

Alright, alright! I’ll do it myself! Gawd blimey! 🙄

Oh, cobblers! 🙄😠

I have 6 ticklish spots. Libby found all of them.

I want to marry Libby now! I can’t wait any longer!

I wonder what misery guts is doing for Christmas.

I’m taking Libby ice skating.

Taking Libby out for a special birthday lunch.

Happy birthday, my darling. I love you.

[dances with Libby at the party]

Someone very special is having a birthday tomorrow!

Christmas sausage.

A phantom! 😳

Hello, all!

What is Stan’s problem? That was a very rude welcome!

I don’t seem to have any undergarments.

I’m going up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. Nighty night!

I stand by what I said to PC Pillockface. I’m not apologising to him.

Libby is my wife-to-be.

Did I do good? Have I pleased you?

I don’t like punk rockers! I don’t like them!

Estella is here?

I’m ordering a Chinese takeaway. Crispy duck.

Bloody drive belt!

I’ve burnt the beef and potatoes.

Me and Pip will be performing “Hey Jude” at the karaoke concert.

I’m not a bloody shit!

I’m covered in kisses.

Um…is there a towel?

The Hot Pocket is here!

‘Kin’ ‘ell.

I should cook something special for Pip tonight to cheer him up.

I did not call Bebe a failed actress!

For the last time, my mates are not in Parkhurst!

// Share a smile.

// I’m still alive. Good.

// Why can’t I say it? It shouldn’t be difficult.

// Trey Parker totally did not just feed bacon to a pig!!! 🤣🤣🤣