Getting there, one muscle group at a time. You wanna help me out with one of them?

Do you ever just look at your dick and say, "I love you"?

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,050,008! Yay... I guess

Pasta with first-time homemade tomato sauce Yummy 😋 ❤️❤️❤️

My first time having sesame encrusted ahi tuna, not bad 😋

I just farted, and I swear it smelled like a vanilla scented candle

Listening to spa music while high on pot is God level relaxation 😌

Either it's because I'm high or oat milk is awesome in coffee

Others: "You need to try pot, it'll help you so much" Me: *sitting naked on my porch, with a dildo in my ass, all while puffing on a joint knowing I won't wake up for 24 hours*

Normalize DommyBunny's! >:3 Art by @jrjr.esq

I'm in love with a man I'll never get 😩

So, I tried again with hair bleach... I laughed for 5 minutes straight after I stepped out of the shower. I'm going to finish drying and then I'll retry the metallic silver

I just used my phone to turn the brats on my grill, what the hell is wrong with me? 🤣🤣🤣

I'm not really sure of what I'm doing, but I'm dying my body hair. It's supposed to be a metallic gray, but it might just make me look like an old man. I meant to wear a condom, but I couldn't get it up, so I was just careful. We'll see in about 30 minutes.

A little present for TK Made by @sheppybleppy.bsky.social @tk-wolf.bsky.social I hope you like this

Art done by @sheppybleppy.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️

I'm 34, so I'm getting older, but I refuse to mature. I just ate a can of beans with cheese, and now I'm looking for my lighter. About to save some money on my heating bill.

I went bowling last weekend for the first time in 17 years, and I feel like I got hit by a car... worth it. I played my best game too, even got my first turkey 😁.

I'm 34, 6'3", and I weighed 140lbs since high school, but in the past year I've gained almost 60lbs, I'm almost 200lbs... holy crap. My family is happy, they said it scared them at how skinny I was.

I want a boyfriend 😫🥺

feels like im wearing nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all nothing at all

This could use some attention too ❤️

I want a dick in my mouth and I'm my tight ass so bad right now

So apparently when I drink I paint my nails. I'm not trans or a cross dresser, I'm just weird, lol.

I really wish I could suck my own dick

Why is love so fucking hard? 🥺

Happy New Year Hopefully this year doesn't suck

Merry Christmas ❤️❤️❤️

Scutter scutter

I fucked around and found out...

I just burped, and it tasted like watermelon... I haven't eaten watermelon in years, wth?!

People say I'm smart, well I just walked into my room wondering why it was humid while standing next to my humidifier.

I just spent 5 minutes looking for the pants I'm currently wearing.

Not the best pictures, but I want to post my "progress" of trying to gain muscle. I've been working out everyday since I setup my equipment. These are now, but I'm going to post pics the first of every month. Why am I naked? Because I wanted to be, plus, clothes are bad.

I just now saw this. I don't want to smell like a goat, dog yes, but goat no. Lol

Not much, but I'm pretty happy with it so far. It's coming along.

This was a bit of a pain to setup, but it's one of several things I've been getting to help me improve my physical health. I've been wanting to be able to workout at home and not feel judged at a gym. Ignore the stupid paintings, I was bored.

Less than a month, I've gotten all of these. I need a break from the pain, but I'm going to get more in the near future.