BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This Stat vs Thekla thing needs to be run back at Revolution. Perhaps in a steel cage? Pretty please? Also, now that we have Women's Tag belts, could we please get Women's Trios belts? #AEWDynamite

I'm gonna need Thekla to bleed, too. It'll go with her red nails! #AEWDynamite

Did we REALLY need that FTR talky talk? STOP TAKING TIME AWAY FROM THE STRAP DADDY MATCH, YOU COWARDS! #AEWDynamite #NoKinkShaming

PRIVATE PARTY IS BAAAAAACK! What a happy fun-time match this is gonna be! So much neon! So many flippy twisty boyz! #AEWDynamite

NOT MINA'S AGGRESSIVELY BISEXUAL HAIR! #AEWDynamite

Nuuuoooooohhhhh! Roddy! HOW ABSOLUTE DARE?! #AEWDynamite

I love how Ciampa cuddles Silvey like a comfort item. Also that he has given his belt a cutesy name. This TNT title match is gonna fuck. #AEWDynamite

I'm a little scared that Mark Davis makes Claudio look small? Claudio is a big dude! #AEWDynamite

Holy moly! That trios match was fucking insane - but my brain is glitching. Are the Death Riders pseudo faces now? Or are they tweeners? #AEWDynamite #GoDeathRiders (???)

Hotboxing in the limo, which is now rocking. Close the doors! Don't waste the smoke! #AEWCollision

So many cars. So little time. The Vegas skyline background is a lovely visual. #AEWCollision

When is someone gonna start calling her Mistress Thekla? She's got scary Domme energy. #AEWCollision

Hebrew Hammer or Kosher Pickle? #AEWCollision #MJF

I love Mina's aggressively bisexual-flagged hair. 🩷💜🩵 #AEWCollision

I'm slightly alarmed by the fact that Don Callis and I are getting the vapors over the same man at the same time. I think I have the edge though in that Swerve is also contributing to my vapors. Is it hot in here, or is it just them? #AEWDynamite #AndradevsSwerve #SoDamnHot

Great. ANOTHER bald dude. Wait. I said (aloud), "KISS" - and he did! Go, Ciampa! #AEWDynamite

So, computer glitches are immune to the J Driller? 👀 #AEWDynamite #MarkBriscoe #DemBoys #ElClon

R.I.P Señor Cruz. #AEWDynamite #NoKingsButBrody

I love the #YoungBucks in full Show Pony mode. I missed the fringe! #AEWDynamite

Wooooo! #AEWRevolution tickets acquired! I have also learned I can't use my work computer to buy AXS tickets any more because AXS doesn't like my work VPN (which I can not escape). Thank goodness for smartphones.

SPEEEEEEEEEDBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! That match was fucking insane. #AEWDynamite

BAAAAAABES OF WRAAAAAAATH! I love them so much! We met Harley in London in August, and she could not possibly have been sweeter. I am also quite fond of the Timeless Love Bombs, but I am thrilled for Harley & Willow. #AEWDynamite #AEWomen #BabesofWrath

Claudio. PINNED. MOX. CLEAN. HOLY SHIT. #AEWDynamite

Commercial time = chance to breathe Mox vs Claudio. HOLY MOLY. My heart is legit pounding. #AEWDynamite

Alicia interviewing Hook? I don't think I could possibly be less interested in an interview (or at least one that doesn't involve Mango Mussolini or any member of his cabal). #AEWDynamite

If we can't have a Christmas tree festooned with barbed wire, I'll take a wire-wrapped candy cane. #AEWDynamite

That Fletcher vs Knight match was fucking amazing! How can we listen to whatever "important" thing Callis is saying about the Bucks IF WE GO TO A GD COMMERCIAL BREAK?! #AEWDYNAMITE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FARM-FRESH CHICKEN-FRIED FUCK?! I'm gonna cry - or maybe riot. Perhaps both. SWERVE'S HOUSE! #AEWFULLGEAR

I still think it would be funny if Nick joins the DCF and Matt doesn't. #AEWFULLGEAR

... And saying Kyle's full name has suddenly become that much easier to remember. Congratulations, Mark Briscoe! #AEWFULLGEAR

Marina looks so sad. Are the Death Riders about to rebel? Why change the mat? We know Mark & Kyle are gonna get bloody. #AEWFULLGEAR

... AND FORK YOU, TOO! #AEWFULLGEAR

Kids - don't get your body piercings done in an AEW ring. It's not sterile. Breath play? Up to you. Far from me to kink shame. #AEWFULLGEAR

All-Bald Casino Royale? #AEWFULLGEAR

Boooooooooo! GD FTR. 😤 #AEWFULLGEAR

After the set of incredible Kyle vs Kyle matches, and the pretty darn good Mark vs Mark match the other night, I would really like to see Mark & Kyle face off against Mark & Kyle. We could have thrown an Adam into each team for a trios match - but one Adam is injured & the other is off filming. #AEW

Who's gonna sub for Briscoe? Is Swerve going to make a surprise appearance? #AEW #BLOODandGUTS

FINALLY! THE MATCH BEGINS! OMG I LOVE AEW! #AEW #BLOODANDGUTS

Thekla dressed all in white (with sheer cargo pants?) is a mood, for sure. Megan's gear is perfection. They're definitely not going 5 minutes between entries, but whatev. Get 'er StatDaddy! #AEWBLOODANDGUTS

AE DUB! AE DUB! AE DUB! I've been eagerly awaiting this all day - and Skye is already bleeding. Lots. This is awesome! 👏👏👏👏👏 This is awesome! 👏👏👏👏👏 This is awesome! 👏👏👏👏👏 I'm so happy! #AEWBloodandGuts #AEWDynamite

I appreciate the suggestion, YouTube, but... WUT? #AEW

Mox losing a series of matches via tap-out would be really funny. #AEWDynamite #IQuit #HesAQuitter

When Mercedes was speaking sharply to "Harley," I was really hoping for Harley to come strolling down the ramp. Kris hanging out with Harley under the table was a nice surprise. Regardless, I knew the cake wouldn't survive. #AEWDynamite #MiniMoné #NoFrostingintheFelt

THAT'S all it took to get Mox to quit? I mean... I am truly glad both were walking away under their own power, but it felt anticlimactic? #AEWWrestleDream

When the hell am I supposed to pee during this awesome PPV? It's non-stop! #AEWWrestleDream

I absolutely HATE bullshit cheating finishes. Effing Stoke. #AEWWrestleDream

Because Kenny doesn't seem to be on here (unless he is and I've missed it), I popped over to the bird site to wish him Happy Birthday. After tweeting to him, it didn't take long for me to realize yet again why I don't spend time on that fascist hellsite any longer. That's enough Twitter for a while.

I think that's the most words I've heard out of Megan Bayne at one time. If Dax had his right hand amputated, he wouldn't be able to blather. GET 'ER, HARLEY! #AEWCollision

"The dingo didn't eat your baby. It's Mark Davis!" -- Don Callis #AEWDynamite

Roderick Strong wasn't prepared for Claudio Castagnoli's length? Excuse me? *flutters eyelashes* #AEWDynamite