We’re about to see if the Star Wars fans are about that life enough to cancel their Disney+ 👀

Charlie Kirk just whitenessed the second amendment in real life. He must be so happy in hell.

I hope the space force is staffed the way ICE is and they just blow up hella nazi’s

I woke up at 5:30am to the most ominous sound a 90 year old Italian lady can make at that hour: tin foil lining a cookie sheet 🫶🏽

Each day, at 11:11 we need to pray for him to die and for all of his people to die with him.

To the comrades in DC. LA stands with you. Resist. We have your back.

Dear Grim Reaper, Wrong bleach blond racist with a weird tan. You still did a good job but it could have been “great” -HUMANITY

When I am the only poc perosn on a show and only the host and like one of human lists about it, I think “man, and racists think I’m lazy?!”

Dear Joe Rogan , If you sincerely want to make amends for promoting Trump’s facism and harming Latinos & the rest of America, you can do the fallowing:

The big beautiful bill must be a real bummer for dudes named Bill

Ya’ll better start running the governments behavior past your friends who survived DV. Like yes, the Supreme Court didn’t outlaw birthright citizenship outright but it did create a loophole for states to do this it.

Folks in the bunker: what were you doing when WW3 started? Me: getting laid Bunker: NIOCE

It’s super cute that Trump sent the marines to LA for my birthday 🎉 I hope they have a nice time! The weather is lovely and no one is rioting!

I went to the protest at the end of my work day. It did get scary because the cops were shooting rubber bullets and year gas. The crowd was chill until then. There were kids there.

Everyone: they got Greta LA: if you have a boat we’ll roll up and get her

Colorado and Madison

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Working with a guy so masoginistic, he’s trying on GPS continue to defy a woman’s voice

Ruling class: THE SUMMER STORM MADE MY CAR DIRTY working class: FREE CAR WASH 💅

I’m pretty sure rich people are just punishing poor folks for not dying of covid.

First off “white genocide” Isn’t real. Second: if white people are being forced out of places tgat just means the colonizers failed

I heard ICE agents only have to read at a third grade level. Pass it on!

This is a weird week! I was stopped, searched and nearly detained at the Canadian boarder. Also: WARP TOUR!!!

We’ve been at this Canadian boarder check point for 5 hours. THANKS TRUMP YOU 51st STATE OBSESSED LUNATIC.

San Diego got that earthquake because the land know the US is trying to deport it’s people. 👀

None of ya’ll would be into raw milk if had ever milked a cow. The udders are right by the farm ground 🤮

Dear science, We don’t “need” adorable direwolf puppies. We need genetically engineered sea creatures that eat all the plastic. Respectfully, A lady who failed high school biology

Please stop calling politicians “daddy” No daddy on either side can save us. We are save going to us. Also being horny for a politician is so weird when Luigi exists

Dang RIP nipple Batman

I am the fertilization comptroller

Threads: a site that has the dumpster fire rage of twitter combined with the media literacy of Facebook.

Today has 2016 on 4 loco engergy

A lesbian sincerely asked me “how do straight women handle having to constantly educate their partner about their privilege? It feels like talking to a child.” And I was like “NOT WELL”

FYI: betterment has an ethical stock options button and you know it what? My Roth IRA didn’t loose that much in the stock market this week. JUST SAYING

WHEN HAVE THE REPUBLICANS EVER GIVEN A FUCK ABOUT SHUTTING THE GOVERNMENT DOWN? The dem’s CLEARLY want this dictatorship

Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party:

Imagine being the richest man in the world, having access to hair plugs and all the plastic surgery and the best you and all of science can do is this

Dropkick Murphy’s giving the amnesia maga punks the feels is giving me more hope than it should as all punks should be anti-facism. It’s kinda the whole thing.

I bet the transgenic mice have better reading comprehension than most Americans.

Ash Wednesday crosses are brought to you by burned books, civil rights, and the constitution.

If you think 9 year old Hilary quotes and Jon Stewart are going to fix this problem, you are stuck in 2008. Grow up. It’s 2025. Radical > Liberal

Who knew everyone would be paying hella attention to the emergency procedures on flights right now???

Red, white and blue land sounds like a theme park for racists

When I anyone people are obsessed with being masculine and feminine in the streets I am certain they are boring AF in the sheets

Call a doctor! Fucking Karen bass bent the knee on top of the neck environmental regulation agencies so fast she might have shattered a knee cap.

Cool that LA’s leadership is sucking Trumps butt while is vows to take down several environmental agencies. Great job 👎🏼

For those liberals who will relax with the cease fire in Gaza, please turn your attention to US immigrants targeted by ICE. The people who serve your brunch are in danger.

Being Facebook mad is so 2016

I work with autistic adults 5 days a week and not one of them has gone “full N@zi”

Go off tech oligarchy