Orchiectomies for ICE is the moderate position

Next he should look to John Cage’s 4’33” for inspiration

Wait why do the three musketeers use swords and not muskets

For Sale: Nobel Prize, Never Worn

Regime change begins at home

I have access to like three streaming services, but every time I see a clip of a movie that looks interesting, somehow it’s never on any of the ones I have Separate services is stupid. Consolidate. I want one app that has every movie. …With a search function that isn’t garbage.

lol only morons look at pascal’s wager and think it withstands even the slightest scrutiny. What’s that you say? The guy who drew dilbert is citing it as his reason for his deathbed conversion? As I was saying, only morons

Being obsessed with vaporwave sometimes means pulling over to the side of the road to wait for a noon bandcamp vinyl drop

I’d love to see the discourse on the far-flung day when some insufferable dude takes his oath of office with his hand on a dog-eared copy of infinite jest

Goddammit I leave the city for a week and it goes socialist without me?? Can’t wait to get back home to brooklyn, hell yes

I watch too many videos about spacetime and it makes my brain spin out. Like, maybe matter is not just *in*, but *an aspect of* spacetime? And matter is just tightly arranged energy, and the arranging of energy draws spacetime in around itself which curves space? And I still have to go to work?

I can’t help but wonder about the interiority of the pluribus hive mind. It seems like it has no reason to create anything new. It’s just in a sort of stasis, equilibrium. It will maintain itself within its limits, but does it even want to do anything else? It merely is.

If you ever become bluesky’s main character for the day, you kinda owe it to everyone to go all in and crash out a little. Give back to the community, share a bit of the joy you’ve gotten from your predecessors, really get pissy about it

A good sign you’re not keeping up with the times is when the Strands puzzle is a bunch of the year’s biggest hit singles, and you have to spend ten minutes on it because none of the words you see look like any songs you’ve ever heard of

🎶Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak/somewhere in this town🎵 Hey buddy might I recommend you check at the jail?

finally I can crank my knob while driving again

I only saw avatar 1 and I doubt I’ll ever bother with the others but I can’t help but wonder if STDs just spread like crazy through those psychic link tubes, like does the whole planet have na’viorrhea like the koalas or what

I felt like the Paraguayan dude on Pluribus was speaking directly to a.i. in the last ep. Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen. You don’t belong here.

The Who’s “Tommy” was the first gamergate

In a truly classless society I would get to be a pet sometimes

One way you know astrology isn’t real is that nobody plans c-sections to tailor bespoke personalities for their children. If it were true, you could predict the outcome and use the system to your advantage.

The Big Bang Theory is so unrealistic. In the real world they would all be in an extremely rules-intensive polycule

rfk jr has absolutely tasted long pig

It’s a little harder to watch 30 Rock now because you just know Jack would be in the epstein files

When Off Your Face by My Bloody Valentine subtly slips from the verse to the chorus, you might not even realize it but your limbic system will know

I love that when they call her, her caller ID says “IT’S US, CAROL”

Ok wait is carol going to become the queen of this hivemind

Just caught the first two eps of Pluribus. What a *huge* idea, I find it so compelling. After the first episode I found myself hoping it would be an anthology where every episode was the first day from another of the unjoined’s perspectives. There’s so much fertile territory here, I’m stunned

What a day. In the morning we learned a mass murderer died, and in the evening we saw a serial sexual assaulter get humiliated. Fascism on the back foot for the first time in a while, it’s great to see. Really great work Zohran, I wish the Dems would take some notes from you

if you still haven’t used an ai at this point you get to call yourself a gold star luddite

Frankly I don’t think they’re planning to reconvene the house of representatives. I think they’re going to attempt to make this the new normal by just moving forward and never blinking. Their whole mission is to strip the country for parts and they’re doing fine at that without the house

We Can Hallucinate It For You Wholesale

Define your music taste in eight artists: Parliament/Funkadelic Tom Waits Vektroid Mr. Bungle SZA t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者 Sonic Youth Aphex Twin

Reinvention of the merkin

Erosion: Entropy You Can See™

Every day I try to be less of a hater, but then I hear someone say something nice about the music of the rock band The Darkness and I can feel that I have a lot of work left to do

I know this is the most minor concern but it’s dismaying to learn that the mac tonight moonman that was such a fun image in the vaporwave scene was also a nazi meme. Stop using our fun shit for your pathetic eugenics meme videos you nazi fucks

I mean ok but how can you tell if these bots are virgins or not??

I feel seen

I get that it’s the Friday crossword which is the second hardest only behind Saturday, but the obscure tennis lingo is a little much. “Held serve” is not a term that has made its way into the common parlance

What I think leftists should be striving for is a nation that works for the good of the world (which we did *sometimes* before, and only when forced to by courts now), because we understand that we’re *a part of the world* like every other country. Don’t isolate, don’t dominate, just help people.

Question 3: Do you really not understand that both of those were the same question?

One guard always lies…one guard always tells the truth… And as a bonus I’m sure our faithful customers will love, we’ve combined both guards into our new AI!

The way rfk’s vax restrictions are going to bring down autism rates is that kids will die of a preventable disease before they’re old enough to get diagnosed for autism

Tramell Tillman was utterly mesmerizing every moment he was on screen in Severance. He made that character so alien and so human at the same time. An emmy more deserved than I’ve seen in a long time.

Einbinder keeping it real. Respect

Nothing like spending the evening with friends who are brimming with the joy of being alive to remind you of how just vaguely tolerant you are of the whole thing yourself

I don’t mourn monsters

Rewatching the German sci-fi show Dark and all I remembered from my first watch was bits from the first few eps, and a vague memory of Hannah visiting Ulrich in prison. I’m gobsmacked by countless reveals so surely I didn’t watch far enough to see anything like that, right? Well it’s from S2E7.

Hey big shoutout to the earth for having so much mass that you literally deform spacetime enough to pull the beer in my glass towards the bottom so it doesn’t drift out the big open hole at the top of the glass