WHEN FRUSTRATION JUST ISN’T ENOUGH WHO NEEDS A PROFITEERER R.V.M.(Rear View Mirror) dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

Played a benefit called Geezers for Freezers. I didn’t play, but I said hello. A good day’s work. 🧊🎸 dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

‘WE WERE ALMOST AN ACTUAL THING NOW I SIT HERE ALONE' R.V.M. (Rear View Mirror) dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

Rock education’s a cruel business. 💷🎸

People ask why I left the band. Let’s just say, getting paid in one-pound coins and being told dinner with the crew was a privilege didn’t help. It took me a while to wake up. But I did. And I am. And I will.

CREATIVE DIFFERENCES ARE DIFFERENT NOBODY PICKS UP THE PHONE R.V.M. (Rear View Mirror) dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

Welcome to Life at the Bottom - my ongoing reflections from the lower frequencies. I’m filming these on the Saniphone™, invented by my dad, who sanitized phones for a living. It cleans itself. Sometimes too well. Stick with me - we’ll see what survives the software. 🎸📱

The bluer the bass, the better the sound. Obviously. 🎸💙 #DerekSmalls #BlueBass #SpinalTapEnergy #BottomEnd #schecterbass

Brace yourselves for a rock and roll revenge. 🤘 My new single, R.V.M. (Rear View Mirror) is out now. That means NOW! 🎸⚡️ Listen on your preferred platform 🎧 dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

R.V.M. Is OUT TOMORROW ! Have you ‘pre-saved’ it yet ?

The littlest bottom ever? #spinaltap #bigbottom

The good news: recording’s going swimmingly. The bad news: apparently no one buys albums anymore. Not even me. So we’re releasing digital singles - whatever those are. 💿🤷 You can pre-save the first single R.V.M. (Rear View Mirror) now: dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

They call it a documentary. I call it a hatchet job 🪓🎥

Sometimes not playing is almost better than playing 🎸💀

Successful morning at the studio! ⚡️🤘🎸 dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

The first single is coming out soon! You can pre-save it now. Whatever that means. 🤘 dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm

Derek Smalls Unleashed 🤘⚡️

No drummer? No problem. 🥁🥃

Oh yeah. That’s what I call bottom. 🎸⚡️

First date with the new band 🎸⚡️

First day back at the studio 🤘⚡️

As the Music Shop Owner Said… Stay Tuned. 🤘

Fork? More like a knife in the road 🔪🚧

That hatchet job about “Spinal Tap” was, in my book, the Final Tap. I can say no more, until I say more. And PS: I have no book.