Burnt Gammon 🐽

Off to bed now you loved kind caring friends. I appreciate your support and kind words it really does mean alot BIGLY. Goodnight dear all from myself and my wee hound Harry. Stay crispy ✌️✊️🐶❤️

Dear all sorry I've been quiet but my anxiety levels have and still are in orbit .

What is that smell , I said to myself. Looked at feet. Slippers Bin 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Silly cunt talking utter bollocks on bbc look north. Sock wanker

Me chuddies are hot

Legend sorry meant bell end

Hope he replies " I cast you back to hell slut of Satan " or something along them lines .

Fatty be popping at this

Trump be hating this New pope should dip the orange devil in a bath of holy water.

Was hoping it was Mordor

My watering can is going to be busy the next few weeks,, wall to wall warm sunny weather no sign of the wet stuff up ere in the norf east.

Were secretly

Both have nukes Partition one of Britain's biggest fuck ups in a long history of fuck ups .

Carney punching trump meme inbound

What a patriot

I was young in this photo

Be a lot more of this from the deviant party.

Trumps psychologist: where the fuck do i start

President swamp gas

Russia needs Greenland badly or I'll have a window accident

Is Thick lizzy truss advising this fucker ?

Darth FuckTard

He's clinically stupid

The gloating stench from farage for the foreseeable will be fookin unbearable.

Runcorn 🙃🤡

True dat

President Coprolite will soon announce the annexation of some random shit .

My giblets have melted it's a hot one today.

Frequently

Spineless tit head

Got sweaty spuds

I wanna be Dave

This cunt must have drunk pure fluoride.

Translation: utter bollocks

They later sacrificed chickens .

Hee hee

BIGLY WINNING

JK TATE

Cunt would melt with a drop of holy water so I say go for it you fat mahogany coloured maniac.

Harry the loveable land potato 🐶🥰

Doggo's kung-fu is powerful strong

Grimes: if you vote for me I'll give you one of my old wank socks stains included 🙃🤢

Lithuania? Finland? Finland i think sought refuge or help from Russia towards the end of ww2, Russia will see Finland as the soft underbelly . Lithuania I think was absorbed into the soviet union post ww2. Dangerous lessons from history.

Great band ✌️

Harry and new purple flower fingys i got today.

Salty salty conservative tears,,, delicious

Sweaty That is all

Sweaty mini man moob day ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️