Beautiful America, it looks like we have to protest in front of the White House in order to get the Epstein files released! However, we need organization to pull this one off. This calls for ingenuity at implementing such a task. That’s your next assignment! Boom, boom, no room for gloom!

Y’all, I believe the worst is yet to come! The asshole administration is acting as if they will be in power forever! Hickory Dickory, dock, watch the clock!