Star signs are lame, which two stages of grief define you the most? #Acceptance #Bargaining

Coin more "(Noun) (Noun)" stuff. It's the Epstein Shutdown. Say it nonstop. Epstein Shutdown. Trump missile-strikes an imaginary nuke program? Placebo President! RFK falters on pesticides? He's Round-up Robert now. National guard fight imaginary crime? "Placebo President" again. #callbacks 😎

Democrats can't even radicalize people to vote lmao

":o this author has a bias?!?" do you get on a bus and panic when you see it's 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦?

I have not been granted funds for my proposed research on inducing a good and bad music taste in two groups of cephalopods 😔 I wanted to see which would win the music wars

Animal intelligence research should get *more* human centric. Can an octopus earn the rank of ipad baby? Can cows imprint on a single cartoon and get mad if they're watching anything else? Can birds learn to sing baby shark nonstop?

Do people understand that you can sound sad when a child does something horrid in public? You don't have to yell? You can do a pathetic little whine and it's completely legal?

Let's play a game called "will @sorenmorsvt.bsky.social kill me for tagging them in this post" I hope you're takin NOTES

Clearly I'm living in @xkcd.com's head ... It's dark in here and drywall vents formaldehyde every time it rains

Hey what the fuck www.zmescience.com/science/news...

PSA: if your cat has babies and you refuse to put your own baby next to her babies for naptime, you are being extremely rude. She'll have to carry 4 kittens over one by one for nap pile time. Just one more example of women being expected to do all the work

I'm actually going to lose it (Can't do a full alt text or translation but the gist is that placebo response was found to be stronger in countries with low socio-economic status. I am actively failing to cope with the implications)

Who up reading niche research papers with an intense morbid fascination for the struggles and failures of their various authors

You're actually an adult until you turn 25. Yeah, from birth. Then at 25 it's just over

Using evopsych just-so stories for good... "We evolved to roam large territories and carve signs into rocks and trees nonstop. Policing #graffiti is an unnatural modernism that's makin our men impotent and our lobsters sad"

A trans ship is when a boat is a boy

GenAI slop is an art product of our society with things to say, the prompter is just not part of them: Light and shadow take on a technocratic aspect as credentials buying entry to the attention economy. Critically ""admiring"" slop reflects on the technical language of art + its societal functions

Nightmare blunt rotation in the middle ages: Your weird monastery roommate: "Bro yk how we can compel spirits into service with the power of Christ? What if we could do that to dead people" The pope: "Questa si chiama negromanzia ed è un'eresia che tutti gli uomini pii dovrebbero sapere rifiutare"

A famine isn't when some people need food btw. It's when they need weeks of medical attention to even handle normal food again.

kids nowadays are so addicted to their phone it's what's in their pants. gender is smartphone

Venlafaxine, Pregabaline, Low-Dose Naltrexone... 3 for 3 on my medications against neuropathic pain also "happening" to treat inflammatory disease. Curious.

that dumpster fire #kinktober ruleset really just went... yea you have to include the dom doing aftercare for the sub. to make up for being morally suspect. no the dom doesn't need aftercare lol why'd you ask this is erasure of all the irl subs who are morally suspect. I see you💜

ok ok I got an appointment with my ortho on Thursday. I don't know if they can prescribe disease-modifying drugs with a positive CCP antibody test and no rheumatologist interpretation, but they've never passed up a chance to shoot glucocortids into my unsuspecting flesh (# flesh☺️)

we don't hear about the headaches and dizziness rheumatoid arthritis can cause 🫠🫠🫠 3 weeks until my rheumatologist comes back from vacation and I get my first course of treatmentq

Bsky is bad at #genAI discourse Operating a camera isn't art: Photography became art through everything else If you mislabel 500 pictures by hand & train a genAI to respond to queries in wrong ways that make a point, THAT is like photography Change your subject to make the camera see what you see

People miss how every step of the #Odyssey, Penelope is forced to be a host and 𝙊𝙙𝙮𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙪𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩! He is a guest to Polyphemus, a poor one! He steals food before demanding supplication to Zeus, protector of guests. The fatal flaw? Cyclopes are uncivilized as they don't make bread :)

some linguistics happening in real-time is the development of the Work-concept. "Emotional work" was a big step. If you can be skilled at it, it's work. At least sometimes. Doesn't matter if you do it to have fun or socialize, we can acknowledge those things can require work and work can be fun

Read a Tumblr post that went "problematic typing speed gap". Now trying to grapple with the fact that I WOULD feel weird dating a much slower typer. Yes, Hello, I am the person you made up as a joke, I promise it's not on purpose.

a partner is like luxury furniture that thinks of you the same way. "attraction" is an ad buzzword for that kinda greed ^ inner monologue of a 12yo kid who'll turn out aro/ace (optional extra: "there would be no attraction under communism. which is sad because my friends have lots of fun with it")

your virgin Evil Blade: corrupts you with bullshit mind control my chad Evil Blade: shows me the worst thing my victims have ever done, so I may never feel unjustified

gaslight, girlboss, gabapentin, god give me strength not to stumble into the trench of the subway tracks and assimilate into an underground culture of molemen

Tumblr discourse about "TMA/TME"(TransMisogyny Affected/Exempt) endures... 𝘌𝘹𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵 is what everyone finds issue with: Misogyny is a loaded gun. If it's pointed at someone else so you can feel safe, we call that privilege - a comforting 𝙡𝙞𝙚. You "count" as male/cis/white as long as society 𝗹𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

I must confess... I'd already found stuff to trivialise the game, I was just holding on so we could pass on together like two geriatric cancer patients (stage 4 personality cancer)

"oh your Schellong test results are fine, yeah your pulse rose by 38bpm you don't have orthostatic hypotension so you don't have POTS" ..."POTS specifically requires no orthostatic hypotension" [my doctor takes a break to Google it] "Huh. You're right. Hold on, let me Google a treatment."

In lieu of geAI I will shout image demands into the void JHEELCHAIR. WHEELCHAIR MADE OF JEANS. JHEESE. BIG WHEEL OF CHEDDAR CHEESE CUT OPEN TO REVEAL ITS MADE OF JEANS ON THE INSIDE. CHEELCHAIR. WHEELCHAIR BUT THE WHEELS ARE CHEESE. ... JHEDDAR JHEELCHAIR J JONAH JAMESSON

"can AI seem human" who cares "can AI feel love" what are you talking about "can AI become another child of Elon's that hates him" now you're cooking with rocket fuel he's definitely fuming about how "the radical left has captured so many institutions it's affecting Grok"

Isn't that how you do everything?

unblinded? :/ until they stuff the placebo parachute packs with cloth this means nothing

I've been doing such a good job causing autism and now they're giving vaccines all the credit

getting an eye for editing, call that the window to the soul of wit 😎 (I want to close the window it makes me feel bad)

There is NO class of person that is fully unable to acquire skills of any sort, if provided adequate support. Individual life histories are supremely complicated, but support plays a huge role, and we must never decide in a person's place that to even attempt so would be a waste.

Look up the idea of "ineducable" people and its history. The long-rejected idea that anyone, #autistic or else, is firmly "ineducable" is the core thrust of RFK's tirade. This is the detail that gets eugenics done. Don't share #RFK takedowns without defusing this bomb. #NotIneducable

I am a gondola 🚠 hook me up with that steel cable brother

You can also be born with an X chromosome and two Y chromosomes, in which case you're extremely unlikely to ever be tested :)

more jayvik home renovation #arcane #jayvik

Emma Frost ass hitbox

Greenland snubbed Vance because they knew what would happen. They tried to warn the pope but he was like "bro my Faith stat is so high I'll just tank it"

the boys are back in town because this is the time of year they return to lay their eggs

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