I’m moving to California!

Nothing to see here.

X out of Europe now. Amazon must pay an EU tax.

I have to tell a story about this. My great uncle, Jimmy Perrone, fought Hitler in WWII and then came back to our hometown and married Adeline Liguori, my grandfather’s sister. Adeline died of cancer in the early 1980s and Uncle Jim went through a depression. 1/x

There’s no question Trump is delusional. Either that or plain dumb. Or both.

Someone take Grandpa Mushbrain’s phone away.

DO YOU HAVE ANY TROPHIES OR AWARDS I CAN HAVE?

It seems that fraud is the crime to commit when Trump is President. Birds of a feather… inewsource.org/2026/01/16/t...

These are the real-world consequences of MAGA idiocy, writ large. 🧵 The Suicide Pact: What Happens the Moment We Touch Greenland… If the United States follows through on the threat to invade Greenland, we need to be crystal clear about what happens the next morning.

This is important. It's really not a laughing matter. It's very serious. He is compromised, in every direction, all at once. www.cnn.com/2026/01/16/p...

Whenever confronted by an ICE officer, always make sure you say "Take off the face diaper and let me see your face." I swear that'll get them right where it hurts.

Trump approval down to -13 in the RCP averages. Time for Insider Advantage to come out with some rubbish poll showing Trump +20.

This is Jesus, at work.

Ranked Choice Voting is in trouble in Alaska. Repeal is currently up by 10 points. Alaska Survey Research January 8-11, 2026 N=1,682 likely Alaska voters MOE +/-2.8% Q: In the November General election later this year, there will be a question that proposes the repeal of Ranked Choice Voting...

BLOCK THE FUCKERS @icegov.bsky.social

In breaking news from Planet Obvious...

Investigations of Walz and Frey ➡️ Insurrection Act ➡️ Martial law ➡️ Elections cancelled ➡️ Trump installed ARE YOU PROUD, REPUBLICANS? You are complicit in the destruction of this country. You all couldn't give a flying shit about the constitution. Someone hang this around Dan Sullivan's neck.

While Good was in her Honda Pilot, someone asked ICE officers if he could check her pulse. “No! Back up now!” an officer shouts. “I’m a physician” the man says, his hands in the air. “Can I go check a pulse?” ICE officer: “No! Back up! Now!” “I’m a physician!” ICE officer: “I DON'T CARE!”

Here are some Trump approval numbers from our recent Alaska Survey... Alaska Survey Research January 8-11, 2026 N=1,988 registered Alaska voters MOE +/-2.1% Q: Do you approve or disapprove of the job Donald Trump is doing as US President? Approve 41 Disapprove 49 (-8) Not sure 9

"Renee Good was still alive when ICE agents were blocking a physician from tending to her. New records from emergency responders obtained by The New York Times show that Good was not breathing but had an irregular pulse when local medics arrived at the scene... newrepublic.com/post/205373/...

Well, there’s a surprise.

Alaska Survey Research was preparing to field our latest survey last week, when it happened. Renee Good was shot and killed. Our survey shows that Alaskans don’t think her killing was justified. Alaska Survey Research February 8-11, 2026 N=2,132 Alaska adults MOE +/-2.0%

He's going to have to look at that Nobel the rest of his life and know he didn't win it. But Obama did.

Computes.

Oh Donnie... you didn't win it. Now, the FIFA Peace Prize... you won that one.

Hey, where are those $2,000 checks we're getting from the tariff money? Are those coming with the Trump health care plan?

Trump's word for word response to questioning about Iran... “We’re going to find out,” he told reporters. “I’ll find out after this. You’ll find out, but we’ve been told on good authority, and I hope it’s true. Who knows, right? Who knows. Crazy world.” He's not a serious man.

🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️

Tiny-fingered gangbanger!!

Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim

Alaska Survey Research Jan 11-13, 2025 ⬅️ LAST YEAR N=1,816 Alaska adults 18+ MOE=+/-2.3% Fielded: Text-to-web Q: Do you support or oppose the United States annexing or otherwise acquiring Greenland? Strongly support 16% Mildly support 16% Mildly oppose 7% Strongly oppose 35% No opinion 27%

Oh good, another one.

Hey, AI slop merchants… way to ruin tai chi for everyone.

The fight for fish, family, freedom is a fight worth having! 🐟❤️🇺🇸 Alaskans want someone who will put Alaska first, and I’m running to fix the rigged system in DC that’s shutting down our state. We’re going to win this fight, but only with your help: secure.actblue.com/donate/soc-j...

TJ Sabula has made a quarter mil in two days. He's good.

You wonder why they don't just shoot her in the face and start a givesendgo...

This is so fucked up. I hate these people.

No shit. People know this.

👇🏽

I think we're supposed to be listening to Sascha Riley.

It’s so stupid… Trump slaps tariffs on China. China reciprocates. Canada then removes tariffs with China. China reciprocates. How do think things go from there, MAGA? You geniuses.

I think “go fuck yourself” is in the mix.

Trump bitching about Iran killing protesters… is the height of 2026 irony.

THIS

100% of ICE agents are assholes. That's not an opinion, it's a poll result.

A teenage boy was walking home in Minneapolis yesterday when four masked men jumped out of a van & questioned him - with no parent or guardian present. He was bundled into the van & taken away. Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?” I don’t know how America comes back from all this.

The fact that Mary Peltola has a 35% negative among Alaska Natives is mind-boggling to me. It should be 90-10.

Boycott those Ford fuckers until TJ gets put back on the job! www.gofundme.com/f/tj-sabula-...

Dude, the only rapist who needs arresting is in the White House.