my feed needs to stop showing me cats who are looking for homes in my area cause i would absolutely snap them all up if i could and my self restraint is fading by the day

i'm so broke for christmas can i just give everyone a coupon for 1 (one) handmade thing to be redeemed at a later date

finished the moth! brightens up my dingy beige walls quite nicely pattern by @badstitch.bsky.social #crossstitch #xstitch

one of my colleagues - the person who is regarded as the holy grail of what we do - not only asked me for help but gave me a really great compliment in the process and honestly is it too extra if i print and frame it (not at work that would be weird)

should probably start posting crafts on my craft account huh so here #wipwednesday working on this smol moth pattern by @badstitch.bsky.social hoorah #crossstitch #xstitch

existing in a very isolated corner of the internet leads to being very surprised and also suspicious when more than one person follows you at a time what brought you here at the same time, random people?

i'm sick of my playlists how do you find music you like in this day and age

you ever see a meme that's absolutely perfect for a friend but they stopped talking to you 6 years ago so you don't know if you should send it or not

time for my weekly cry before work still hoping therapy will start feeling helpful one day but that day is probably not today

who the fuck edited this book

my socks fit!!!

why is it whenever i try to do the Right Thing it turns into a whole ass situation like i never should have tried please i was just trying to help

if i had a penny for every time someone thought i was from yorkshire i'd have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

hold up we can't even dm anyone unless we do the age verification thing? good thing no one wants to talk to me

i can't get any more tattoos so figured i should probably start donating blood turns out one of the medications i'm on makes me ineligible depression hurts everyone folks

i feel bad when people deliver food to my house cause i have to ask who its for and they think they have the wrong place like no you have the right house just none of my seven housemates ever answer the fucking door so i'm basically their second mailman

we're having problems with our shower and its supposed to be replaced next week the maintenance guy who last came to inspect it showed up today and let himself in with no warning from the letting agent i wonder how many people have let themselves into our house without us knowing

the wonder wheel has spoken starting this tonight

I FORGOT WHAT HOOK I WAS USING FOR THIS PROJECT

had to take the day off work cause i fucked up my wrist but there's nothing i can actually do with only one hand so its a bit shit really

trans pride might get rained off tomorrow but i spent my weekend panic crocheting these sleeves and will not let them go to waste

god i can't wait for this week to be over i know the idea of days and weeks are utterly arbitrary and have no actual impact on the passing of time or the impact of events on any person but the appearance of a fresh start and some sort of delineation after what has been an awful time would be great

wow i was uncontactable for 12 hours and it made zero difference to my life

hit number 47 on my read all of stephen king's works list do i go straight to 48 or take a break with someone else

conversation today reminded me of this little babe i made back when i finished things #crochet

hopped on the kindle decorating train think i need more gay stickers

me on a daily basis

my mum is the worst damn communicator she'll facetime me every week and we'll sit in silence while she watches reality tv then she'll suddenly drop a nugget like 'your grans been discharged from hospital' like when was she ever fucking IN hospital in the first place

so what if all of bob kratchett's kids had been healthy scrooge wouldn't have given a shit?

this sock will be the death of me

you ever interact with a company and want to organise their mailing lists

turned the corner to go to the store and had Shining experience two blond girls, identical dresses, identical bikes directly facing me all you need's a hallway

finally finished this bobbly cat blanket i've had sat around for months #crochet

anyone have a field i can stand in the middle of and scream

wanted to craft while i watched tv but couldn't decide what project to pick up its now two hours later and no crafting has been done

I LEFT MY HEADPHONES IN THE OFFICE

finally have motivation but i'm 200 miles away from my projects typical

i missed cats

four years progress on this crochet blanket might be finished in the next 30 years but probably not

if three people said beetlejuice at the same time would that count?