I hope you fucking choke

So down bad

It okay, you have a little crush, get over it

Damn, I didn’t know you were paying that much attention to my ass

I’d not

Useless cunt

Darling you are the one that follows me like a shadow— she rolls her eyes, letting herself fall down on the couch— you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

Oh, baby, stop projecting— she grins, more like smirks— I wouldn’t touch you with a stick, although the obsession you seem to have with me is well known by everyone

Jealous? Jealous of who?— she smirks, stepping onto the table— of the mudblood you totally didn’t fuck?

And the bed was said to be screeching so loud that even poor Peeves got scared!— she grins, walking around the common room

You are the one who fucked him though

Why would I? I didn’t start this —she did—

I can’t believe she fucked a mudblood

That’s not what’s heard around the castle

—there are other books to read—

Minding your own business by— using her hands as megaphone— FUCKING A MUDBLOOD

Boredom will do that, which is better than what you’ve done

@carrowscrow.bsky.social bitch

Counting Ravenclaws as fast as she can, thankful for the lists they have

DIEEEEEE

Let it die let it die

It would make my day

You should sleep. Forever.

No one would guess so, hearing those crunchy joints

Old fuck

—it would be so easy to cause chaos around her. So, so easy—

—Oh, but she’s so tempted to cause chaos. So, so tempted—

—waves—

Ah, there goes my peace

Look at that, another quiet, peaceful Sunday.

EHEHEHEHEHEHE

-She will not kill her, but she will do something worse: interrupt her by throwing a baked bean covered toast at her face as she speaks. Kleio does not know what's better, the sudden silence or the way the piece of mushy bread slowly slides down her face, leaving a trail of red sauce behind -

Yeah, go on and use it on yourself, do us all a favour

At least mine does not have a thing for slurping the Dark Lord's balls every morning for breakfast in search of any self worth he might find

If I wanted a fucking monster to adopt me, I would send a letter asking your parents

Then end our fucking suffering and jump off the astronomy towerrrrrrrrrrr

Not only are you stupid but also blind? C'mon bitch, pick a struggle

I didn't do shit you paraplegic cunt

Like she almost did yesterday after walking proved to be too difficult for her non existent fucking brain?

Hopefully she will choke on her fucking breakfast

Good morning you bunch of cunts I hope you all have a terrible day

Go choke

ℌ𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨, 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥

Of course you don’t get it. Cast pearls before swine

Girl you are the one following me. I know I’ve got a great ass, great face and great brain but get a hold of yourself.

I get it, I’d be depressed too if I had you as a daughter

Yes. They’re perfect.

Too touchy for you?

Girl the mirror is not the only one. If your parent ever told you they loved you, which I really hope they weren’t that evil: they were lying

Yes I do, but I get why you don’t. If I had to see that amalgamation of shit you call a face every morning when I wake up, I would honestly just jump off the astronomy tower. You are so brave girly, should have been sorted into Gryffindor, although that would make the Weasley siblings look pretty.