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🎙️ APPLICATION RESULTS 🎙️ All application results have been sent! Please be sure to check your email used in the application. Thank you everyone for so much interest in this project!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 And with that, we're done! Or at least, with our introductory broadcast. Let's not forget, we've also got a crazy special show waiting in the wings! All we need to do now is assemble our team. CONTRIBUTOR APPLICATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! Keep an eye on your email for results!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 We'll be off the air soon! But don't go just yet. We have quite the variety show to play for you as we do our final countdown! APPS CLOSE AT 11:59 PM PST TODAY! DON'T MISS OUT ON THE BIGGEST CELEBRATION OF THE RADIO MAN THIS SIDE OF NEW ORLEANS!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 When it comes to finding a killer, the first 48 hours can make or break a case. And it looks like we might have one lurking in the bayou! We're off to get the latest scoop, but why don't you take a look at our other offerings while you wait? TWO DAYS LEFT TO APPLY!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 We found a job opening looking for a triple threat: an amazing voice, snappy dance moves, and... good at wielding a knife? What? While we puzzle over this one, why don't you check out our applications? THREE DAYS LEFT TO APPLY!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 A new season is nearly upon us! And with it will come Alastor's backstory. Why not get in on a celebration of all that he once was? CONTRIBUTOR APPS CLOSE IN JUST ONE WEEK! APPLY TODAY!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Here's the sugar on the cream, we have one more guest to join our team! She's going to be amazing, that's the tea! Please put your hands together for the incredible @CorvinusKrah.bsky.social! We're so excited to have her! APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN! APPLY NOW!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 A reminder to all: you only need ONE sample of human Alastor in your portfolio in order to fulfill our app requirements! Don't delay, we have a show to put on!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Salutations! Good to be back on the air. And we've got a hell of a lineup just for you! But we also have some room left for people interested in joining our broadcast. So what are you waiting for? TWO WEEKS LEFT TO APPLY!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 It's time for a commercial break! So kick back and grab a drink. Whoa there, though! You're only allowed to drink if you're at least 21 years old here in New Orleans! And what a coincidence, that's also how many days you have left to apply! APPLICATIONS CLOSE IN 3 WEEKS!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Is our zine as strong as we purport, or is it based on our support? We'd be powerless without our guest artists! So allow us to present @debergerac.bsky.social, who will be bringing our radio guy to life through delicious, delicious art!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 We have a dream we wish to tell... about the radio guy before he met that charming demon belle! And who better to portray our handsome radio man than our guest artist, @itsarri.bsky.social? She'll dress him up in amazing wicked smiles! Apps are open!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Who needs the busboy now that you've got the chef? Actually, we do! That's why we got our guest artist, @iya061005060716.bsky.social to bring the heat to Alastor's kitchen! Let's give them a warm applause! Our applications are now open!! Apply by October 17th!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 And we are on air in 3... 2... 1... Applications are LIVE! You have until October 17th to impress us with your skills. Don't delay, else you might find yourself pushing up daisies!

🎵 Q&A 🎵 We're pleased as punch that all of you are so excited for our zine! That said, we know there are lots of questions about it! So we decided to release an interest check Q&A so you can go into our application period fully informed. Come take a gander!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Tune those dials, folks! Applications for Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine open in just ONE MORE DAY! Don't touch that knob, or you'll miss your shot at being live on air!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Looks like you could use some help from the merch boss of Hell herself! Check out our guest merch artist, @lululamb.bsky.social! She's going to bring some five star, flawless, greater than great human Alastor merch to our zine! APPLICATIONS OPEN SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Testing, testing! Is this mic on? We have an important announcement to make! Just TWO DAYS before contributor apps open for our zine! Don't miss becoming a part of an absolutely riveting radio broadcast!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 So the radio guy is here in town, why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, we've got good news! Our first guest, @rillyrillo.bsky.social, is ready to draw the scoop on him! APPLICATIONS OPEN SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 You're tuning in to New Orleans' hit music station. And boy do we have news for you! In just three days, we're going to run a special piece on the dreaded Bayou Butcher! What does this mean? Stay tuned to find out... APPLICATIONS OPEN ON SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Well, would you look at that? We just have another seven days before we start welcoming people to the station! You know what that means! Earmark your calendars, because once we get moving, there's no stopping! APPLICATIONS OPEN ON SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Thank you so much for 100 responses to our interest check! We are pleased to announce that Playing Human will be a physical zine with physical merch. Apps will open on Sept 19! Stay tuned for guest announcements, mod intros, IC results, Q&A, and more!

Last day to fill this out! Show us what amazing things you want to see honoring our favorite bayou butcher!!

📰 BREAKING NEWS 📰 There's a new zine in town and it's all about Alastor, the Radio... Human!? What a surprise! We'd sure appreciate you taking a couple minutes to fill out the Interest Check! Anything from formats, merch, to guests, just let us know. Link below!