🎙️PREORDER COUNTDOWN🎙️ Yowza! That broadcast was the bee's knees! Say, how 'bout we take a quick break, then start back up with some jazz? You've got five minutes! Wait a minute, isn't there something else to do with the number five? Pre-orders close in 5 DAYS!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 We heard a rumor about a ghost haunting the local bayou! What do you think it's doing out there? Maybe yearning for a love long lost? Or perhaps there's a more sinister intention there... Let's get @spookiism.bsky.social to show off their art while we go swamp stalking!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 This radio host is so gorgeous, he's practically statuesque! We know you're here for that, so it's our honor to feature the beautiful work of @iya061005060716.bsky.social! Get ready to drool over our zine!

🎙️PREORDER COUNTDOWN🎙️ You know what we think Alastor should add to his repertoire? A weekly weather report! We'll want to know everything from when it's best to go swimming to when we might get some acid rain this afternoon! Wait, what!? Pre-orders close in ONE WEEK!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Say, you wanna know about one of Alastor's greatest skills? That's right! It's looking pretty! And we don't have anyone prettier looking than the way @kailovescoffe.bsky.social draws him! Find this beautiful art in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Sorry, can you repeat that? We're a little bit distracted, as you can see. How can we not be? The amazing @sqdink.bsky.social made us a very tasty treat to, uh... admire. From afar! Yes! Find it in Playing Dirty!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 We love ourselves a nice cuppa tea when we're gossiping about that handsome radio host! And we're glad to say @teacupspill.bsky.social thinks so too! Find their beautiful art in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! The guy who liked to walk around with a knife and smelling like blood turns out to be a serial killer! Who'dathunk? Well, let's not keep this scoop waiting! @missgeneric.bsky.social wrote us a wonderful article all about our killer!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Alastor's a man that can light up a room, whether it's a party or a sketchy shack in the woods! And no person can capture that better than the fabulous @/_ilovemyeagles! Find their comic in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Alastor is a man so delicious, we can't help but wanna munch on him! So isn't it fitting that we know what his favorite dishes are too? @/munchmuffins wrote a wonderful article about that! Find it in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 They say there were some strange noises in the woods last night. What do you think that was? Well, we're not about let this scoop go! So let's get @rozelith.bsky.social to show us what all of that was about! Check out their piece for Playing Dirty!

🎙️PREORDER COUNTDOWN🎙️ How many more days do you have left to get the most fabulous, fascinating bundle of book and merch this side of New Orleans? The same amount of stabs it takes to down a man and make the blood sing! Don't ask us how we know... Pre-orders are open for just 2 MORE WEEKS!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 We're all about safety here, so stay tuned for a feature! Please keep your arms and legs inside the summoning circle at all times, and watch out for the fire! @momorningstar.bsky.social is an expert in all of that! Find their art in Playing Dirty!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Oh, what's this? A bouquet? For us! Wow! We've never seen roses this color before! And they have such an interesting smell. What do you think it is? @rozelith.bsky.social probably has a good idea! Find their amazing art in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 What's that in the water? Smells kinda funny... a little iron, a little copper... oh! That must be that new energy drink the apothecary's peddling! While we go grab some, let's get @debergerac.bsky.social to show off their beautiful art! Find it in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 We've featured a lot in our zine so far! Gorgeous art, captivating writing, what more could you ask for? How 'bout we take a gander at the comic by @momorningstar.bsky.social? Find it in our zine!

♫⋆｡♪ STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKED ♫⋆｡♪ What is the purpose of our zine, you might ask? To unmask Alastor and show him off in all his glory! And we have no better artist to portray that than @samzikei.bsky.social! This beautiful keychain shall be added to ALL FULL AND MERCH ONLY BUNDLES!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Why are we hosting this broadcast? Because we want to showcase our love for human Alastor to the Max! @boca-al-lupo.bsky.social loves him so much, they did page art AND a collaboration! Find them in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 What's this now? The gossip rags are claiming our favorite radio host is a serial killer!? We think that's quite contrary! In fact, let's showcase the art by the talented @judy-pleiadi-art.bsky.social so you can see what we mean!

𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ PRE-ORDERS EXTENDED 𓍢ִ໋⨾𝄞 We've heard you loud and clear, folks! You want more of your favorite radio host! Well, who are we to deny his biggest fans? PRE-ORDERS ARE EXTENDED UNTIL MAY 31ST! playinghuman.bigcartel.com #alastor #alastorradiodemon #hazbinhotelalastor #humanalastor #hazbinhotel

🎙️GIVEAWAY WINNER🎙️ Hello? Testing? Is this thing on? We’re here to announce the winner of the full bundle giveaway! Congratulations to @storm397.bsky.social! Please contact us by Wednesday, May 13 to claim your prize!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Oh, you want to see more from Playing Dirty? Well, better come with something to tie up your hair, because you'll need it when Alastor's done with you! This gorgeous art by @irimiel.bsky.social is just one of the works featured!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Who said there's no such thing as friends in Hell? Alastor did? Oh... well, maybe we'll just have to agree to disagree. Because we need to scream and cry over the beautiful collaboration @magnus-mages.bsky.social created for our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 There's just something about a long walk in the woods at night, with nothing but the birds and trees to witness you, that's just so peaceful! Adds a bit of levity, don't you think? @levtuve.bsky.social certainly thinks so! Find their art in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 There's nothing like a tall glass of bourbon and a gorgeous voice to make the laedees swoon all day long! Just ask @kerwoe.bsky.social! Their snappy, colorful art is featured in our zine!

𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ STRETCH GOALS 𓍢ִ໋⨾𝄞 You want more from Alastor? Well, we do too! That's why we asked the fabulous @samzikei.bsky.social to help us with another stretch goal! Who is the man behind the mask? Get us to 250 orders to find out! Applies to Full & Merch Bundles!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 We have such amazing artists in our zine, you'd think their hands were magic! So who can blame us when we say that @irimiel.bsky.social put a spell on us? Find their art in our zine!

🎹 SHARE GOAL 🎹 Well, would you look at that? You've spread the good word of our favorite radio host, which means we ought to celebrate! ALL PHYSICAL BUNDLES shall receive an A5 print of our cover and die-cut sticker! Stay tuned for more!

🎙️ FULL BUNDLE GIVEAWAY 🎙️ EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! Local radio station hosts generous giveaway! That's right, folks! Step right up for your chance to receive a FREE FULL BUNDLE! Rules and regulations in the feature image!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 As a zine, we want to explore all parts of Alastor's human years! From the reason why he smiles to his hometown of New Orleans to his horribly tragic past... wait, what? @pixsistixs.bsky.social wrote something about that. Find their writing in our zine and get ready to cry!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Ooh, what's that smell? Someone's in the kitchen, and it smells AMAZING! Let's see what @deerlydepart.bsky.social is cooking up for our zine! You won't wanna miss this!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Alastor's a man who doesn't smile just for anyone! We heard he reserves his true smiles for someone truly special. What makes a person special? Maybe it's in their blood somewhere... @FurbanLegend.bsky.social takes a gander at this in Playing Dirty!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Where's Alastor, you might ask? He headed into the woods! Just turn around and walk towards the south, as the crow flies! Which crow? @CorvinusKrah.bsky.social, of course! Find their work in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 What do you like most in New Orleans? Its music? Its people? It's food? Yes, but also, let's scream about the architecture! In fact, why don't we get @luuz0r.bsky.social to give us a tour? Maybe we'll find a loveable radio hosts along the way... find their art in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Alastor's all about sugar, he's all about spice, and... oh. Maybe murder isn't so nice? Well, if you want to see something nice, head over to @millenniumfae.bsky.social and see what spice they cooked up! Find their art in Playing Dirty!

🎹 SHARE GOAL 🎹 Five seasons, you say!? We should celebrate! So how about a challenge!? Get this post to 50 RTs and 100 likes to earn a free print of our cover by @rosariabec.bsky.social and a die-cut sticker by @huskermoth.bsky.social for ALL PHYSICAL BUNDLES! Don't hesitate!

♫⋆｡♪ STRETCH GOAL UNLOCKED ♫⋆｡♪ You want red? Well, let's paint the town in it! To honor our favorite radio host, @kuroreim.bsky.social created a beautiful red chrome plated enamel pin! It'll be added to FULL and MERCH ONLY bundles! Stay tuned for more!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 With a voice so beautiful, you can bet that Alastor has us at his bec and call! So when he asked for more beautiful art to capture him, @rosariabec.bsky.social answered! Find their art in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 We've got all kinds of writing in our zine! From scripts to stories to... letters? Wait, who is Alastor writing to? You'll need to find out what @FurbanLegend.bsky.social captured in the piece they made for us! Find it in our zine!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 Hello, it's nice to meet you! Can you tell us a bit about yourself? Oh? You're a huge fan of that silly radio guy? Well, we are too! And wouldn't you know it, so is @duhaeriss.bsky.social! They've made a beautiful rendition of Alastor for our zine! Find it in our pages!

🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 We aren't just here for canon, you know. There are AUs in our zine as well! And boy do we have a beautiful one for you! We are honored to feature the amazing writing of @smuttyboots.bsky.social in our zine!

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🎷 CONTRIBUTOR PREVIEW 🎷 What do we love most about Alastor's human form? His curls? His eyes? His teeth? His hands? Let's ask @itsarri.bsky.social! They captured our attention and now we can't stop staring! Find their beautiful rendition of Alastor in our zine!