🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 This is but one of the legends of which people speak... the story of the radio guy and his mysterious trips to the bayou. Want to know more? Then let's ask @FurbanLegend.bsky.social to share them! Find their writing in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 Alastor's asking us for help! So let's put our boots on and get to work. Which boots, you ask? How 'bout our favorite, @smuttyboots.bsky.social! While we go into that totally-not-sus bayou, you should go read their amazing writing in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 It's time to cut to commercial! But there's something in the sky? AN AURORA IN LOUISIANA!? Where did that come from!? Well, let's get @duhaeriss.bsky.social to draw it before it disappears! And while you're at it, find their art in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 Wanna know a fun fact? A group of crows is called a murder! And no better person to capture everything about our favorite serial murd-erm... radio host than @/Luuz0r! Find their beautiful page art in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 Looks like we're in for some acid rain this afternoon... uh-oh! Quick, someone find a blanket to protect all the merch. We don't want @millenniumfae.bsky.social's beautiful work to go to waste! Find their merch in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 Everyone knows the best page in the newspaper is the comics! So of course, we only asked for the best artists to draw those! @chiarty.bsky.social is one of our panel masters! Find their comic in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 You know what they say! A rose by any other name's just as sweet... or stabby! Wait, is that okay to say On Air? Let's ask @andierose.bsky.social to make sure we're saying only good things! Find writing in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 Quick, turn on the radio! We don't want to miss the show! Which channel? Let's try... @666ApplesFM.bsky.social! While we wait for the next song, let's enjoy their beautiful art! Find their work in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 It's been a long day and I need a drink and some beautiful art with it! Wrapping up our guest lineup is the glorious @CorvinusKrah.bsky.social, with amazing page art! Grab a glass of Sezerac and enjoy their beautiful work in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 What does Alastor do in his free time? We're not sure, but whatever he's doing, we hope he's painting the town red! Let's ask @debergerac.bsky.social to show us what he does in their beautiful art! Find their page art AND merch in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRI 19TH!

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 You know what this show needs? A beautiful Arri-a to catch some ears. Our page artist guest, @/itsarri.bsky.social has us all singing one hell of a tune! Find their beautiful art in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🔪CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Ayiyi! Where did all our advertisement go!? We need to get more listeners on this show if we want to avoid getting stabbed. Quick, someone find @iya061005060716.bsky.social and beg them for something beautiful! Find their art in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

🩸Are you ready to eat ?🩸 Teaser of my piece for the Human Alastor fanzine ➡️ @playinghumanzine.bsky.social #debergeracart #hazbinhotel #alastor #humanalastor #blood

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪 What are we doing here, you might ask? We're just trying to show how much we love Alastor! He's a rilly , rilly fun guy! Don't believe us? Ask our page artist guest, @rillyrillo.bsky.social! Find their beautiful art in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

Oh no he’s hot

🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHTS🔪 Is this mic on? We're ready to introduce our featured creators! Let's kick things off by first reintroducing our guests! First off, put your hands together for our merch guest, @lululamb.bsky.social! Find their merch in our zine! PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!

Oh dear. Looks like someone's insecure, pursuing allure, and trying to join yet another fad. Ha! He'll never succeed in this format.

These applications are sloppy. Just like your ability to raise your daughter!

Have yourself a very merry little winter holiday and a happy new year! Just remember, the greatest gift you can give someone is a smile! (Audio from Amir Talai singing Alastor's favorite holiday song!) Special thanks to @anxitea.bsky.social for the art!

Yes. Vox Populi. I’m glad you agree that the people want to pop your head off and lie you in the nearest ditch. Though they’d have to dig quite a deep one to hold all the hot air you keep blowing out! Perhaps you and @goldenangelzine.bsky.social ought to consider flying off of socials for a bit?

Of course, Sir. Nothing like tacky circus drivel to push the mind further into extinction! Though I believe our listeners would much rather prefer a proper soundtrack to listen to. I'm sure you and @newerazine.bsky.social can combine your pathetic egos into something meaningful eventually!

Should we leave your interest check be? Perhaps. Will we? No. Do we enjoy poking holes in both of your delusions of adequacy? Most definitely!

What’s this now? The clout-chasing mediocre video podcaster wants to join the zine game as well? HA! We don’t anticipate it doing anything but falling short of expectations. Perhaps @goldenangelzine.bsky.social ought to come give them a few pointers in that?

Wanna know what our amazing contributors talk about when it isn’t the beautiful man that is human Alastor? Check out the starter pack here! go.bsky.app/3qAi7XU

🎙️ CONTRIBUTOR LINEUP 🎙️ EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! The Human Alastor zine has managed to gather some brilliant creators! We are very excited to showcase 36 incredible artists, merch artists, and writers who will work hard to bring Alastor's human form to life! Check them out! 🧵

#hazbinhotels2spoilers Oh no. He’s hot.

🎙️ APPLICATION RESULTS 🎙️ All application results have been sent! Please be sure to check your email used in the application. Thank you everyone for so much interest in this project!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 And with that, we're done! Or at least, with our introductory broadcast. Let's not forget, we've also got a crazy special show waiting in the wings! All we need to do now is assemble our team. CONTRIBUTOR APPLICATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! Keep an eye on your email for results!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 We'll be off the air soon! But don't go just yet. We have quite the variety show to play for you as we do our final countdown! APPS CLOSE AT 11:59 PM PST TODAY! DON'T MISS OUT ON THE BIGGEST CELEBRATION OF THE RADIO MAN THIS SIDE OF NEW ORLEANS!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 When it comes to finding a killer, the first 48 hours can make or break a case. And it looks like we might have one lurking in the bayou! We're off to get the latest scoop, but why don't you take a look at our other offerings while you wait? TWO DAYS LEFT TO APPLY!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 We found a job opening looking for a triple threat: an amazing voice, snappy dance moves, and... good at wielding a knife? What? While we puzzle over this one, why don't you check out our applications? THREE DAYS LEFT TO APPLY!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 A new season is nearly upon us! And with it will come Alastor's backstory. Why not get in on a celebration of all that he once was? CONTRIBUTOR APPS CLOSE IN JUST ONE WEEK! APPLY TODAY!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Here's the sugar on the cream, we have one more guest to join our team! She's going to be amazing, that's the tea! Please put your hands together for the incredible @CorvinusKrah.bsky.social! We're so excited to have her! APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN! APPLY NOW!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 A reminder to all: you only need ONE sample of human Alastor in your portfolio in order to fulfill our app requirements! Don't delay, we have a show to put on!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Salutations! Good to be back on the air. And we've got a hell of a lineup just for you! But we also have some room left for people interested in joining our broadcast. So what are you waiting for? TWO WEEKS LEFT TO APPLY!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 It's time for a commercial break! So kick back and grab a drink. Whoa there, though! You're only allowed to drink if you're at least 21 years old here in New Orleans! And what a coincidence, that's also how many days you have left to apply! APPLICATIONS CLOSE IN 3 WEEKS!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Is our zine as strong as we purport, or is it based on our support? We'd be powerless without our guest artists! So allow us to present @debergerac.bsky.social, who will be bringing our radio guy to life through delicious, delicious art!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 We have a dream we wish to tell... about the radio guy before he met that charming demon belle! And who better to portray our handsome radio man than our guest artist, @itsarri.bsky.social? She'll dress him up in amazing wicked smiles! Apps are open!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Who needs the busboy now that you've got the chef? Actually, we do! That's why we got our guest artist, @iya061005060716.bsky.social to bring the heat to Alastor's kitchen! Let's give them a warm applause! Our applications are now open!! Apply by October 17th!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 And we are on air in 3... 2... 1... Applications are LIVE! You have until October 17th to impress us with your skills. Don't delay, else you might find yourself pushing up daisies!

🎵 Q&A 🎵 We're pleased as punch that all of you are so excited for our zine! That said, we know there are lots of questions about it! So we decided to release an interest check Q&A so you can go into our application period fully informed. Come take a gander!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Tune those dials, folks! Applications for Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine open in just ONE MORE DAY! Don't touch that knob, or you'll miss your shot at being live on air!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Looks like you could use some help from the merch boss of Hell herself! Check out our guest merch artist, @lululamb.bsky.social! She's going to bring some five star, flawless, greater than great human Alastor merch to our zine! APPLICATIONS OPEN SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Testing, testing! Is this mic on? We have an important announcement to make! Just TWO DAYS before contributor apps open for our zine! Don't miss becoming a part of an absolutely riveting radio broadcast!

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 So the radio guy is here in town, why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, we've got good news! Our first guest, @rillyrillo.bsky.social, is ready to draw the scoop on him! APPLICATIONS OPEN SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 You're tuning in to New Orleans' hit music station. And boy do we have news for you! In just three days, we're going to run a special piece on the dreaded Bayou Butcher! What does this mean? Stay tuned to find out... APPLICATIONS OPEN ON SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Well, would you look at that? We just have another seven days before we start welcoming people to the station! You know what that means! Earmark your calendars, because once we get moving, there's no stopping! APPLICATIONS OPEN ON SEPT 19TH!