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UTTER

what in the elon musk?

getting into the shower: terrible, annoying being in the shower: glorious, amazing getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying

my creative process

Monday

An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”

Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'

This has to go wrong at least once a day

It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.

“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever

Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka

Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka

trying out a new catchphrase

Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing

Happy #IWD

left my screenplay unattended in soho

think my watch is broken

by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills

A little comic about desire paths.

Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

@davedye1.bsky.social The sincerest flattery

I’m so tired

lads, I don’t want to be rash but I think this year is a flop, let’s just sack it off and start 2026 now

unfortunately the snow can’t settle in London because property prices are too high

tree botherer

out of office: on

accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm

don't forget to do your timeskeets

left my airpods at home it’s just me and the voices now

well that’s me convinced

went to a gig last night and my overriding feeling is that we’ve made phone battery life too long

the amount of push notifications I’ve received from the bad place this last week is… telling

the whiskers on this girl

still thinking about the christmas card my daughter made 2 years ago

finished my advent calendar already

doomscrolling the weather app

"The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

I was not prepared for this trailer wtf? www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PG...

Massive away win for the little fella.

finished my advent calendar already

go home football, you're drunk

ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PSA: If you are lucky enough to be able to buy someone a games console this Christmas, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE *before you wrap it up* unbox it, turn it on, and get the software updated. Servers will be busy on Christmas Day. Get ahead of them now and enjoy your day x

Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathon Bonathon Jovi

happy report spam day to all who celebrate

got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE

My favourite insult

Life in my 20s 🤝 Life in my 40s

Opening more to rebalance the universe.