Holy fuck splatoon community, yall need to grow up like wth

New zooka nerf unmentioned in patch notes, popping zooka causes a 1 in 5 random chance of zooka doing no damage and causing you to immediately disconnect, I'm very interested to see how this affects top level comps and strategies moving foward. #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #WiperCantGetAWinistg

Currently charging my phone on a gas station slots machine that is being used by the guy next to me

The world isn't ready for what I'm about to do with Splatoon mouse controls... this is what I've been grinding Valorant for over the past 3 years...

Hey all! LUTI hype is building right now, which is great! But I wanted to give some insight into why it may not be the best tourney for EVERY team/player to join right now. Please share this around! #compsplatoon docs.google.com/document/d/1...

people of bluesky, of comp splatoon, I am currently in a debate with someone about the role of a bamboo. I need everyone's opinions. is bamboo a: MIDLINE or BACKLINE #compsplatoon

yeah my x powers for this season are cooked

i love winning 4/5 tower placements in jp x and placing in 1991.2 ...

Hi All! Making a statement today regarding this: bsky.app/profile/autu... First off, I have been crashing the fuck out for the past few days over this. I have been holding back, AND AM ACTIVELY STILL HOLDING BACK, from making posts over this topic.

As captain of "Guess What!?", I'd like to share a document regarding Lila's claims. If you've seen posts mentioning me or our team, please give this a read. If you have zero context, sorry that this became bigger than expected. docs.google.com/document/d/1... #compsplatoon @lilalychi.bsky.social

Hey I’m Mugsy, the minor in question [16], originally I wasn’t gonna speak until the document was posted but the way @lilalychi is handling this whole situation is honestly ridiculous.

CHAT... I JUST GOT GOLD BANNER... ON MY FIRST ROLL OF THE NEW SEASON... WTF THIS IS WHY I GAMBLE... PROVING THE HATERS OUT HERE WRONG GAMBLING IS GOOD GO SPEND YOUR MONEY YOUNG ONES GO GO GO

if I could press left on the d pad to say "PAINT THE FUCKING ZONE YOU BUMBLING IDIOTS" i would #splatoon3 #compsplatoon

as a kid, I yearned for the mines (@hspl.bsky.social what are you cooking)

3rd in SOS hammerhead bracket? Let's go? Good result w? #compsplatoon

HOLY WHAT... I FEEL LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHED WIPER PLAYER NOW... TYSM @wiperpropaganda.bsky.social #compsplatoon

You know you're broke as hell when you get a dr pepper for lunch 😭

if i had a nickel for every time i had a nickel i would spend it

yo if anyone knows zechrad can yall ping tf outta them they are NOT showing up for this sq set and we got 3 mins left til other team takes set😭

Attending one of my college classes for the first time in 2 weeks, am I cooked?

Just came over from twitter, screw that place, time to make some banger twee- wait.