good boy, new thong

forever trying to be a bigger boy

one thing I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older, EVERYONE is horny

I get being frustrated by what the fat Cheeto fuck is doing but to act surprised? lol we all knew this was the end of our government, let’s not act surprised

ignore the dirty mirror, focus on the peach #humpday

decided to sign up for a strip tease contest so I can make $150 🤷🏻‍♂️…will keep yall updated

Enough thoughtful posts, back to being a good boy

This

There should be a ‘Purge’ like instance in our society, but instead of no laws everyone just gets drunk and pours their heart out and says what’s on their mind with no inhibitions, and people can *drunkenly* talk through things and release the emotional beast that’s inside them :)

I just hope this stops other Neo-Nazis from actively expressing their *objectively wrong* opinions to the masses in public 👏🏼

Is anyone else’s immediate response to a hot guy talking to you just mentally planning out an entire future together…or…?

Happy Monday (from the back)

Feeling a ‘Panic! At the Disco’ binge listen creeping up on me…

watching the original Blade just for the opening bloodbath rave scene 🔥

Taco bell ordered, Uber in route…life is good

I just think this is a really neat photo and so I wanna share it with you all 🥹

yall, im actually being social and making friends 🥹 (came to this conclusion after being invited to exactly 1 pregame)

I do some of my best work in that 1-2 second window while making eye contact with a man 😌

th(ong)ursday

Update: he’s vers

having an ass picture in your profile and then claiming top is diabolical

Outfit Unlocked: Laundry Day

It was a fun time and he is a pokemon nerd so that was even better

you know you’re at a gay pool when people bring back up speedos

pray for me that I don’t make a fool of myself while working out with a gym crush of mine for the first time today 🤌🏼

“Can you turn this up please Mr. Uber Driver” *Frank Sinatra: Ive got you under my skin*

new undies, pls don’t slip 🍌

I quite literally got a chub when my cookies that I ordered arrived

if anyone wants to get me the teamm8 micro briefs I keep seeing ads for all over my insta id love you forever 🥺

ok, I def have a future in massage work 👏🏼

happy happy sunday

just cooking dinner don’t mind me

Discovered my Pup persona this weekend Meet Scrappy 🐶

creek adventures 👏🏼

Finding amazing people >>> 😁 Finding amazing people that live in a different state <<< 🥺

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Wishing you all a happy Friday ⚡️

now taking clients 😇

Happy Wednesday Y’all

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am I getting ready to go out…or go to bed? Who knows

Of course while im stuffing my face with subway, 2 crushes of mine approach me on the street. Fml

The way I evacuated the club to get McDonald’s…food>men every fucking time

If anyone in the DMV area is interested in 1 on 1 stretching and massage work, hit me up, would love to expand my fitness services beyond just personal training! :D

So far the first 30 minutes of my birthday has consisted of me biking 3 miles uphill…

*sigh* If anyone needs a masterclass on how to push people away, I gotchu

celebrating wednesday

veins anyone? Or subluxation?

peep the bio 👀😚