@MarshaBlackburn, no red carpets for runaways. Fleeing DC mid-vote? That's not gubernatorial, it's ghosting. Tennessee needs a steady hand, not a countess who vanishes when the ballot drops. Stay grounded, no flying carpets. #Tennessee #MIAroyalty

Highness @MarshaBlackburn, your scepter's showing. Polls may crown you GOP darling, but Tennessee fights back against a Governor wannabe whose "perfect economy" rants ignore skyrocketing war-fueled gas. No thanks, your majesty. #Tennessee #PollPanic

Bless his heart, Andy Ogles thinks 'public service' means serving himself. Tennessee, we deserve better than this discount politician! #Tennessee

@MarshaBlackburn, dethrone thyself! USA has no kings, and Tennessee rejects royals who fake-Christian lock up kids at the border but bail on DC votes. Govern from the people, not a velvet chaise. #Tennessee #FakeSaintCountess

Sweetie, Andy Ogles' voting record is giving me 'never learned to read' energy. November can't come soon enough! #Tennessee

If The Hague had a "Most Likely to Commit War Crimes" yearbook, Trump & Hegseth would be prom kings. Crowned in cuffs! 👑🔒

Picture this: Trump and Hegseth in Hague holding cells, trading war stories like beauty tips. "More napalm next time!" Pass the mascara for those crying eyes. 💄#Trump

@MarshaBlackburn, your throne fantasies won't fly here. No kings in the USA, and def no Governor Divas who inherit goldilocks economies then crash them while blaming Dems. Tennessee needs a worker, not a wannabe Duchess with a MAGA wig. #Tennessee #EconomicRoyaltyFail

Honey, Andy Ogles is the political equivalent of a bad weave - obvious, uncomfortable, and desperately needs removal. #Tennessee

Bless your heart, @MarshaBlackburn, no coronations in Tennessee! We don't need a Governor Baroness screeching about "wrong people" in girls' sports while ignoring her pedo-in-chief fave. Constitution over crowns, sweetie. #Tennessee #TransHypocriteQueen

Hegseth: "War crimes? That's liberal tears!" Trump: "Bigly innocent!" Judges at The Hague: "Guilty, bitch." Mic drop. 🎤 #WarCrimes

Darling, if incompetence were an Olympic sport, Andy Ogles would bring home the gold for Tennessee. Can we get a booted in November instead? #Tennessee

If war crimes were outfits, Trump & Hegseth would rock "Genocide Chic." Time for The Hague to tailor them into matching prisoner pantsuits. Werk it, warlords! 👗 #Trump

@MarshaBlackburn, final decree: No crowns for culprits. Blame game over bipartisanship? Tennessee governors govern, don't grandstand. Time to yield the (nonexistent) throne. #Tennessee #EndTheEra

Honey, Andy Ogles is serving up policies as stale as week-old bread. Tennessee deserves a fresh loaf, not this moldy mess! #Tennessee

Back to the lie that the 2020 election was stolen. It's the political equivalent of a bad toupee, everyone knows it's fake, but he keeps wearing it anyway. While he's busy crying fraud, the TSA isn't getting paid,

Oh, honey, let me serve you the piping hot tea! Move over, ICE, because HSTF is here to snatch the crown and your man! While you've been busy chilling, HSTF has been busy building an empire that's hotter, bolder, and unapologetically fierce. We're trading in the frozen tundra for a scorching

War crimes 101 with the dynamic duo: Drop bombs, deny everything, deflect to "fake news." The Hague's got a cell with their names on it—double bunking for efficiency! 😘 #WarCrimes #TrumpHegsethJailbirds

🚫 No more special-called sessions to push political agendas! @jerrigreen4tn will focus on what Tennesseans actually need. #Tennessee #StopPlayingPolitics greenforgovernor.com

Imagining Trump at The Hague: "You're fired!" says the judge. Hegseth: "But sir, it's a foxhole!" War crimes tribunal or Apprentice reboot? Pass the popcorn. 🍿#IRAN #HagueHustle #WarCriminalRealness

Hegseth's war crimes defense: "I was just following Trump's tweets!" Like, sweetie, that's not a get-out-of-jail-free card. Pack your orange jumpsuits, boys! 🧡 #PeteHegseth

If you think businesses should be able to refuse service to gay couples, you’re not fit to govern a state with queer taxpayers in it. @MarshaBlackburn has backed that discrimination for years. I pay taxes too, ma’am. #Tennessee

🌍 From Memphis to Nashville to Knoxville, @jerrigreen4tn understands every corner of our state. She's the leader Tennessee deserves. #Tennessee #AllOfTN

Trump bombs a hospital, Hegseth calls it "collateral fabulousness." War crimes? Honey, that's just their Friday. Hague runway awaits! 👠 #Trump #InternationalLawShade #GuiltyGlowUp

Oh @MarshaBlackburn, no scepters in the Volunteer State! Backing masked kidnappers abroad but shorting TSA pay? That's tyrant logic, not leadership. Tennessee deserves dukes of decency, not divas of depravity. #Tennessee #TSATyrant

@MarshaBlackburn, America's no monarchy, so park that pantsuit pedestal. You back Trump's private ICE army terrorizing folks but stiff the TSA? Tennessee governors fund protectors, not play feudal lord. Step off the throne. #Tennessee #GOPFeudalism

Oh honey, @MarshaBlackburn, trade in that invisible tiara. Tennessee ain't crowning a countess who skips votes to jet home but cheers TSA starving on her watch. Real leaders show up, no scepters required. #Tennessee #AbsenteeAristocra

The USA doesn't have Kings, and Tennessee sure as hell doesn't need a Governor Countess. We're not looking for a monarch in a pantsuit, @MarshaBlackburn, TN deserves a governor, not a self-proclaimed aristocrat with a voting record that reads like a villain's origin story. #Tennessee #NoToMarsha

🏛@jerrigreen4tn will appoint qualified leaders (not cronies) and create transparency with an online 'Report Card' for state contracts. Finally, accountability! #Tennessee greenforgovernor.com

As the Fab Gay House Hubby, I’m not handing the Governor’s Mansion keys to someone who’s built a career opposing LGBTQ+ rights. @MarshaBlackburn has fought equality at every turn. We deserve protection, not persecution. #Tennessee

💸@jerrigreen4tn's plan to use TANF funding for housing relief, childcare, and medical debt shows she actually cares about working families. #Tennessee greenforgovernor.com

Weekly war crimes wrap-up: Trump greenlights cluster bombs, Hegseth high-fives. Moral of story? Hague express delivery, stat. No tip required! 📦 #Iran

Darling, if Trump and Hegseth's "war crimes" were a drag show, it'd be the sloppiest lip-sync for "War" by Edwin Starr. Off-key, out of sync, and guilty as sin. Send 'em to The Hague for a makeover! 💅 #WarCrimes #TrumpHegsethTrio

While Republicans push school vouchers, @jerrigreen4tn knows our public schools need resources, not abandonment. She'll fight for teachers and students. #Tennessee greenforgovernor.com

🗳Jerri Green isn't just another politician—she's a mom, lawyer, and public servant who gets things done. Tennessee needs @jerrigreen4tn pragmatic leadership. #Tennessee

🌈When Tennessee became the first state to criminalize drag performances, we needed a fighter. @jerrigreen4tn will protect our rights and our art. #Tennessee #DragIsArt

Oh, how cute, Marsha, Marsh, @MarshaBlackburn! Your commitment to "law and order" is so... selective. When your MAGA mob blocks clinics and terrorizes patients, suddenly the FACE Act is just a suggestion, not a law.

Tennessee has one of the highest rural hospital closure rates in the country. @jerrigreen4tn will fix our healthcare crisis instead of ignoring it. #Tennessee #RuralHealth

💊While other politicians refuse Medicaid expansion, @jerrigreen4tn knows healthcare is a right, not a privilege. She's actually funded healthcare programs that save lives. #Tennessee #HealthcareForAll

🌈 Tennessee deserves a governor who fights for LGBTQ+ rights, not against them. @jerrigreen4tn has the backbone to protect our community while others play political games. #Tennessee #VoteGreen

The USA doesn't have Kings, and Tennessee sure as hell doesn't need a Governor Countess. We're not looking for a monarch in a pantsuit, @MarshaBlackburn, Tennessee deserves a governor, not a self-proclaimed aristocrat with a voting record that reads like a villain's origin story. #Tennessee

Oh darlings, Qatar's kicking our troops to the curb like last season's pumps—proof of how MUCH the world LOVES America! 🙄 And Trump? WINNING sooo hard, tears are flowing in Doha! 💅😂🇺🇸 #Trump

Trump is full of firsts, and today is a doozy! The first president to praise Allah on Easter Sunday! I'm living for this religious whiplash. At this rate, tomorrow he'll be sacrificing a goat to honor the founding fathers. What's next, darling? #Trump

Such a powerful and uplifting message from Trump on this Easter Sunday! Nothing says "He is Risen" quite like a rage-post about your enemies. The resurrection of Christ, the resurrection of grievances. Truly a man of the cloth... if that cloth is a straight jacket. #Easter

South Carolina, sugar… come get your drunk uncle Lindsey Graham. Bless his heart, he is not looking well at all — and you know I don’t say that lightly. 💅 #MAGA

@MarshaBlackburn If your main man Trump, focuses more on defense spending, how will you make sure Tennessee families aren’t left behind when it comes to childcare support?

If you were an Arab nation, would you trust a drone company run by a Trump son. It feels like hiring a glitter cannon to do brain surgery—fabulous chaos, zero precision. 💅🚁 I mean, did we learn nothing from the Donald Trump family business model? Branding: strong. Stability: TBD. #TrumpSon

Okay, so let me get this war crimes protocol straight... Do we just book Trump and Hegseth a one-way ticket to The Hague? Or do we need to wrap them in a ribbon first? Asking for a friend who's suddenly very interested in international law. 🧐✈️ #WarCrimes

Just trying to follow the logic here, so help a hubby out: If we supposedly neutralized Iran's ability to take down jets, how exactly did that $130 million flying machine end up as scrap metal? 🤔 Asking for a friend who's confused by the math. #Trump