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Pulp magazine cover vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The bear represents Russia. The man stabbing the bear is Ukraine, bravely fighting back against the odds. The woman is the pussy ass bitch First Felon of the United States, seeming more interested in maintaining her appearance than helping.

The V2 represents the havoc of Project 2025. The Nazis guarding it are Vought, Carr, Candeub, Homan, Miller, and other minions of the chaotic First Felon of the United States. The partisans attacking the Nazis are independent journalists and No Kings demonstrators of all ages and stations.

The helpless woman represents our hopes for free and fair elections in 2026 being carried away by the maladministration of the chaotic First Felon of the United States. The pilot manning the Lewis gun is the remains of our outclassed legal system, rendered increasingly obsolete by SCROTUS.

How come one is so much cheaper than the other?

Hey, @xrnohproductions.bsky.social, poolside is trying to beat you on the best-seller list.

Another best-seller from XRNOH Books.

Pulp magazine cover vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The man closing the switch is Russell Vought, shadow president behind the chaotic First Felon of the United States. Vought is realizing his dream of inflicting trauma (his words) on the poor federal employee being zapped on the table.

If you're looking for material that mocks FFOTUS, the chaotic First Felon of the United States, you need to check out @moranstephen1000.bsky.social.

Good comeback!

Don't miss the boat!!

Pulp magazine cover vignette of FFOTUS chaos. This was the totally unconcealed dream of sadistic ICEstapo personnel staffing Alligator Auschwitz. They got the idea from the chaotic First Felon of the United States, who thought it would be really keen to wreak such retribution on hapless prisoners.

Pulp magazine cover vignette of FFOTUS chaos. This will be the fate of all of us who read and write social media posts like this. The ICEstapo of cosplaying puppy killer Noem will move to track us all in order to provide targets for retribution from the chaotic First Felon of the United States.

GOP Missing Minute Picture!!

I think he's on to something....

Plagiarized from @neurofabulous11.bsky.social, defaced by me.

Pulp magazine cover vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Though the woman is far older, she represents the vulnerable children of Epstein's island, procured and used by the First Felon of the United States to generate blackmail material on the wealthy, entitled, rapist pedophiles who victimized them.

RatFucK Jr.-level medical research has brought a breakthrough now that the First Felon of the United States has ended the war on cancer.

The mad scientist represents the crackpot leadership installed in DHHS, NIH, and CDC by RatFucK jr. The rube goldberg apparatus and human subject represent the research we can expect, now that the chaotic First Felon of the United States has ended the war on cancer.

These were a big hit on my sibs' text thread.

This scene is a metaphor for the totally performative "press conferences" in the White House, as Karolyin' Leavitt abuses those who still have press credentials in order to score points with those who still think the chaotic First Felon of the United States has any credibility left at all.

The Waddling Man, more like.

If you've ever actually seen the Ed Wood version of the move, Xrnoh's poster is even more fun.

The woman represents the three women on SCROTUS who call out the tortured, strained, comically transparent decisions of the six right-wing scrotes with well-aimed potshots. Those appointed by the First Felon of the United States are nailed by the three women's accusation of calvinball.

Wouldn't that be nice?

@xrnohporter.bsky.social neglected to inform you that the domain trumpisamook.com is still available!!

Khazad-Dar: The Deep Earth Home, but invaded by vermin. Apologies to @left-handed-jedi.bsky.social.

For Profit

Pulp magazine cover vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Monkeys ripped my flesh!! The hapless woman represents the U.S. constitution, ripped by the six reactionary right-wingers on SCROTUS, under the direction of Chief Scrote Roberts, who have given free rein to the chaotic First Felon of the United States.

😱 OMG! HE’S IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!

This is the situation room now

The woman, who is about to be pulled into the red whirlpool, and the other victim, who is already drowning, represent those institutions who have bent the knee to the chaotic First Felon of the United States, in hopes that he might be appeased. But no, his narcissistic need for control is unlimited.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Although Karolyin' Leavitt is a blond, this woman represents the way Leavitt sees herself, with a knife to the throat of any reporter who dares suggest the chaotic First Felon of the United States can ever be wrong about anything or at fault for any problem.

Plagiarized from @left-handed-jedi.bsky.social.

The woman represents all of us, at the mercy of masked, warrantless, untrained, unrestrained, unidentified thugs who may or may not be ICEstapo agents but feel free to rendition any one of us, at the direction of Puppy Killer Noem, installed as ICEstapo head by the First Felon of the United States.