Any minion would be fine by me.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Rule of law is in danger of sinking. Kosplay Kristi, Frau Blondi, Shorty Bovino, and Santa Monica Goebbels are winning. The First Felon of the United States is delighted. The independent judiciary struggles to defend the Constitution.

The Department of Retribution monster, unleashed by the First Felon of the United States and his minion Frau Blondi, threatens to capsize justice. The tiny boat stands little chance.

The hits just keep a comin'.

Kosplay Kristi sends her goons after the citizens of Minneapolis, while the independent media fight back as best they can. All thanks to the First Felon of the United States.

How to decide? Do I watch this one or Melania, "An inspirational story of an Eastern European prostitute who gets hooked up to a child molesting pedophile rapist whom becomes president of the United States."

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Kosplay Kristi's ICEstapo engulfs Minneapolis as feckless Congress sees only what its donors want it to see. All orchestrated by FFOTUS, the First Felon of the United States. Independent media tries to shed some light.

XRNOH is not afraid to bring out the heavy duty fonts!

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. More 2026 Karma for the First Felon of the United States and his evil minions. In spite of all his defenses, his nest of grift and villainy is about to be devastated.

Approved by the Comics Code Authority, so you know it's legit.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Continuing the theme of Karma, the tattered master sergeant, representing the country, finally has the drop on all the Nazi fellow-travelers of the First Felon of the United States. The sergeant's determined stare presages the end we all see coming.

Who knew that XRNOH was also a TV critic?

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The women escorting the First Felon of the United States to his fate of endless legal prosecution pause for a moment to show FFOTUS the respect he deserves.

XRNOH strikes again. Is this his new TV reality show? Sitcom? Drama? Stay tuned....

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Two beefy women representing an aroused electorate frog-marches the First Felon of the United States off to his fate of courtrooms and prison cells. The rest of the citizenry looks on with satisfaction.

May contain language not suitable for children.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Karma, in the form of a giant eyeball leading a posse of cloaked zombies, catches up with one of the minions of the First Felon of the United States. It's coming for them all!

Books, comics, posters.... Now XRNOH is minting coins.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The ditzy blond represent the tech bro oligarchs who, grossly underestimating the difficulties, blithely prattle on about relocating to Mars. The First Felon of the United States gives them all the tax dollars they want and plays along.

XRNOH has moved on from comics and books and now prints posters.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The woman stands for the Epstein/FFOTUS victims, who, though they bravely fight back against the patriarchy are overmatched by wealth, power, and privilege of their criminal tormenters, chief among them the First Felon of the United States.

Today's health tip from XRNOH.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. We see the men and women who threw in their lot with the First Felon of the United States, now reaping their reward for giving their lives to the cult of FFOTUS.

He's pretty hard to miss....

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The mob of "very fine people," enabled and even encouraged by the First Felon of the United states, are astonished when their victim refuses to comply. this will become more and more common in 2026.

Another GOP Missing Minute picture....

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The law has finally caught up to the black-hatted villains working for the First Felon of the United States. He has one under control as he's ready to gun down the rest of the crooks.

They're watching you read this post!

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. How did we let the orange First Felon of the United States drug our national consciousness to the point where he could simply carry off our democracy as this orange alien is carrying off this woman?

I've been getting one or two solicitation spams per day on my phone.

Another fine XRNOH book.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Wouldn't it be nice if the U.S. Congress could stand its ground like this and deliver a mortal head shot to the snake which is the chaotic First Felon of the United States as he seeks to become dictator.

I suspect this will spawn much creativity!

Very little added by XRNOH.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Let's hope that the Douglas SBD can represent our military command structure, safely escaping the traps of illegal orders issued by Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath as he sucks up to his master, the chaotic First Felon of the United States.

Sounds like a plan!!

She may have learned that gesture from the recent behavior of FFOTUS.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. This reminds us of the low-self-esteem women who seek the Mar-a-lago look. They use botox, collagen injections, and silicone implants to make themselves more appealing to the chaotic First Felon of the United States---as if he would give them a second thought.

My brother, "Perhaps the blue states need to create a Non-ICE TReaty Organization (NITRO) for mutual self defense, with an article-5 that says that an ICE deployment in one State will be considered a deployment in all."

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The robot represents the tech bros, like Musk, Thiel, Ellison, Bezos, Zuck, et al., kidnapping our data and carrying off our privacy, as regulators ineffectually try to play catch-up. The First Felon of the United States is happy to take their bribes.

Has been breaking for a while now....

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. We don't have to wonder, as this constable is, who stabbed the country in the heart. It was the chaotic First Felon of the United States, weaponizing every lever of government to seek retribution against all of us for not liking him.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. This reminds us of the time before the First Felon of the United States installed RatFucK Jr. as Secretary of HHS. Back then, science, in the form of vaccinations, raised a barrier to death, allowing us to age rather than die in infancy and childhood.

One of the tombstones is inscribed "XRNOH," but he will rise again.

The French partisan putting her life on the line to help a WWII GI paratrooper reminds us of the days when the U.S. was a respected ally. The First Felon of the United States, with his allegiance to Tsar Vovchik Putler compounded with anti-European fervor, has put an end to that.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. Resistance groups such as No Kings, ACLU, and CASA, individuals such as Newsom and Pritzker have fought against the Nazi-adjacent ICEstapo and CBP, not with bombs, but with unrelenting pressure against the minions of the First Felon of the United States.

Pulp magazine vignette of FFOTUS chaos. The First Felon of the United States has a quartet of thugs---Puppy Killer Noem, Goebbels Wannabe Miller, Cosplaying Bovino, and Cashbag Homan---prepare to savage an immigrant as FFOTUS, Just Dance Vance, and Chief Scrote Roberts look on.

Represent!

I'm down.