It’s such a strange feeling as a parent when your child starts telling you they’re doing big life things instead of asking you if they can do the big life things. Nobody tells you about that part of parenting.

There’s nothing cute about a dad not knowing where his kids go to school. Incompetent dads fucking suck and the fact that they based an entire movie on it, makes me want to burn everything.

Also, the new trend with the middle schoolers lately is Hacky Sack. They just wanna play it all day

When you have to use the macro lens on your phone to read the tiny print, you know you’re getting old.

Miss Taylor, honey. No open toed shoes courtside, no matter how stylish they are.

Apparently they’re making a live action series about the Miss Nelson books from when us 80s babies were kids. I still have ptsd from Viola Swamp, her and The Witches witches from Roald Dahl, was everything trying to scare us to death when we were kids?

I would like to meet her & her star nosie.

A third or less of eligible Oregon voters turned in their ballots for the primary elections. Voter apathy is lame. We did overwhelmingly as a state vote no on Measure 120. Thank goodness.

The photo Meghan posted celebrating her and Harry’s anniversary of them smooching on the dance floor at their reception is so damn hot. 🥵 Put it in the Louvre.

What in the handmaid’s tale is going on rn. Jfc.

I had a dream someone ai catfished my grandma’s voice to me (apparently I had a corded landline phone too) to ask for help and I told them they were fucked in the head bc I knew she wasn’t here anymore. Ugh. Ever since I woke up, I’ve felt all weird over it. I haven’t had a bad dream in ages.

Matt had a brain fart and my salty lmnt electrolyte water with Polar instead of flat, and it tastes like a weird ass Sprite. But honestly it’s not bad.

I love when the peonies are poppin’.

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

Why did they move the infected Americans from Nebraska to Atlanta? I thought that the quarantine facility was equipped to handle patients and treat, but they went to Atlanta further exposing even more people. Close contacts have now been updated to anyone who spends 15 minutes or more with someone.

Are you fucking kidding me? Patient zero and his wife went bird watching at a god damned landfill in Argentina. That’s how this started. The stupidity. The grossness. I can’t.

I somehow managed to still have a case of La Croix Cúrate Piña Fraise, even though they discontinued all Cúrate two years ago. I just cracked one open and nearly cried, it’s so good. I hate how they tip over in a cup holder but the slim cans were my jam. La Croix really sucks for disco’ing it.

The Dance No More video somehow matches the song perfectly. Also, Harry does not skip leg day, those thighs could crack walnuts.

The hantavirus thing is more than just what’s currently going on on the ship. People disembarked before they knew what was going on, it’s being spread human to human which is unusual for this type of virus. Passengers flew home to America & other countries without knowing if they could be infected.

Aerial photo of the Millennium Falcon in Black Spire Outpost DHS.

I wonder if I can drink oatmilk now that I’m on spironolactone? Or if it’s still gonna break me the fuck out with its stupid high glycemic index. It’s so damned good in coffee.

If you’re going to get a wristlet for your phone, get a chain or a paracord, not something beaded. They will break and beads will roll everywhere. Don’t ask me how I know.

The boho fashion from 05/06 is back in style again, this was my favorite fashion era. I wish I still had all my cute tops. 😭

The Slip silk scrunchies aren’t worth it bc they stretch out so quickly. It’s criminal.

Idk why it took me well over thirty years of wearing a bra to realize the best way to put on one without a clasp is stepping into it. Just takes a shimmy, not a semi-dislocated shoulder flail.

lol this is great.

I loved Taylor’s video interview with NYT. If you can watch it, do. There are gift links floating around if you don’t subscribe.

Omg the Verity trailer is bonkers. That book was fucked up and so wonderfully trashy lol, I can’t wait to see it on the screen. It was an actual decent Hoover, which is kinda rare.

If you don’t mind some creepiness and gore, Something Very Bad is Going to Happen is soooooooo good. Loved it.

@graffisa.bsky.social I hope you’re safe, the news said wildfires popping up all over in Florida, but didn’t say where, totally unhelpful. Hopefully far away from you in Jax!!

It’s impossible to move Toby’s bed or food dishes. Two weeks tomorrow but I may as well bronze them in place bc they’re staying.

I had to turn on my heat for the first time since like early March. What is this weather?! A freeze warning? Crazy.

The Sunrise on the Reaping trailer is so good. The book was fantastic, Haymitch’s story is one to remember. 😭😭😭 The movie casting looks perfect! And the colorsssss.

I’m so tired of saying “what the fuck is wrong with him?!” EVERY DAMNED DAY!! It never fails, he will always do something stupid, gross, out of this world bonkers, so low you wouldn’t think it could be possible. This is hell!

Anyone drinking lime or lemon flavored seltzer is doing it wrong. Plain seltzer, preferably Polar, with one True Lime or Lemon, over crushed ice. That’s where it’s at. So crispy.

Unlike the Trail Blazers plate for a specific team, this new option celebrates the sport itself with creative golf ball-textured design.

I haven’t been this “omg what the fuck is happening?!” about a television show since Lost, as I am about Paradise. It’s so fantastic to finally feel excited about tv again. Kudos to the show creator and the writers.

I hope Tiger Woods finally faces some consequences for his actions in FL. After flipping his car at almost 90 in a 45 and having nothing done to him in California, he needs a fucking wake up call that he’s not untouchable. It says not to operate heavy machinery on the bottle for a reason, dumbass.

This is insane. Just because they don’t hold the right type of immigration visa, they’re getting their licenses revoked. They are documented! More ways to drive up prices, cause discourse, ruin our country. So unfair to these people.

It’s supposed to be 75 the rest of the week, not spranggg break, but next week during, it’s gonna be 30s-low 50s. Ok, Oregon, sounds about right.

Why did they have to reveal Banksy? Like really, what was the point? Can’t the dude just make his art?

Thank you Safeway for finally having ApplePay on your app. Now if only Walmart would allow it instead of trying to force you into their ridiculous credit card system.

Harry’s album is so good.

My local Starbucks finally got nugget ice. Idk why it took so long for the store here, others switched ages ago.

During my bed rest bing fest I have also watched Ready or Not. & ooh it was fun. I can’t wait for the sequel! Run, run, run, time to run & hide! Also, Shawn Hatosy…

Rewatched The West Wing pilot for idk, the 3rd time? And I couldn’t help but tear up at President Bartlet’s speech about the Cuban refugees. “With the clothes on their backs, they came through a storm. And those that didn't die, want a better life, & they want it here. Talk about impressive.”

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

!!! The British version of this show is a billion times funnier/better than the US version. I tried watching the US version and I was like wtf is this dollar general ripoff? How it has had 3x as many episodes than the UK version I will never understand?!?

What is the best black tea and why is it Yorkshire Gold and nothing else? IV me, please.

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