THIS Canada's democracy and right to unionize is in danger

"star wars" is the only contemporary us pop culture property worth being analyzed through a religious lens given the ongoing war among its theological elites (producers and studio executives) over what works are "canonical" and what needs to be revised. kathleen kennedy declaring tr*s heretical.

Good morning to the person who spelled “reciprocal” wrong this morning at the WH: www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...

“Sources close to the project emphasize that this was not a loose concept or early pitch. The film, operating under the codename Quiet Leaves, had a finalized screenplay and was entering early prep and staffing stages.” #TheHuntForBenSolo

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

the pursuit of moralizing fiction is in fact a fascist movement and more importantly, it seeks to deny individual thought by replacing it with group adherence. if your morals are broken by a work of fiction, your morals were not real in the first place.

the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution

when steven & adam have an original film come out titled THE SEARCH FOR BENJAMIN STAR, mind your business & just buy your tickets

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"It's space wizards, Bob" needs to be on a t shirt

Take me back to January 2012 where Star Wars bent itself over backwards to explain the resurrection of Darth Maul. People forget that he wasn't suddenly brought back out of nowhere; there were novels and short stories released prior to The Clone Wars specifically to prime audiences for his return.

What’s extremely aggravating for me about the Hunt for Ben Solo thing, contextually and canonically, is that you have characters coming back from the dead all the time, throughout the entire history of the franchise (original series, extended universe, post-Disney sale, etc). It’s space wizards, Bob

Someone needs to leak the Ben Solo script immediately.

whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all. apnews.com/article/adam...

"They didn't see how Ben Solo was alive" vs "Somehow Palpatine returned"

“The Hunt for Ben Solo”

There is a timeline out there where I'm not haunted by the idiocy of rich white men...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/

Marder AG

wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The decline of third spaces and hangouts, such as malls, video rental places, arcades & skate parks has been a direct result of the rise of convenience and has also been objectively bad for society as a whole. Its not that everyone HAS to socialize, but having no option to without bars is a failing.

Back when posting was good

| Villain | To all my fellow people pleasers out there... 😌 #originalart

We're pivoting to multiplayer.

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

🚨The war on Antifa has begun, with the FBI canvassing informants for insights on the group, scrutinizing financial records and gathering intelligence on left-wing affinity groups, sources tell me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/inside-the...

Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?

periodic reminder that if you write stuff that's published on the web for a publication you yourself do not own, PDF that shit as soon as it goes live

The Onion had a post about NSPM-7 before The New York Times did lmao THE ONION! theonion.com/what-to-know...

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for

Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.

Cooked as a country when art can’t be made because we have to take into account the fee-fees of Klan members.

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more. 🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...

genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos

this fits with a key feeling of contemporary conservative thought being mad at luke skywalker making a mistake; "star wars" being "you're twelve years old and entering the big world" and so they can't accept the continuation of that line of thought.

This movie is so good and also you can watch the Comanche dub on Hulu.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

This week, the Global Sumud Flotilla tried to deliver life-saving aid to Gaza. Instead, 461 people—including New Yorkers—have been detained by the Israeli military. They must be freed at once. And the deliberate starvation of Palestinians must end now.

We could save so much time by ignoring things that obviously don't/won't exist

Bari is a terrific example of a person who has, perhaps tragically, mistaken her charisma for intelligence

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

In all seriousness, publishers are going to have to figure out how to market books in the post-social-media landscape. That should be an implicit part of their job. What authors/artists can do on their own is increasingly limited and siloed.

it’s hard for me to rewatch the last jedi considering everything that happened after it but man, i really do love it so much. nobody will ever convince me that it’s a bad movie or even just a mid movie. i love it and every good thing it brought to my life.